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[after falling into the alligator pit]
Yzma: Why do we even *have* that lever?

Yzma: Are te talking to that squirrel?
Kronk: I was a junior chipmunk, uh, and I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures.
[to squirrel]
Kronk: Please continue.
[squirrel talks to Kronk]
Yzma: [walking away] Why me? Why me? Why me? Why...?
Kronk: Hey, it doesn't always have to be about you. This poor little guy's had it rough. Seems a talking lama, llama gave him a hard time the other day.
[Yzma rushes over to them]
Yzma: Oh, a talking llama? Do tell.
[squirrel whispers to Kronk]
Kronk: Uh, he doesn't really wanna talk to you.
Yzma: Well, then *you* ask him.
Kronk: [sigh] Hate being in the middle.
Kronk: [speaking squirrel] Squeaky, uh, squeak, sqeaker, squeakin'.

[on Kuzco]
Yzma: Why, I practically raised him.
Kronk: Yeah, you'd think he would've turned out better.
Yzma: Yeah, go figure.

Kuzco: Okay, I admit it. Maybe I wasn't as nice as I should have been. But, Yzma, do te really want to kill me?
Yzma: Just think of it as you're being let go, that your life's going in a different direction, that your body's part of a permanent outplacement.
Kronk: Hey, that's kinda like what he detto to te when te got fired.
Yzma: I know. It's called a "cruel irony", like my dependence on you.

[Yzma and Kronk are trapped in a dark locked room]
ChiCha: What do te mean the door's stuck? Try jiggling the handle.
Yzma: There is no handle in here.
ChiCha: [holding the door handle] There's not? Are te sure?
Yzma: All right, I've had enough of this. Tell us where the talking lhama is and we'll burn your house to the ground.
Kronk: Er, don't te mean or?
Yzma: [even più angrily] Err, tell us where the talking lhama is *or* we'll burn your house to the ground.
Chaca: Well, which is it? That sounds like a pretty crucial conjunction.

Yzma: It is no concern of mine whether o not your family has... what was it again?
Peasant: Umm... food?
Yzma: Ha! te really should have thought of that before te became peasants!

[plotting ways to kill Kuzco]
Yzma: Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...
[laughs]
Yzma: ...I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!
[knocks over bottle of poison on flower, which shrivels up and dies]
Yzma: Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this.

Yzma: Take him out of town and finish the job now!
Kronk: What about dinner?
Yzma: Kronk, this is kind of important.
Kronk: How about dessert?
Yzma: Well, I suppose there's time for dessert.
Kronk: And coffee?
Yzma: All right. A quick cup of coffee. Then take him out of town and finish the job!

[Yzma and Kuzco never see each other. When one exits, the other enters]
Yzma: Make me the special. And hold the gravy!
Kronk: Check. Pickup!
Kuzco: te know what? On secondo thought, make my omelette a meat pie.
Kronk: Meat pie. Check.
Yzma: Kronk! Can I order the potatoes as a side dish?
Kronk: I'll have to charge te full price.
Yzma: [annoyed] Ooh.
Kuzco: Hey, how about a side of potatoes, my buddy?
Kronk: te got it. Want cheese on those potatoes?
Yzma: Thank you, Kronk. Cheddar will be fine.
Kronk: Cheddar spuds coming up.
Kuzco: Spuds yes, cheese no.
Kronk: Hold the cheese.
Yzma: No, I want the cheese.
Kronk: Cheese it is.
Kuzco: Cheese me no "likee."
Kronk: Cheese out.
Yzma: Cheese in!
Kronk: Ah, come on. Make up your mind!
Kuzco: Okay, okay, on secondo thought...
Yzma, Kuzco: ...make my potatoes a salad.

Yzma: A llama? He's supposed to be *dead*.
Kronk: Yeah, weird.

[the palace guards have been transformed into animals]
Yzma: Get them!
Cow Guard: Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?
Yzma: You're excused. Anybody else?
Other Guards: No, no. We're good.

