ed edd n eddy confessions

Ok, one giorno Double D was on his computer with a secret obsession, he loves to play Solitaire!

Edd: OH YEAH BABY! I'm gonna win myself one! So let's see, this red ace goes on one of the card decks, and...

Then a message pops up saying he loses!

Edd: ARGH! This is the hundredth time I've lost! I WANT TO WIN THIS ALREADY! (he has been pulling his hair in frustration)

Eddy: C'mon Double D! We have to do a scam now!

Edd: Uh, one second! I'm playing this card game right now!

He loses again.

Edd: ARGHHHHH!!!!!

Eddy: Double D, it's just a stupid game!

Edd: But Eddy, I must win!!

Ed: I am dead from the neck up....

One day, they heard a knock at their door. It was a castello Carrier with an invitation from the castle. Edderella took the invitation, and quickly closed the door. Just as he was about to open the envelope, Stepbrother Eddy snatched it from his hand. He starts to read the invitation.

It said:

"You are cordially invited to attend the summer ball at the castle, to beld on August the 8th. Beginning 8:00 RSUP required.

Sincerity

The King and Queen"

STEPBROTHER EDDY AND ED: (chanted happily) Yay! We are going to the ball! We are going to the ball!

After all the excitement subsided, Edderella took a bucket...

"Mom and Dad are right," Eddy sighed to himself. "Sure, I've got time in college to decide on a major, but I don't have ANYTHING I like in school right now? How am I supposed to pick when there's no choices?"

The ringing of his phone disturbed Eddy's thoughts. He dashed to it, and picked it up. "Hello?"

"Hi Eddy."

Eddy gulped Dana! What did Dana want? Sure, they'd talked in school that day, but that didn't mean he wanted to data her again, if that's what she was thinking!

"Oh, hi Dana," Eddy replied.

"Look, I really need help with a project and I was hoping te could aid a friend in need."

Eddy sighed...

"Everybody’s looking for a something

One thing that makes it all complete

You’ll find it in the strangest places

Places te never knew it could be"

The newly risen sun was shining down upon the houses in the seemingly tranquil cul-de-sac. Looks often prove to be deceiving, though.

Edd stepped out into the daylight, making sure that he didn’t soil his nice, clean clothes. There was no sign of his inane friends, yet. That was good. Maybe he would have a few hours of silence. Unfortunately, his hopes of a peaceful morning went down the drain as Ed and Eddy came dashing up the road toward him....

One Day,Edd Was Scrivere A Amore Letter To Marie,And Just When He Put It In The Kankers mailbox, Marie Came Up.

Marie:Hi,Double-D!

Edd:Hi,Marie! Oh,Here,You Can Have This Now That You're Here.

Edd Hands Marie The Letter.Marie Reads The Amore Letter,Which Reads,

If A Man Loves A Woman,I Amore You,Marie.
Your Voice Brings Peace Of Mind To All.
A Simple baciare From te Is A Blessing.
Your Infinite Beauty Is An Image più Beautiful Than An Angel,
And I Would Amore To Have te As My Wife Someday.

All My Love,
Edd

Marie Finishes The Letter And Smiles.

Marie:Oh,Double-D,You're A Genius At Poetry! I'm Gonna Frame This...