cena was awkward Alice and I hated awkward. Sine we currently weren't on speaking terms it was difficult. Every night I had cena at the Cullen's Alice and I talked non-stop about everything so it was strange tonight but Alice and I sat at opposite ends of the tavolo and didn't dare look at each other o else we might giggle there for making the fake hatred not needed. Edward had been filled in on his part of the plan and was as excited as Alice was to try to get rid of Rosalie. The 3 of us were texting while eating. Something Esme never would let us do and te kill us if she knew we were doing this. Finally Carlisle broke the silence.
"Okay some one inform me on why my daughters are not speaking to each other!" He detto Alice and I looked at each other than at Edward and waited for our cue. He raised his eyebrows innocently and we knew it was time. We both started yelling at each other me saying how she was narrow minded and she called me naïve. I shouted about how she was to judgmental and she screamed back saying I am only trusting Rose because I had a crush on Emmett and would do anything for him if he asked me to. Apparently Carlisle had heard enough because he yelled over the both of us.
"Enough!" He shouted over Alice and I gave each other a look of death that right now meant something totally different to Alice Edward and me than anyone else thought it meant. Rose started laughing.
"What's so funny?" Alice asked.
"I remember Emmett telling me something a couple of months fa and well this totally matches up to what he said." She said.
"What'd he say?" I asked curiously as I texted Alice under the tavolo on our great success.
"Well he detto when te two are mad te freeze each other out at cena te two sit at opposite ends of the tavolo and when Carlisle comes home no one says anything the he asks and all te do is fling insults at each other till Carlisle o Esme yells at te two to stop." She said.
"Alice we don't do that?" I said. Looking at her telling her to play along Alice looked at me then at Edward and Edward nodded once.
"No we don't I think she's lying." Alice detto as a smirk grew più pronounced on her face.
"Wait, freeze right there!" Emmett said.
"What?" Alice, Edward and I detto and my cuore suddenly started beating extra hard. Oh shit I thought he knew.
"You guys aren't really mad at each other." He said.
"Of course we are!"Alice shouted.
"Then why did te two just agree?" He asked, I looked at Edward with a confused look.
"What Emmett?" I said.
"When te two are really mad at each other te never agree on anything even if it's true. te two were once mad at each other and I asked why te two we were mad at each other and Bella te detto were not mad at each other and Alice te detto yes we are! And te two went on about weather o not te were mad at each other for 3 hours." He said. Shit I thought. That was true I looked at Alice and sent a text
Bella: Alice, DISAGREE with what I say.
Alice: Okay
Bella: Edward te two ask while were fighting to go yell at each other upstairs k?
Edward: Sure
Alice: Great plan action
"So not true Emmett!" I shouted.
"Is true to Bella!" Alice screamed at me.
"Is not!" I said
"Is too!" Alice said. We went like this for 10 più minuti till I changed it.
"Edward, I'm right, right?" I detto looking at him.
"No, Edward I am your sister I am right, right?" Alice said. I am glad she caught on. So did Edward.
"I am not taking sides if te want an opinion ask Rosalie not me and if te want to continue to fight I suggest going to your room!"He shouted at both of us.
"I will not ask that liar for her opinion!" Alice screamed.
"Yeah because te know I am right and she will pick me because I am right" I countered
"Not true! She will just side with te because she wouldn't know style if Valentino went and hit her with his shoe!" Alice detto and I laughed. So did I and pretty soon we were cracking up on the floor.
"What's there problem?" Rosalie asked.
"They just made up in there own way. Alice detto something they both thought was funny and now they are laughing and they will forget they were ever mad at each other unless they're faking like I am suspecting then they will go back to freezing each other out. o I guess fake freezing each other out." Emmett said. He looked at Jasper now.
"Dude are your sisters always this weird?" He asked.
"Yes, but I Amore 'em anyway!" Emmett detto proudly as I helped Allie up. Allie was the nickname I almost never used for Alice. We were walking to the stairs when I felt some grab my arm and I tripped over air and successivo thing I knew I was falling then Jasper was on superiore, in alto of me. We laughed and Alice stopped where she was at the foot of the stairs and shook her head and watched Jasper stand up then help me.