Yzma: [handing him a bottle of poison] Take it, Kronk. Oh ho ho! Feel the power.
Kronk: Oh... I can feel it.
Yzma: Our moment of triumph approaches! Ha ha ha ha ha! It's cena time!

Kuzco: Oh, and da the way, you're fired.
Yzma: Fired? W-W-What do te mean, "fired"?
[Kuzco snaps his finger and a servant comes in and writes down Yzma's "pink slip"]
Kuzco: Um, how else can I say it? "You're being let go." "Your department's being downsized." "You're part of an outplacement." "We're going in a different direction." "We're not picking up your option." Take your pick. I got more.

Yzma: Kronk! Why did I think te could do this? This one simple thing! It's like I'm talking to a monkey.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Whoa now!
Yzma: A really, really big stupid monkey named Kronk!
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Ouch.
Yzma: And do te want to know something else? I've never liked your spinaci puffs!
[Kronk, Shoulder Angel, and Shoulder Devil all simultaneously gasp]
Yzma: Never!
[Kronk begins to cry]
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: That's it.
[cocks pitchfork like a gun]
Kronk's Shoulder Devil: She's goin' down.
Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Now, now, remember, guys. From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward.
[they look up at the chandelier which is illuminated with heavenly light while angelic Musica plays]
Kronk's Shoulder Angel, Kronk's Shoulder Devil, Kronk: That'll work.
[Kronk cuts the rope to the chandelier, but it falls around Yzma, instead of on her]
Kronk: Strange. That usually works.
Yzma: And so does *this*!
[pulls lever for trap door]
Kronk: Ah. Should've seen that coming. Whoa!

Kuzco: I can't believe this is happening!
Yzma: Then I bet te weren't expecting *this*.
[Yzma pulls up her dress. Kuzco and Pacha scream]
Yzma: [revealing a coltello strapped to her thigh] Aha!
[Kuzco and Pacha sigh with relief]
Kuzco: Oh, okay.

Yzma: [squeaky voice] Looking for this?
[clutching her throat]
Yzma: Is that my voice?
[coughs]
Yzma: Is that *my* voice? Oh, well.

Yzma: Kuzco is dead, right? Tell me Kuzco's dead. I need to hear these words.
Kronk: [nervously] Uh, do te need to hear all those words exactly?
Yzma: [angry] He's still *alive*?
Kronk: Well, he's not as dead as we would have hoped.
Yzma: Kronk!
Yzma: Just thought I'd give te a heads-up in case Kuzco ever came back.
Yzma: He can't come back!
Kronk: Yeah, that would be kinda awkward, especially after that lovely eulogy.
Yzma: te think? te and I are going out to find him. If he talks, we're through. Now let's move!

Yzma: It is no concern of mine whether o not your family has... what was it again?
Peasant: Umm... food?
Yzma: Ha! te should have thought of that before te became peasants.

Yzma: And so, it is with great sadness that we mourn the sudden departure of our beloved prince, taken from us so tragically on the very eve of his eighteenth birthday.
Kronk: [sobbing] Poor little guy.
Yzma: His legacy will live in our hearts...
Kronk: He never had a chance.
Yzma: ...for all eternity.
[pause]
Yzma: Well, he ain't getting any deader! Back to work.

[Yzma is sleeping in a huge tent, while Kronk is in a tent so small it only covers his waist. Suddenly Kronk jerks awake]
Kronk: The peasant, at the diner!
[pause]
Kronk: He didn't pay his check.
[falls back asleep, but then jerks back up]
Kronk: It's the peasant who I saw leaving the city who disappeared into the crowd with Kuzco in the back of his cart. He must have taken him back to his village, so if we find the village, we find him, and if we find him, we find Kuzco. Oh, yeah, it's all comin' together. Yzma!
[runs into her tent]
Yzma: What?
[Yzma sits up with cold cream on her face and cucumbers on her eyes]
Kronk: [recoiling] Aah!
Yzma: This had better be good!

Yzma: That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel.

