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Hitler throws his pencils of doom at Mitt Romney

posted by sturmelle15

My furher, who will be your successivo target? asked Jodl I will plan to attend a meeting held da Mitt Romney. Little will Romney know is that I will really attend to throw my pencils at him until it's too late. detto Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will drive me to the nearest place in Germany where Romney will be. asked Hitler My fuhrer, Mitt Romney will be in Munich, Germany. detto Steiner Fine. We'll go to Munich, Germany. detto Hitler My fuhrer, te shouldn't throw your pencils at Mitt Romney. objected Jodl Damnit, Jodl. Don't start with me with objecting to my plan. Object...

Hitler and Friends go to Muscetong River

posted by sturmelle15

My fuhrer, what are te planning to do now? asked Jodl To find the Musconetcong River Mantis Man and prove to te and the rest of the bunker crew that it does exist. detto Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will meet us when we arrive at the river. detto Hitler I think te should find some pesce for me while you're at it. detto Krebs Fine. I'll find some pesce for you. detto Hitler My fuhrer, i object to te proving this thing's existence. detto Jodl Damnit Jodl! I thought te were in favor of this plan! detto Hitler I'm not. Because i believe te won't find this creature. detto Jodl If praying mantises are real, then this thing must be too! detto Hitler (An ora later) "Huh?" YAH! WHAT THE FUCK!? Praying mantises aren't supposed to be that big! detto Hitler

Hitler plans to throw his pencils of doom at Steven Spielberg

posted by sturmelle15

My furher, who will be your successivo target? asked Jodl I plan to attend an E.T. convention, of which director Steven Spielberg will be at. When I get the chance to, I will throw my pencils of doom at him. detto Hitler Steiner and the map, my furher? asked Jodl Steiner will drive to the nearest place in Berlin where Spielberg will be. detto Hitler It's here a few miles from our bunker that he's detto to be present. detto Steiner Fine. We'll go there. detto Hitler My furher, te shouldn't throw your pencils at Steven Spielberg. objected Jodl Damnit Jodl. Always with the objecting. I'm going to be throwing...

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Hitler plays the World's Hardest Game

posted by sturmelle15

My fuhrer, what are te going to play today? asked Jodl The World's Hardest Game. Steiner detto I can find it on a couple different web sites. detto Hitler It's hard to pass level 2. Are te sure te wish to play this game? asked Krebs Nonsense. I'm playing this game whether it's hard o not. detto Hitler My, fuhrer, I object to te playing this game! objected Jodl And why is that?! asked Hitler Krebs is right. It's too hard to pass level 2! detto Jodl I don't care. I don't have time to listen to your two-cents. I'm playing this game and that's final! detto Hitler This Musica is so obnixious. said...

Hitler, Stalin and others are trapped in a walk-in freezer

posted by 15sturmelle2

We're trapped in a walk-in freezer. detto Gunsche Oh are we? I hadn't noticed. Of course we are! Fegelein must of have trapped us in here. detto Hitler My fuhrer, my head is freezing. detto Jodl Damnit Jodl! Then put a hat on! yelled Hitler I forgot to bring one. detto Jodl Of all the ridiculous requests I have to deal with, making sure te have a hat to wear has to be one of them! detto Hitler I could of have grabbed one off the hat rack on my way out this morning. detto Jodl And te should of! This is why none of te come prepared for these kind of situations! detto Hitler Let's not get upset and...