"Sorry little darlin'."He said.
"'S okay" I said. "Nice accent where is it from its very southern?" I asked.
"Texas." He said.
"That's cool." I said.
"Yeah I guess." He said.
"You need a nickname." I said.
"What?" He asked.
"You need a nickname. Wait I got one!" I said.
"What?" He asked.
"I can't tell te I have to ask me evil cohort Alice. " I said. "Allie!" I called. Soon enough Allie was there and so was Emmett. Allie and I wore evil matching grins. Jasper was just standing there not knowing his fate.
"Dude we need to get te outta here man!" Emmett detto as he started pulling Jasper away but Jasper refused to be dragged he stopped his feet and Emmett stopped with him. "What the hell man don't te know your asking for torture what did I tell te about those matching evil grins that they wear!" Emmett screamed but he wasn't done. "You wanna know what they nicknamed me-" He was goona say but Alllie and I beat him to it.
"Undieman!" Allie and I shouted at the superiore, in alto of our lungs as we hit the ground in side-splitting laughter. Jasper started laughing and Rosalie walked in.
"Why did I hear your weird culo sisters say 'Undieman' and then start laughing.?" She asked. "Ohh no they got to Jasper too!" Rosalie exlamied dramatically and Edward was coming down the stairs.
"Hey Undieman!" Edward detto and immediately started laughing and Allie and I started laughing again and Japer fell to the ground because he was still laughing so hard.
"Why did Edward just call te Undieman and then start laughing." Rosalie asked.
"When they were little Alice, Bella and Edward decided they were gonna give everyone they knew nicknames. They were in like 3rd grade and so I got Undieman." He said.
"Not true!" I said. "You didn't finish the story so Allie, Eddie and I will tell the story for you." I said.
"Yeah Bellie." Allie cheered.
"Bellie?" Jasper asked.
"Don't mock we were in 1st grade and there is no point in changing 'em now we just took parts off oour names and added IE to the end of the 3 of our names. Right Eddie?" I said.
"Right Bellie." He sighed.
"Edward doesn't like being called Eddie." I explained. "Now time to tell the story." I cleared my throat. "Actually we were in kindergarten because we got home early form school earlier than Emmett at least. We got home and did our homework which was addition and spelling. Alice was having trouble with her adding (math never was poor allie's strong subject) And we got done as Emmett ran in. 'Hey Alice!' I had said.
'what?' She asked
'get Edward' I had said.
' Edward get your butt down here before I beat it' Alice said. And Edward came running down the stairs.
'What' he asked.
'I don't know bella just told me to call te so I did' Alice detto shruggin innocently.
'We should all give each other nicknames!' I exclaimed.
'Okay!' They agreed excitedly.
'Edward's is-' I though carefully. I whispered my idea for Edward's name in her ear.
'I Amore it!' Alice detto evily. And Edward started slowly backing away." I said. Rose had to go ask a question.
"Why did he start backing away?" Rosalie asked.
"You never want to have to see Alice and I give te these smiles they are worse then the one jasper got earlier. They say ciao were really up to no good here! They practically scream it!" I detto delighted. "As I was saying Eddie here was slowly backing away oh wait I forgot to mention Eddie is a shorten version of Edwards full nickname." I said.
"So like a nick-nick name?" Jasper asked.
"Exactly" Alice chirped. "Go on Bellie." She said.
"As I was saying Eddie here was slowly backing away as we advanced at him 'till he ran into that fireplace over there." I detto pointing to the fireplace in the great room successivo to us. "And we got him cornered and whispered in his ears 'Eddie-kins'" And he just looked at us horrified.
"See," Edward said. "Even when they were little they were up to no good!"He exclaimed.
"Umm Eddie-kins I believe I was telling my story." I said.
"Sorry." He mumbled. "Continue." He said.
"Thanks Eddie. So Alice and I looked at each other 'Alice I have a great nick name for you' I had said
'What are te thinking?' She asked.
'Allie!' I exclaimed.
'okay and yours is Bellie' She said.
'Why bellie?' I asked.
'Cause it can't be bella that's already your nickname so it needs to be something else' Alice had sais it to me as if it was the most obvious things in the world!" I exclaimed.