Yzma: Looking for this?
Yzma: [holds up the vial of human extract]
[Kuzco and Pacha gasp]
Kuzco: No! It can't be! How did te get back here before us?
Yzma: Uh...
[pauses]
Yzma: ...how *did* we, Kronk?
Kronk: Well, ya got me. da all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
[Kronk holds up a map of the two parties' trails, mostrare Yzma's and Kronk's falling down a canyon halfway through]
Yzma: Oh, well.

Yzma: This isn't poison. This is extract of... llama!
Kronk: te know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. te might think about relabeling some of them.

Kuzco: No, no! Don't drop it!
Yzma Kitty: I'm not going to drop it, te fool! I'm going to drink it! And once I turn back into my beautiful self I'm going to *kill* you.

Yzma: That's it, Kronk! Break the door down!
Kronk: Break it down? Are ya kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany.

Yzma: So, is everything ready for tonight?
Kronk: Oh, yeah. I thought we'd start off with la minestra, zuppa and a light salad, and then see how we feel after that.
Yzma: Not the dinner. te know...
Kronk: Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?
Yzma: Yes! That poison.
Kronk: Got te covered.
Yzma: Excellent. A few drops in his drink, and then I'll propose a toast, and he will be dead before dessert.
Kronk: Which is a real shame, because it's gonna be delicious.

Yzma: Pull the lever, Kronk!
[Kronk pulls a lever, and Yzma falls into a pit]
Yzma: [as she is falling] Wrong lever!

[the drink is poisoned]
Yzma: Kronk, the emperor needs his... drink!
Kronk: Right. Oh...
[winks at Yzma]
Kronk: ...riiiiiiggghhht.
[goes to grab drink and realizes that he doesn't know which one it is; takes the drinks away to pour the poison again]
Kuzco: Hey, Kronky, everything okay back there?
Kronk: [mixing the drinks together before refilling all the cups] Oh, uh, the drinks were a bit on the, uh...
[small explosion from each of the cups]
Kronk: ...warm side. Hehe. Hey, did ya see that sky today? Talk about blue.
Yzma: Yes, Kronk. Riveting. A toast, to the emperor! Long live Kuzco!
Kronk: [to Yzma trying to make it sound like he's coughing] Don't drink the wine. Poison.

Yzma: Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?

ChiCha: So, remind me again how you're related to Pacha?
Yzma: Why, I'm his third cousin's brother's wife's step-niece's great aunt. Twice removed.
ChiCha: Uh-huh.
Yzma: Isn't that right, Kronk?
[Kronk is playing jump rope with Chaca and Tipo]
Chaca: Ninety-nine monkeys jumping on the bed.
Kronk: One fell off and bumped his head.

Yzma: But... but Your Highness, I have been nothing if not loyal to the empire for... for many, many years.
Kuzco: Hey, everyone hits their stride. te just hit yours fifty years ago.

[last lines]
Kronk: My acorn is missing.
Junior chipmunk Class: Squeak, squeakin', squeak, squeakity.
Kronk: Did te eat the acorn?
Junior chipmunk Class: Squeaker, squeak, squeak, squeakin'?
Kronk: te owe me a new acorn.
Junior chipmunk Class: Squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeaker...
[one boy nudges Yzma]
Yzma Kitty: [sulky] Squeakin'.
Kronk: I'm so proud of te guys.

ChiCha: As I detto before, te may remember, Pacha is not here. I'll be sure to tell him te stopped by.
Yzma: Oh, would te please? That would be just great.
[knocks her cup on the floor]
Yzma: Oops. Silly me.
ChiCha: [annoyed] No no, allow me.
[very pregnant, tries to squat to pick up cup]
Yzma: [joins Kronk jumping rope] She's hiding something. When I give the word we cerca the house.
Kronk: Ok, but I still have 94 monkeys to go.

