What is Skyrim?
If te are a responsible parent, then the world of MMORPG first person shooters should be something of a foreign language to you. In games like Skyrim, players are teleported to far away lands that are cream filled with demonic spell crafting, violent shirtless blood shed and exposed not only Satanic critters, but bombarded with gay under tones of fecal fornication.
In the land of Skyrim, the player starts off as a captured terrorist, who has been caught plotting to destroy the golden empire da using dragons. Before the player gets to take control of his avatar, they are asked to create a character, which is purely the liberal’s way of teaching out kids that modifying and gender changing one’s self is fun and normal. Once the player has decided if they want to be a female wood fairy o an black ogre from Stormwind, they get to take control of their hell spawned fictitious demon.
Right off the bat, the gay supporting software company Blizzard, shows the player immagini of decapitations and after the third of forth head chopping, a necromatic dragon appears and sets the player free from righteous punishment. Now that the player is free, they will spend the successivo 400 hours robbing people, killing villagers, crafting sexual items, fornicate with elves and other Harry Potter style animali and also learn how to conjure up black magic.
Throughout the game, the player is exposed to full frontal violence and replay style death killing finish moves. The graphics of this game are way too realistic for the type of blood shed they ejaculate all over the player’s CPU monitor.
The spells the player are taught are directly out of The Book of Wiccan and are far più dangerous than anything your child is watching on that Wizards at Waverly Place and Sabrina The Teenage Witch. When a player casts a spell, te will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy culo assassinations. This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin latte into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session.
Once they player has finish killing all the people in Skyrim, his final battle is to have a mass dragon orgy with his fellow homosexual warriors he meets on his way and all take turns impregnating the dragon with homosexual dragon eggs. Once the dragon has been backdoor feasted, the player must kill it. The dragon needs to be killed, so the spirit of death and gayness can enter the new eggs and reek havoc onto the rest of the world. This new destruction will be playable in the successivo Skyrim saga.
SKYRIM LINGO: DOVAHKIIN – Is the supposed citizens of Skyrim, but is a code word that means:
D – Dirty
O – Orifice
V – Violation
A – Always
H – Hurts
K – Keep
I – Injecting
I – It
N – Naiant
How Would My Child Get Access to Skyrim?
If your child doesn’t have the money to buy this game, be sure they are spending countless hours watching their bitttorrents download massive amounts of band widths to illegal obtain this demonic grail of violent dragon porn. Be sure to inspect all of their friend’s houses. Anyone of the evil axis of consoles; PlayStation 1,2 o 3, Gamecube o XBox 360 Live Kentic, could be lurking in one of their households.
If te do learn that one of your children’s Friends doesn’t have proper parents and allows them to play on such vile machines, make sure your child knows that da playing with this friend will go against God and would send his soul to the fuoco pits of Hell.
What Gay Thing is This Gaming Teaching Kids
Skyrim Jobs – Skyrimming is a strada, via term the gays use when talking about applying their tongues to the outer rim part of another man’s sewer spout, while that man is being hung upside down. See the gays have weird fetishes and are close to Satan. Satan speaks to them and tells them news ways on how to experience demonic orgasmic sin. Satan has recently taught our fecal fisting bandits that if te hang each other upside down and let the blood rush to the head, the anal cassonetto, dumpster becomes più sensitive to touch and we all know gays wake up and fall asleep just giorno dreaming about sticking something up their own o someone else’s sewer hole.
If te notice your son has become più light headed around the house, this is a definite warning that he has been Skyrim jobbing.
Dragon Fisting – Dragon fisting is a new way the gays enter each other’s mud goblets with both of their hands. The difference with dragon fisting, is they make sure to grow their nails very long and once inserted into their low t-cell counted friend, they make a tickling movement with their fingers and sends their mud monkey buddy into a demon infused enticement of gay rage.
Make sure to inspect the length and smell of your children’s finger nails on a daily basis.
Icy Spear – The Icy Spear is the name of an actual weapon in the game of Skyrim, but on the gay streets, it is where a gay freezes their meat banana with ice cubes and than forcefully injects their partner’s demon tunnel with their icy flesh spear.
This is bullsh*t!
If te are a responsible parent, then the world of MMORPG first person shooters should be something of a foreign language to you. In games like Skyrim, players are teleported to far away lands that are cream filled with demonic spell crafting, violent shirtless blood shed and exposed not only Satanic critters, but bombarded with gay under tones of fecal fornication.
In the land of Skyrim, the player starts off as a captured terrorist, who has been caught plotting to destroy the golden empire da using dragons. Before the player gets to take control of his avatar, they are asked to create a character, which is purely the liberal’s way of teaching out kids that modifying and gender changing one’s self is fun and normal. Once the player has decided if they want to be a female wood fairy o an black ogre from Stormwind, they get to take control of their hell spawned fictitious demon.
Right off the bat, the gay supporting software company Blizzard, shows the player immagini of decapitations and after the third of forth head chopping, a necromatic dragon appears and sets the player free from righteous punishment. Now that the player is free, they will spend the successivo 400 hours robbing people, killing villagers, crafting sexual items, fornicate with elves and other Harry Potter style animali and also learn how to conjure up black magic.
Throughout the game, the player is exposed to full frontal violence and replay style death killing finish moves. The graphics of this game are way too realistic for the type of blood shed they ejaculate all over the player’s CPU monitor.
The spells the player are taught are directly out of The Book of Wiccan and are far più dangerous than anything your child is watching on that Wizards at Waverly Place and Sabrina The Teenage Witch. When a player casts a spell, te will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy culo assassinations. This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin latte into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session.