"Well it was!" She said.
"Wait Bella isn't your first name?" Jasper asked.
"No it's Isabella but if te call me that te might find yourself tied to a albero tronco the successivo morning. Just ask Undieman!" I said.
"What?" Rosalie and Jasper asked in chorus
"Ahh a different story for a different time. As I was saying Allie had ecide my name was Bellie and we went to play Barbie Bella , that's where she makes me into whatever she feels like in those days it was a princess o a fairy these giorno Ia m covered in make-up and nail polish and ugh I smell like hairspray. We finished and I was dressed like a popstar. And Emmett came through the door with his backpack on and slammed it against Esme's floor who had just finished doing laundry the underwear load and she threw Emmett's underwear at him and says to him
'Put those in your drawers mister not just laying on your letto where I found them yesterday!' She detto the underwear landed on Emmett's head, o at least some of it did and I whispered to Alice,
'he needs a nickname' I said
'what though?' Edward asked. Emmett was running back down the stairs now and looked at us as we huddled together.
'I got it!' I exclaimed.
'What?' they asked excitedly
'Undieman!' I had declared.
'Yeah' they chorused. Emmett at that point was staring at us like what the heck
'Did mom give te guys too much sugar today when te got home?' he had asked us.
'No Undieman!' I answered and for the first time we all laughed as Emmett received his new name Undieman. He had protested whined and complained but his nickname never got changed." I detto as Alice, Jasper, me, Edward and Rosalie started laughing. Emmett however found this not funny and said.
"And that is how evil they are!' Emmett shouted as Carlisle and Esme walked into the room.
"Oh goody the Undieman story again. te kids were so clever when te were tiny but poor Emmett o Edward always at the receiving end of the pranks." Esme said.
"So why do I need a nickname?" Jasper asked.
"Because I felt like giving te one now hold on while Alice and I go over our options here." I detto as Alice and I pulled out our cell phones. So did Edward but I detto to him. "Edward no matter how close te are to my brother no one but me and Alice get to be in the process of picking someone's nick name this te know." I said.
"Fine!" He mumbled and I turned my attention back to my cell.
Alice: So any ideas?
Bella: When don't I for jasper we could do Jazzy o Cowboy and Rosalie can be Rosie o Rosi
Alice: Rosi
Bella: Alice…
Alice: Fine Rosie so what about Jasper? Btw I think he likes you.
Bella: Omg me too! I think we should go with Jazzy I want cowboy to be my own private nickname for him and if te tell anyone Alice Cullen te won't have a head tomorrow!
Alice: Okay bella that is so sweet! So do te like him back?
Bella: Yeah he is cute and has a great accent I Amore boys with and accent
Alice: Okay dokey time to tell everyone our decision cagna over there is starting to look impatient.
Bella: Trues dat. No calling her that out loud though that will be our secret nickname for her not even Edward can know!
Alice: Good Idea! Okayz let's go.
Bella: Ltrz
"Okay we have reached our decision's" Alice detto and everyone settled into the divano even Carlisle and Esme were watching the ceremony. "And drum roll please!" Alice commanded. Everyone except for Emmett started drum rolling Emmett just kept on humming that song that comes on everytime that some one is about to surprise te in a scary movie.
"Jasper's is Jazzy and Rosalie's is Rosie!" I said. Alice laughed.
"I like it!" Jazzy said.
"Thanks sir." I detto as I batted my eyelashes.
"Can I talk to you?" Jasper asked. Rosalie and Alice both looked at me.
"Why wouldn't te be allowed to?" I asked. Emmett and Edward were both staring at me.
"Bella, can I just talk to te for a quick second" Emmett detto and I saw Jasper's face cloud.
"Can it wait Emmett?" I asked.
"Sure." Emmett says. Jasper took my hand lke to the southern gentleman he is and led me to his new room.
"What's up?" I asked.
"How do te do it?" He asked.
"Do what?" I asked.
"Dazzle everyone. I mean everyone. If te smile at anyone and ask them to do anything. Even Emmett." He said.
"Not anything." I said.
"Okay Miss cigno go smile at Edward and ask him to come talk to te alone and then bring him back up here." He said.
