Sloth

'Do te ever get off the couch, sir?
Do te ever get off the divano and stop watching TV?
Do te ever go for a run?
Do te ever simply walk around o exercise outside?
Do te just play video games all day, sir?
Do te even do any work?
Man, te are lazy! '

I would not be surprised if someone
detto this to you, my friend,
For I am the cause of it all.
I am one of the Deadly Sins,
As te humans call me,
For I am what makes people a lazy bum.

I am a daemon from the pits of hell,
As are all my other brothers,
But I must say,
That I am not a sin,
But rather a human instinct.
And it amuses me to see te sit around on the couch,
Getting fatter,
And fatter,
And much unhealthier,
With gaining LDL,
Which your doctors call 'bad cholesterol, '
And with te sleeping all the time,
te just make people angry because te will not
Get up and help.

te see, good sir,
I am the reason
te may have dropped out of high school,
Since te were too lazy
To do your homework
And would have rather hit the booze
o have done drugs with your buddies instead.

I am the reason te may have been
Taken off the Varsity team,
Because te were either too lazy to exercise
And contribute to the sports team,
o te may have been too lazy in school,
And decided to get all F's in school.

I am the reason te may not have graduated,
For te took school less seriously than others,
And te did not do your homework,
And te had to take your freshman courses
Over and over again
Just because te failed them;
Yet te could not complete your required classes
In your four years
And the No Child Left Behind Act
Took te out of school,
Without letting te get your diploma.

te blew off school like it was nonsense,
And I laugh at your stupidity,
For te struggle to get your GED to this day.

I am the reason te may have dropped out of college,
For te thought college was too much work,
And decided to blow off the work
And to party all the time,
Getting hangovers every morning,
And failing your classes the successivo day.
te gave up to studying,
And gave in to me,
Which makes te fail intensively.

I am the reason te did not earn your major,
For te partied too much,
And te felt studying was too much work,
And now I am amused to see that your life
Is a wreck
With te living in a trailer park
Lying on your couch,
Watching your antennae TV
With Dish Network as your supplier,
And te unable to hold a job.

I am the reason te may have Lost your job,
For te slacked off too much,
And played games on your computer
Instead of filing reports
o programming the computer system
That your boss asked te to do.
te would rather play Sudoku
o check your email
Than do what your boss asks te to do.
te would sleep all the time,
And play Starcraft on your laptop,
And play a little bit of WOW
And Skyrim
Instead of contacting your associates
Internationally.
te made your boss angry,
And he finally had the last straw,
So he decided to fuoco you,
And now te have no job,
And your life is ruined,
For te cannot find any employment.
It amuses me to see te in this way,
As miserable as te are.

I am also the reason why your marriage crashed,
For whenever te came home,
te would rather lie on the couch
And sleep
Than help your wife with the household chores
o making dinner
o helping take care of the kids.
I made te irresponsible,
Making te unreliable with money,
Untrustworthy in your actions,
Lacking in truth-telling,
And making your work ethic horrible.
Your wife cannot stand te anymore,
For te never help with anything,
And cannot ever keep your end of the deal.
te pitiful little thing,
te live your life in misery,
And all I can say is that it amuses me.

I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins,
And if your life has been clean of us,
te better be careful,
For I o one of my brothers may very much
Taint your life,
And we take amusement in your torment.