Once they player has finish killing all the people in Skyrim, his final battle is to have a mass dragon orgy with his fellow homosexual warriors he meets on his way and all take turns impregnating the dragon with homosexual dragon eggs. Once the dragon has been backdoor feasted, the player must kill it. The dragon needs to be killed, so the spirit of death and gayness can enter the new eggs and reek havoc onto the rest of the world. This new destruction will be playable in the successivo Skyrim saga.
SKYRIM LINGO: DOVAHKIIN – Is the supposed citizens of Skyrim, but is a code word that means:
D – Dirty
O – Orifice
V – Violation
A – Always
H – Hurts
K – Keep
I – Injecting
I – It
N – Naiant
How Would My Child Get Access to Skyrim?
If your child doesn’t have the money to buy this game, be sure they are spending countless hours watching their bitttorrents download massive amounts of band widths to illegal obtain this demonic grail of violent dragon porn. Be sure to inspect all of their friend’s houses. Anyone of the evil axis of consoles; PlayStation 1,2 o 3, Gamecube o XBox 360 Live Kentic, could be lurking in one of their households.
If te do learn that one of your children’s Friends doesn’t have proper parents and allows them to play on such vile machines, make sure your child knows that da playing with this friend will go against God and would send his soul to the fuoco pits of Hell.
What Gay Thing is This Gaming Teaching Kids
Skyrim Jobs – Skyrimming is a strada, via term the gays use when talking about applying their tongues to the outer rim part of another man’s sewer spout, while that man is being hung upside down. See the gays have weird fetishes and are close to Satan. Satan speaks to them and tells them news ways on how to experience demonic orgasmic sin. Satan has recently taught our fecal fisting bandits that if te hang each other upside down and let the blood rush to the head, the anal cassonetto, dumpster becomes più sensitive to touch and we all know gays wake up and fall asleep just giorno dreaming about sticking something up their own o someone else’s sewer hole.
If te notice your son has become più light headed around the house, this is a definite warning that he has been Skyrim jobbing.
Dragon Fisting – Dragon fisting is a new way the gays enter each other’s mud goblets with both of their hands. The difference with dragon fisting, is they make sure to grow their nails very long and once inserted into their low t-cell counted friend, they make a tickling movement with their fingers and sends their mud monkey buddy into a demon infused enticement of gay rage.
Make sure to inspect the length and smell of your children’s finger nails on a daily basis.
Icy Spear – The Icy Spear is the name of an actual weapon in the game of Skyrim, but on the gay streets, it is where a gay freezes their meat banana with ice cubes and than forcefully injects their partner’s demon tunnel with their icy flesh spear.
This is bullsh*t!
The central story of the game -- the unwelcome return of the fearsome Draghi -- is told in the main quest. As the main character, you're free to sposta this quest inoltrare, avanti at any pace te like. Feel like developing your education with the mage guild for a dozen hours o so? No problem. o is it time to indulge in some stealthy assassinations? The main quest will be waiting for te when te are ready.
This system really makes te feel that te are in control of your complessivamente, generale experience in the world of Skyrim. It also gives te meaningful chances to actually role-play, as many of the quests have serious moral and political choices to make.
te also don't have to go it alone. There are many recruitable characters in the game who can help te on your adventures.
This system really makes te feel that te are in control of your complessivamente, generale experience in the world of Skyrim. It also gives te meaningful chances to actually role-play, as many of the quests have serious moral and political choices to make.
te also don't have to go it alone. There are many recruitable characters in the game who can help te on your adventures.
Skyrim Mage Tips!
Mage: A Magical Character
Weapons: Staffs, Daggers, Blades
Apparel: Robes, Light Armour, Clothes, Come d’incanto Jewellery, Circlets, Dragon Preist Masks.
Useful Potions: Fortify Enchanting, Poisons, Fortify Light Armour, Resist Magic (All), Fortify Alchemy, Fortify One Handed, (Restore Magika, Stamina and Health for all types of characters.)
Useful Enchantments: Fortify Magic, Fortify Light Armour, Magic Resistance (All), Fortify Alchemy, Fortify Magic (All).
Useful Spells: (All)
Useful Shouts: (All)
più Tips: Mages are great alchemists. They also enchant jewellery, weapons and apparel. Many mages live at 'Winterhold' and 'Markarth.' They are best suited for dungeon crawling and general combat (especially against tougher foes.) te can use bows, arrows and daggers/blades/swords as a back up. (Improve weapons and apparel at forges.)
Mage: A Magical Character
Weapons: Staffs, Daggers, Blades
Apparel: Robes, Light Armour, Clothes, Come d’incanto Jewellery, Circlets, Dragon Preist Masks.
Useful Potions: Fortify Enchanting, Poisons, Fortify Light Armour, Resist Magic (All), Fortify Alchemy, Fortify One Handed, (Restore Magika, Stamina and Health for all types of characters.)
Useful Enchantments: Fortify Magic, Fortify Light Armour, Magic Resistance (All), Fortify Alchemy, Fortify Magic (All).
Useful Spells: (All)
Useful Shouts: (All)
più Tips: Mages are great alchemists. They also enchant jewellery, weapons and apparel. Many mages live at 'Winterhold' and 'Markarth.' They are best suited for dungeon crawling and general combat (especially against tougher foes.) te can use bows, arrows and daggers/blades/swords as a back up. (Improve weapons and apparel at forges.)