"Is that a dare Mister Hale?" I asked.
"You bet it is." He detto smugly.
"And what happens if I win?" I asked.
"You can decide." He said.
"And if te win?" I said. "Which da the way is higly unlikely." I added.
"You come out to cena with me friday night." He said.
"Deal." I detto shaking his hand. Now I hoped I lost. cena with Japser sounds like fun. I walked down the stairs and ran and tripped over the last stair, it was becoming a habit now I thought and Edward caught me. I smiled at him. 'Hey Edward can I talk to te upstairs, alone?" I asked. Alice had a blank look on her face.
"No way!" Allice screamed. I looked at her and so did Edward?
"What the?" I asked confused.
"Yeah sure let's go!" He said. I walked with him upstairs to Jaspers room. I let him in and faked to be upset that I lost.
"Fine Jazzy te win." I said. Smiling on the inside.
"Bella darlin' te know your happy I won." Jasper said. True I thought.
"What?" Edward asked.
"Nothing, go back down stairs." Jasper said.
"Fine." Edward detto as he walked back down stairs.
"I have a bet for you." I said.
"And what might that be mam." Jasper asked with that accent I almost Lost my train of thought.
"I bet te can't baciare me." I said.
"Now that is a quite a dare mam." Jasper said.
"True. te chicken?" I asked.
"No, mam." He detto as he leaned toward me I got up and ran. I was out the door and half way down the hall before he caught me and I ran into my room and slammed the door and hid in my rather large closet. Jasper looked in my room. He said.
"Come on lil' darlin where are ya'?" He asked. I giggled a little to loudly. He opened the door and immediatley ran in. "Where are ya'?" He asked. I giggled. He found me I pulled me out of the dark closet. And shut the door to my room as I tried to make a brake. I tripped on my way to the door. I fell as Jasper who had been following me the whole time tripped over me and landed directly on superiore, in alto of me. I laughed so did he. He leaned in and so did I.
"Are te seriously givin in that easily?" He asked.
"You caught me, wher else can I go?" I asked as i raised my eyebrows at him. And with that he kissed me. I kissed him back and deepened the kiss. I heard feet running up the stairs but I didn't care. Suddenly the door to my room flung open and Jasper got off of me in a matter of seconds. I looked up to see Alice, Rosalie, Emmett and Edward staring at us.
"Okay some one inform me on why my daughters are not speaking to each other!" He detto Alice and I looked at each other than at Edward and waited for our cue. He raised his eyebrows innocently and we knew it was time. We both started yelling at each other me saying how she was narrow minded and she called me naïve. I shouted about how she was to judgmental and she screamed back saying I am only trusting Rose because I had a crush on Emmett and would do anything for him if he asked me to. Apparently Carlisle had heard enough because he yelled over the both of us.
"Enough!" He shouted over Alice and I gave each other a look of death that right now meant something totally different to Alice Edward and me than anyone else thought it meant. Rose started laughing.
"What's so funny?" Alice asked.
"I remember Emmett telling me something a couple of months fa and well this totally matches up to what he said." She said.
"What'd he say?" I asked curiously as I texted Alice under the tavolo on our great success.
"Well he detto when te two are mad te freeze each other out at cena te two sit at opposite ends of the tavolo and when Carlisle comes home no one says anything the he asks and all te do is fling insults at each other till Carlisle o Esme yells at te two to stop." She said.
"Alice we don't do that?" I said. Looking at her telling her to play along Alice looked at me then at Edward and Edward nodded once.
"No we don't I think she's lying." Alice detto as a smirk grew più pronounced on her face.
"Wait, freeze right there!" Emmett said.
"What?" Alice, Edward and I detto and my cuore suddenly started beating extra hard. Oh shit I thought he knew.
"You guys aren't really mad at each other." He said.
"Of course we are!"Alice shouted.
"Then why did te two just agree?" He asked, I looked at Edward with a confused look.
"What Emmett?" I said.
"When te two are really mad at each other te never agree on anything even if it's true. te two were once mad at each other and I asked why te two we were mad at each other and Bella te detto were not mad at each other and Alice te detto yes we are! And te two went on about weather o not te were mad at each other for 3 hours." He said. Shit I thought. That was true I looked at Alice and sent a text
Bella: Alice, DISAGREE with what I say.