Kuzco: [referring to Kronk] He's... what, in his late twenties?
Yzma: Hehe... I'm... not sure.
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 Gaston would have made it on this if he wasn't a villian
Gaston would have made it on this if he wasn't a villian
This is the results from my countdown from my countdown it's not my personal opinion but I'm happy with the superiore, in alto two my friend hindaa did an a countdown on the hottest Disney ladies and Ariel won and I'm so happy she did and I'm a guy so it's hard for me to find them hot but I'll try to do the best please use nice commenti there's no need to be rude and I know some of te maynot be happy but ciao I can't help what people vote for so please don't act like little kids who complain when they don't get their way if te can't say anything nice don't say it at all enjoy.
 15.Milo he's a nerd but he's handsome in his own way but who need looks when te got brain he managed to get a hot princess he doesn't care for look but I kinda like his hair but it's what's inside that counts
15.Milo he's a nerd but he's handsome in his own way but who need looks when you got brain he managed to get a hot princess he doesn't care for look but I kinda like his hair but it's what's inside that counts
 14.Phoebus he's handsome he's charming well some what charming she's nice though alot of people don't like him because he ha rubato, stola Esmerelda from Quasimodo but he's okay to me
14.Phoebus he's handsome he's charming well some what charming she's nice though alot of people don't like him because he stole Esmerelda from Quasimodo but he's okay to me
 13.Snow White's Prince someone detto she thinks he looks like a girl but he looks nothing like a girl he's handsome and so what if we didn't see much of him he saved our beautiful heroine and he stated all the heros
13.Snow White's Prince someone said she thinks he looks like a girl but he looks nothing like a girl he's handsome and so what if we didn't see much of him he saved our beautiful heroine and he stated all the heros
 12.Prince Charming okay he's has as much time in the first and movie as Snow White's Prince but in the third be becomes più handsome and più personality my cousin has a crush on him
12.Prince Charming okay he's has as much time in the first and movie as Snow White's Prince but in the third be becomes more handsome and more personality my cousin has a crush on him
 11.Kuzco for someone who thinks he più hot than he is he's handsome I guss he learns it's what's inside that counts and in the series he gets a girlfriend named Malina (his nickname for her is hottie hot hottie)
11.Kuzco for someone who thinks he more hot than he is he's handsome I guss he learns it's what's inside that counts and in the series he gets a girlfriend named Malina (his nickname for her is hottie hot hottie)
 10.Tarzan he's a girl's dream a muscial guy swinging threw the vines kind to animali and he wears a loin cloth even though I don't care for that girls do
10.Tarzan he's a girl's dream a muscial guy swinging threw the vines kind to animals and he wears a loin cloth even though I don't care for that girls do
 9.Terence he's handsome nice smart a good friend some people say he looks like a 10 anno old but he looks nothing of the sort he's the same age as Campanellino he's a fairy
9.Terence he's handsome nice smart a good friend some people say he looks like a 10 year old but he looks nothing of the sort he's the same age as Tinkerbell he's a fairy
 8.Hercules he's handsome smart nice he looks like a greek god because he is and he's got big strong musials
8.Hercules he's handsome smart nice he looks like a greek god because he is and he's got big strong musials
 7.Adam/Beast he's handsome smart nice though had a temper but learned that it's what's inside that counts and some say he's ugly as a human but he's not
7.Adam/Beast he's handsome smart nice though had a temper but learned that it's what's inside that counts and some say he's ugly as a human but he's not
 6.Shang he's handsome strang smart Ribelle - The Brave loyal he maybe stiff but I've seen girls melt when he's shirtless
6.Shang he's handsome strang smart brave loyal he maybe stiff but I've seen girls melt when he's shirtless
 5.Naveen he's the new guy he's the one with the face that's new and freash he's handsome and girls say even as a frog he was cute
5.Naveen he's the new guy he's the one with the face that's new and freash he's handsome and girls say even as a frog he was cute
 4.John Smith he's handsome with cool hair and girls I've met say he's sexy
4.John Smith he's handsome with cool hair and girls I've met say he's sexy
 3.Philip he's handsome smart Ribelle - The Brave any girl would be lucky to have him because he'll kill a dragon for his princess and he's the first prince to have personality and a proper name
3.Philip he's handsome smart brave any girl would be lucky to have him because he'll kill a dragon for his princess and he's the first prince to have personality and a proper name
 2.Aladdin he's handsome smart kind sneaky he's the first prince not to be born into royalty and to not be wearing a camicia
2.Aladdin he's handsome smart kind sneaky he's the first prince not to be born into royalty and to not be wearing a shirt
 1.Eric I hoped he would win he's handsome I always wanted his hair his eyes I always wanted to look like him and plus he has the most beautiful Disney girl as his Amore intreast he's thw inner the hottest Disney guy
1.Eric I hoped he would win he's handsome I always wanted his hair his eyes I always wanted to look like him and plus he has the most beautiful disney girl as his love intreast he's thw inner the hottest disney guy
 Disney is planning to make four Campanellino movies.
Disney is planning to make four Tinkerbell movies.
te may have heard of the new Campanellino movie coming out, but did te know that Disney is planing to make four Campanellino movies? The first one will come out on DVD October 28th, 2008.
Summary: A new fairy, Campanellino arrives, and finds out her talent is pots-and-pans, but thinks her talent isn't specail.

