CONTINUED...
Crane: Jervis! Don't sneak up on me like that!
Hatter: I'm sorry. I got lonely. AND, Alice did bring me here.
Crane: Alice???
Freakoutnow: Ello! Thought te could get away from me huh!?
Crane: *Facepalm* I was interviewing Karajorel...
Karajorel: Dr. gru there's nothing wrong with having group therapy sessions in broad daylight! But *air quotes* "Alice", why'd te bring Jervis?!
Freakoutnow: Because I needed him to get me out! The way "Dr" gru tied me up nearly cut off my circulation!
Crane: Whole idea.
Freakoutnow: That's why I brought Hatter!
Karajorel: How could he possibly help you? Sorry, Jervis, but you're pretty useless.
Hatter: te are all so mean to me! So mean! It's not fair!
Crane: We're not mean, you're just sensitive.
Hatter: Pish tosh! Okay let us see. This is what I found! This is proof that te are all mean to me!
Freakoutnow: Oh come on Hatty…
Hatter: This is PRROOOOF! Listen to this recording!
*Recording starts*
Karajorel: Your new icona is cute. Well, half of it is anyway. The other half is annoying.
Hatter: I'm COOL!
Crane: Do te even know what that means Jervis?
Me: Goodnight *Yawn*
Hatter: Alice... Don't leave!
Crane: How many times have I tad te Jervis, she isn't Alice. She isn't even a blonde.
Hatter: AAAAALLLLLLLIIIIIIICCCCCCCEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Crane: *Facepalm*
Me: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
Karajorel: And that is why he sucks.
Hatter: You're so mean!
Crane: I agree. He can't help being schizophrenic.
Hatter: *Crying*
Karajorel: Oh quit whining!!
Crane: *crying*
Karajorel: Oh te poor thing! What's wrong?
Crane: *Smirks* Hypocrite.
Freakoutnow: So true.
Hatter: Why are te all so mean to me?! *Continues crying*
*End of recording*
Hatter: SEE!
Crane: te didn't need to prove that.
Hatter: LOOK! HERE'S EVEN più PROOF!
Everbody: *Long sigh*
*Recording starts*
Freakoutnow: Mad Hatter annoys you? What do te have against Hatter anyway?
Karajorel: Let's see, he's ugly, delusional, has a very annoying voice, and oh, yeah,wants to kill batman. THAT'S a big problem.
Freakoutnow: gru wants to kill Batman! Hatter can't help being insane.
And he isn't the prettiest face around.
Karajorel: gru thinks he's helping people conquer their fears da exposing them to them. Read Joker's Asylum #1. He thinks he's HELPING them! He IS a doctor, after all. He just doesn't know he's not a very good one.
Crane: More... Enlightened.
Freakoutnow: te are so weird.
*End of recording*
Crane: I AM a good doctor!
Freakoutnow: Guys, if te keep doing this I'll stop letting te use my fanpop account for stuff like this.
gru and Hatter: *GULP*
Crane: Please don't.
*Long Awkward Silence*
Freakoutnow: Did te just say… Please?
Hatter: *Screaming* The world's about to end! anatra AND COVER!!! Batman SAVE US!
Crane: He can't hear you, te numbskull! Joker has tied him up and hung him upside down from a 60 storey building! I detto PLEASE all right?! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! The world IS NOT going to end and te will SHUT UP before I do something REALLY VIOLENT!!!
Freakoutnow: *Whispers* Talk about needing anger management…
Hatter: *Staring at gru with big blue teary eyes*
Karajorel: … Okay everyone CALM DOWN!!! Look, Jervis, I'm not trying to be mean, I just don't like villains. Except for you, Doctor, you're lovely.
Crane: Hmph.
Karajorel: If te can find a hat that covers your face, we could hang out. And LEAVE MY "BATS" ALONE!! Speaking of which, I'm gonna go see if he needs help untying himself. Excuse me...
Crane: Jervis! Don't sneak up on me like that!
Hatter: I'm sorry. I got lonely. AND, Alice did bring me here.
Crane: Alice???
Freakoutnow: Ello! Thought te could get away from me huh!?