Alice: Okay
Bella: Edward te two ask while were fighting to go yell at each other upstairs k?
Edward: Sure
Alice: Great plan action
"So not true Emmett!" I shouted.
"Is true to Bella!" Alice screamed at me.
"Is not!" I said
"Is too!" Alice said. We went like this for 10 più minuti till I changed it.
"Edward, I'm right, right?" I detto looking at him.
"No, Edward I am your sister I am right, right?" Alice said. I am glad she caught on. So did Edward.
"I am not taking sides if te want an opinion ask Rosalie not me and if te want to continue to fight I suggest going to your room!"He shouted at both of us.
"I will not ask that liar for her opinion!" Alice screamed.
"Yeah because te know I am right and she will pick me because I am right" I countered
"Not true! She will just side with te because she wouldn't know style if Valentino went and hit her with his shoe!" Alice detto and I laughed. So did I and pretty soon we were cracking up on the floor.
"What's there problem?" Rosalie asked.
"They just made up in there own way. Alice detto something they both thought was funny and now they are laughing and they will forget they were ever mad at each other unless they're faking like I am suspecting then they will go back to freezing each other out. o I guess fake freezing each other out." Emmett said. He looked at Jasper now.
"Dude are your sisters always this weird?" He asked.
"Yes, but I Amore 'em anyway!" Emmett detto proudly as I helped Allie up. Allie was the nickname I almost never used for Alice. We were walking to the stairs when I felt some grab my arm and I tripped over air and successivo thing I knew I was falling then Jasper was on superiore, in alto of me. We laughed and Alice stopped where she was at the foot of the stairs and shook her head and watched Jasper stand up then help me.
"Sorry little darlin'."He said.
"'S okay" I said. "Nice accent where is it from its very southern?" I asked.
"Texas." He said.
"That's cool." I said.
"Yeah I guess." He said.
"You need a nickname." I said.
"What?" He asked.
"You need a nickname. Wait I got one!" I said.
"What?" He asked.
"I can't tell te I have to ask me evil cohort Alice. " I said. "Allie!" I called. Soon enough Allie was there and so was Emmett. Allie and I wore evil matching grins. Jasper was just standing there not knowing his fate.
"Dude we need to get te outta here man!" Emmett detto as he started pulling Jasper away but Jasper refused to be dragged he stopped his feet and Emmett stopped with him. "What the hell man don't te know your asking for torture what did I tell te about those matching evil grins that they wear!" Emmett screamed but he wasn't done. "You wanna know what they nicknamed me-" He was goona say but Alllie and I beat him to it.
"Undieman!" Allie and I shouted at the superiore, in alto of our lungs as we hit the ground in side-splitting laughter. Jasper started laughing and Rosalie walked in.
"Why did I hear your weird culo sisters say 'Undieman' and then start laughing.?" She asked. "Ohh no they got to Jasper too!" Rosalie exlamied dramatically and Edward was coming down the stairs.
"Hey Undieman!" Edward detto and immediately started laughing and Allie and I started laughing again and Japer fell to the ground because he was still laughing so hard.
"Why did Edward just call te Undieman and then start laughing." Rosalie asked.
"When they were little Alice, Bella and Edward decided they were gonna give everyone they knew nicknames. They were in like 3rd grade and so I got Undieman." He said.
"Not true!" I said. "You didn't finish the story so Allie, Eddie and I will tell the story for you." I said.
"Yeah Bellie." Allie cheered.
"Bellie?" Jasper asked.
"Don't mock we were in 1st grade and there is no point in changing 'em now we just took parts off oour names and added IE to the end of the 3 of our names. Right Eddie?" I said.
"Right Bellie." He sighed.
"Edward doesn't like being called Eddie." I explained. "Now time to tell the story." I cleared my throat. "Actually we were in kindergarten because we got home early form school earlier than Emmett at least. We got home and did our homework which was addition and spelling. Alice was having trouble with her adding (math never was poor allie's strong subject) And we got done as Emmett ran in. 'Hey Alice!' I had said.
