Slapping

Nestled quietly between Denver and the Rocky Mountains lies the sweet little, Podunk town of South Park, Colorado. Sixteen years ago, South Park was the most perfect place in all of North America! Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation! Not to mention the 24-hour ample parking, and the people spouting “howdy neighbor!” But then, there was a disturbance in the “force.”
Fifteen anno old Liane Cartman got knocked up da Jack Tenorman, who already happened to have a girlfriend (who he eventually ended up marrying, but that’s another story!), at the High school’s 21st...

I guess I should start with my family ...

Mom ... Mom, I Amore te SUU much! tasso, yew knuuw I'm not gewd with words o emotions, suu this is really kinda hard for me ... When I was 3 1/2, te were diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes ... ever since then, it's changed our lives forever! I remember when te were happy ... tasso, yew were able to play with me and drive me places, all the time ... now, with your 8 inflamed/missing spinal disks, possible brain/ear tumors, precedente bowel obstruction, numbing of your limbs, and SUU much more, tasso, yew think tasso, yew make our life a living hell ... but, tasso, yew are the BEST mom I...