Crane: *Facepalm* I was interviewing Karajorel...
Karajorel: Dr. gru there's nothing wrong with having group therapy sessions in broad daylight! But *air quotes* "Alice", why'd te bring Jervis?!
Freakoutnow: Because I needed him to get me out! The way "Dr" gru tied me up nearly cut off my circulation!
Crane: Whole idea.
Freakoutnow: That's why I brought Hatter!
Karajorel: How could he possibly help you? Sorry, Jervis, but you're pretty useless.
Hatter: te are all so mean to me! So mean! It's not fair!
Crane: We're not mean, you're just sensitive.
Hatter: Pish tosh! Okay let us see. This is what I found! This is proof that te are all mean to me!
Freakoutnow: Oh come on Hatty…
Hatter: This is PRROOOOF! Listen to this recording!
*Recording starts*
Karajorel: Your new icona is cute. Well, half of it is anyway. The other half is annoying.
Hatter: I'm COOL!
Crane: Do te even know what that means Jervis?
Me: Goodnight *Yawn*
Hatter: Alice... Don't leave!
Crane: How many times have I tad te Jervis, she isn't Alice. She isn't even a blonde.
Hatter: AAAAALLLLLLLIIIIIIICCCCCCCEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Crane: *Facepalm*
Me: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
Karajorel: And that is why he sucks.
Hatter: You're so mean!
Crane: I agree. He can't help being schizophrenic.
Hatter: *Crying*
Karajorel: Oh quit whining!!
Crane: *crying*
Karajorel: Oh te poor thing! What's wrong?
Crane: *Smirks* Hypocrite.
Freakoutnow: So true.
Hatter: Why are te all so mean to me?! *Continues crying*
*End of recording*
Hatter: SEE!
Crane: te didn't need to prove that.
Hatter: LOOK! HERE'S EVEN più PROOF!
Everbody: *Long sigh*
*Recording starts*
Freakoutnow: Mad Hatter annoys you? What do te have against Hatter anyway?
Karajorel: Let's see, he's ugly, delusional, has a very annoying voice, and oh, yeah,wants to kill batman. THAT'S a big problem.
Freakoutnow: gru wants to kill Batman! Hatter can't help being insane.
And he isn't the prettiest face around.
Karajorel: gru thinks he's helping people conquer their fears da exposing them to them. Read Joker's Asylum #1. He thinks he's HELPING them! He IS a doctor, after all. He just doesn't know he's not a very good one.
Crane: More... Enlightened.
Freakoutnow: te are so weird.
*End of recording*
Crane: I AM a good doctor!
Freakoutnow: Guys, if te keep doing this I'll stop letting te use my fanpop account for stuff like this.
gru and Hatter: *GULP*
Crane: Please don't.
*Long Awkward Silence*
Freakoutnow: Did te just say… Please?
Hatter: *Screaming* The world's about to end! anatra AND COVER!!! Batman SAVE US!
Crane: He can't hear you, te numbskull! Joker has tied him up and hung him upside down from a 60 storey building! I detto PLEASE all right?! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! The world IS NOT going to end and te will SHUT UP before I do something REALLY VIOLENT!!!
Freakoutnow: *Whispers* Talk about needing anger management…
Hatter: *Staring at gru with big blue teary eyes*
Karajorel: … Okay everyone CALM DOWN!!! Look, Jervis, I'm not trying to be mean, I just don't like villains. Except for you, Doctor, you're lovely.
Crane: Hmph.
Karajorel: If te can find a hat that covers your face, we could hang out. And LEAVE MY "BATS" ALONE!! Speaking of which, I'm gonna go see if he needs help untying himself. Excuse me...
Lives: Gothem City
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Brown
Weapon: Fear Gas
NickName: Master Of Fear, Ichabond Crane
Jonathan gru had a tough childhood. Living with his grandmother, he was constantley taunted da other children, making fun of his height (Cillian murphy... really?) and lanky build. Due to this, gru ends up becoming involved in chemicals and the study of science, looking for revenge. He soon devolops the much famous Fear Gas and gets avenged. This then leads him into a secret life of crime whilst working in Arkham Asylum, and the rest is... history.
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