'what?' She asked
'get Edward' I had said.
' Edward get your butt down here before I beat it' Alice said. And Edward came running down the stairs.
'What' he asked.
'I don't know bella just told me to call te so I did' Alice detto shruggin innocently.
'We should all give each other nicknames!' I exclaimed.
'Okay!' They agreed excitedly.
'Edward's is-' I though carefully. I whispered my idea for Edward's name in her ear.
'I Amore it!' Alice detto evily. And Edward started slowly backing away." I said. Rose had to go ask a question.
"Why did he start backing away?" Rosalie asked.
"You never want to have to see Alice and I give te these smiles they are worse then the one jasper got earlier. They say ciao were really up to no good here! They practically scream it!" I detto delighted. "As I was saying Eddie here was slowly backing away oh wait I forgot to mention Eddie is a shorten version of Edwards full nickname." I said.
"So like a nick-nick name?" Jasper asked.
"Exactly" Alice chirped. "Go on Bellie." She said.
"As I was saying Eddie here was slowly backing away as we advanced at him 'till he ran into that fireplace over there." I detto pointing to the fireplace in the great room successivo to us. "And we got him cornered and whispered in his ears 'Eddie-kins'" And he just looked at us horrified.
"See," Edward said. "Even when they were little they were up to no good!"He exclaimed.
"Umm Eddie-kins I believe I was telling my story." I said.
"Sorry." He mumbled. "Continue." He said.
"Thanks Eddie. So Alice and I looked at each other 'Alice I have a great nick name for you' I had said
'What are te thinking?' She asked.
'Allie!' I exclaimed.
'okay and yours is Bellie' She said.
'Why bellie?' I asked.
'Cause it can't be bella that's already your nickname so it needs to be something else' Alice had sais it to me as if it was the most obvious things in the world!" I exclaimed.
"Well it was!" She said.
"Wait Bella isn't your first name?" Jasper asked.
"No it's Isabella but if te call me that te might find yourself tied to a albero tronco the successivo morning. Just ask Undieman!" I said.
"What?" Rosalie and Jasper asked in chorus
"Ahh a different story for a different time. As I was saying Allie had ecide my name was Bellie and we went to play Barbie Bella , that's where she makes me into whatever she feels like in those days it was a princess o a fairy these giorno Ia m covered in make-up and nail polish and ugh I smell like hairspray. We finished and I was dressed like a popstar. And Emmett came through the door with his backpack on and slammed it against Esme's floor who had just finished doing laundry the underwear load and she threw Emmett's underwear at him and says to him
'Put those in your drawers mister not just laying on your letto where I found them yesterday!' She detto the underwear landed on Emmett's head, o at least some of it did and I whispered to Alice,
'he needs a nickname' I said
'what though?' Edward asked. Emmett was running back down the stairs now and looked at us as we huddled together.
'I got it!' I exclaimed.
'What?' they asked excitedly
'Undieman!' I had declared.
'Yeah' they chorused. Emmett at that point was staring at us like what the heck
'Did mom give te guys too much sugar today when te got home?' he had asked us.
'No Undieman!' I answered and for the first time we all laughed as Emmett received his new name Undieman. He had protested whined and complained but his nickname never got changed." I detto as Alice, Jasper, me, Edward and Rosalie started laughing. Emmett however found this not funny and said.
"And that is how evil they are!' Emmett shouted as Carlisle and Esme walked into the room.
"Oh goody the Undieman story again. te kids were so clever when te were tiny but poor Emmett o Edward always at the receiving end of the pranks." Esme said.
"So why do I need a nickname?" Jasper asked.
"Because I felt like giving te one now hold on while Alice and I go over our options here." I detto as Alice and I pulled out our cell phones. So did Edward but I detto to him. "Edward no matter how close te are to my brother no one but me and Alice get to be in the process of picking someone's nick name this te know." I said.
"Fine!" He mumbled and I turned my attention back to my cell.
Alice: So any ideas?
Bella: When don't I for jasper we could do Jazzy o Cowboy and Rosalie can be Rosie o Rosi
Alice: Rosi
Bella: Alice…
Alice: Fine Rosie so what about Jasper? Btw I think he likes you.
