Don Karnage

[after falling into the alligator pit]
Yzma: Why do we even *have* that lever?

Yzma: Are te talking to that squirrel?
Kronk: I was a junior chipmunk, uh, and I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures.
[to squirrel]
Kronk: Please continue.
[squirrel talks to Kronk]
Yzma: [walking away] Why me? Why me? Why me? Why...?
Kronk: Hey, it doesn't always have to be about you. This poor little guy's had it rough. Seems a talking lama, llama gave him a hard time the other day.
[Yzma rushes over to them]
Yzma: Oh, a talking llama? Do tell.
[squirrel whispers to Kronk]
Kronk: Uh, he doesn't really wanna...

Hercules: te like making deals. Take me in Meg's place.
Hades: Hmm. The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death.
Hercules: Going once...
Hades: Is there a downside to this?
Hercules: Going twice...
Hades: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. te get her out. She goes, te stay.
[Hercules dives in to save Megara]
Hades: Oh, there's just one thing. You'll be dead before te can get to her. That's not a problem, is it?

Hades: How sentimental. te know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a pezzo, hunk of moussaka caught in my throat.

Panic: "Hercules." Why does that name ring a bell?...

Now this is just my point of view, but I find it a little bit ironic that one of the most realistically portrayed Disney females comes in the shape of a pixie! When it comes to typical proportions, the average woman can più easily identify with a winged sprite?! I mean, not everybody has a beautiful hourglass figure! Having somebody who is a little bottom-heavy is comforting.

While Tinker campana, bell does have a super-skinny waist, she is the only Disney female I have seen whose lower body is not exactly proportionate to her upper body. When I realized this, it made me feel so much better...