Tinkerbell, North of Never Land:
Based on the Disney Faries book. When Tink's Best Friend, Terence, Squashes Tink's preferito bowl, the first thing she ever fixed, her anger flares up, and she yells at him, saying he's always in her way. Tink realizes she was too harsh, and sets out on a quest to find the perfect gift for her friend.

Tinkerbell: a mid summer storm.
Campanellino must team up with a rival fairy to save NeverLand.

Tinkerbell: a winter story: I have no info about this one yet.
 Tink as she appears in the new Campanellino movie.
Tink as she appears in the new Tinkerbell movie.
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 This one was rather passionate not to mention disturbing with the Musica
This one was rather passionate not to mention disturbing with the music
I was going to add this to the Disney Princess spot but I decided not to because I could get into an argument with some fellow fan pop users who mightn’t agree with this article. So enjoy and tell me what te think about it and rate.


#7 Pocahontas & John Smith’s kiss: The first one was so passionate and the secondo one was adorable but too short. It only lasted like 30 secs.


#6 Tiana & Naveen’s kiss: The first one was cute but the secondo one was just a quick peck on the lips and they started dancing around the roof as if they were drunk LOL. Not passionate and too short.

#5 Snow...
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Epilogue

`    The grandfather clock rang eleven times. The cucina was mostly dark, except for a little bit of moonlight trickling into the house from its window. Annette and Collette were sleeping together. Danielle slept near them, with Puffball at her side. Also sleeping were Peg and Spunky, who were in a soft letto in the corner da the door, sleeping successivo to each other with smiles on their faces. In the center of the room were Lady and Tramp, who were fast asleep in one cushy, large, round bed. Upstairs, Jim Dear, Darling, and Junior were sleeping. Everyone was sleeping…...
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There's a lot of really cute bambini animated da Disney so it's time to mostra some appreciation to them! The lista includes all Disney animazione Studios movies.





10. Baby Lucky



Such an underrated scene, it's so touching when the the little cucciolo actually makes it. It's a tiny little thing with a rosa nose and a white cappotto and even if his eyes weren't open, it just made it cuter. It was so heartwarming as a child and still is now. I couldn't help wanting a cucciolo of my own after this scene especially seeing his little nose peek out and snuggle he father's. It's so cute and totally...
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I wrote up this lista a while fa and I thought I'd post it here. Hope te enjoy it!

10. WALL-E - I'm pretty sure that this was the first CG movie Disney put out that I really fell in Amore with. The characters are just so endearing, and the message is wonderful, if a little heavy handed.



9. Mulan - I hated this movie as a kid for some reason, not sure why, but now I Amore it! Mulan is amazing and the action sequences and animazione are phenomenal. My one issue with it is that Mushu feels very out of place to me, and he distracts me from the rest of the film.



8. Atlantis: The Lost Empire...
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