Bella: Omg me too! I think we should go with Jazzy I want cowboy to be my own private nickname for him and if te tell anyone Alice Cullen te won't have a head tomorrow!
Alice: Okay bella that is so sweet! So do te like him back?
Bella: Yeah he is cute and has a great accent I Amore boys with and accent
Alice: Okay dokey time to tell everyone our decision cagna over there is starting to look impatient.
Bella: Trues dat. No calling her that out loud though that will be our secret nickname for her not even Edward can know!
Alice: Good Idea! Okayz let's go.
Bella: Ltrz
"Okay we have reached our decision's" Alice detto and everyone settled into the divano even Carlisle and Esme were watching the ceremony. "And drum roll please!" Alice commanded. Everyone except for Emmett started drum rolling Emmett just kept on humming that song that comes on everytime that some one is about to surprise te in a scary movie.
"Jasper's is Jazzy and Rosalie's is Rosie!" I said. Alice laughed.
"I like it!" Jazzy said.
"Thanks sir." I detto as I batted my eyelashes.
"Can I talk to you?" Jasper asked. Rosalie and Alice both looked at me.
"Why wouldn't te be allowed to?" I asked. Emmett and Edward were both staring at me.
"Bella, can I just talk to te for a quick second" Emmett detto and I saw Jasper's face cloud.
"Can it wait Emmett?" I asked.
"Sure." Emmett says. Jasper took my hand lke to the southern gentleman he is and led me to his new room.
"What's up?" I asked.
"How do te do it?" He asked.
"Do what?" I asked.
"Dazzle everyone. I mean everyone. If te smile at anyone and ask them to do anything. Even Emmett." He said.
"Not anything." I said.
"Okay Miss cigno go smile at Edward and ask him to come talk to te alone and then bring him back up here." He said.
"Is that a dare Mister Hale?" I asked.
"You bet it is." He detto smugly.
"And what happens if I win?" I asked.
"You can decide." He said.
"And if te win?" I said. "Which da the way is higly unlikely." I added.
"You come out to cena with me friday night." He said.
"Deal." I detto shaking his hand. Now I hoped I lost. cena with Japser sounds like fun. I walked down the stairs and ran and tripped over the last stair, it was becoming a habit now I thought and Edward caught me. I smiled at him. 'Hey Edward can I talk to te upstairs, alone?" I asked. Alice had a blank look on her face.
"No way!" Allice screamed. I looked at her and so did Edward?
"What the?" I asked confused.
"Yeah sure let's go!" He said. I walked with him upstairs to Jaspers room. I let him in and faked to be upset that I lost.
"Fine Jazzy te win." I said. Smiling on the inside.
"Bella darlin' te know your happy I won." Jasper said. True I thought.
"What?" Edward asked.
"Nothing, go back down stairs." Jasper said.
"Fine." Edward detto as he walked back down stairs.
"I have a bet for you." I said.
"And what might that be mam." Jasper asked with that accent I almost Lost my train of thought.
"I bet te can't baciare me." I said.
"Now that is a quite a dare mam." Jasper said.
"True. te chicken?" I asked.
"No, mam." He detto as he leaned toward me I got up and ran. I was out the door and half way down the hall before he caught me and I ran into my room and slammed the door and hid in my rather large closet. Jasper looked in my room. He said.
"Come on lil' darlin where are ya'?" He asked. I giggled a little to loudly. He opened the door and immediatley ran in. "Where are ya'?" He asked. I giggled. He found me I pulled me out of the dark closet. And shut the door to my room as I tried to make a brake. I tripped on my way to the door. I fell as Jasper who had been following me the whole time tripped over me and landed directly on superiore, in alto of me. I laughed so did he. He leaned in and so did I.
"Are te seriously givin in that easily?" He asked.
"You caught me, wher else can I go?" I asked as i raised my eyebrows at him. And with that he kissed me. I kissed him back and deepened the kiss. I heard feet running up the stairs but I didn't care. Suddenly the door to my room flung open and Jasper got off of me in a matter of seconds. I looked up to see Alice, Rosalie, Emmett and Edward staring at us.