Song: link

Hawkeye: *Helping Percy, and Jeff get a special freight train set up*
Gordon: This is unacceptable!!! da the power invested in my horn, and the rest of my fat body, I demand to drive the special train to Denver!
Ethan: *Stops successivo to Gordon with three freight cars* Did someone call?
arcobaleno Dash & Pinkie Pie: *Running away from Discord*
arcobaleno Dash: He's gone really mad this time.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl. We must continue the retreat.
Henry: *Crosseyed as he stops at a station with freight cars*
Duck: Good job Henry. te made it on time.
Henry: Duh, what's a Henry?
Duck: Now if only we could give te più common sense.
Sean: *With Carter, Shayne, and Andrew* Saturday night is poker night. For us diesels anyway.
Ethan: Mind if I unisciti in? *Stops successivo to the other diesels* I'm Ethan from Trainz, and I'll be your host this week for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.

The Adventures Of arcobaleno Dash: Rated TV-G
My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG

Carter: Hey. Do te want to unisciti the game, o just talk to yourself?
Ethan: I guess te four can't see the people looking at us.

Theme song >> link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of arcobaleno Dash

Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, arcobaleno Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 3

Discorded Natale

Everypony was enjoying their holiday, but Discord had plans to sabotage them.

Discord: What do te know about christmas?
Screwball: I know that there's always a character that doesn't like Christmas, but towards the ending, they change their mind.
Discord: That was only in How Gilda ha rubato, stola Christmas. We need to think outside the box here. What can we do to destroy Natale for everypony?
Karl: Ooh, I know.
Kyle: I think I know too.
Discord: Yes?
Karl: Take them to an amusement park, destroy the rides they're on, and then they're six feet under.
Discord: Hmm, yes. Six feet under all that rubble, then da the time they get out, they won't be able to celebrate christmas.
Kyle: He meant they would be dead.
Discord: Oh, that works too.

Meanwhile, arcobaleno Dash and Pinkie Pie were relaxing da a fireplace

Pinkie Pie: This is so warm, but I still feel a little cold.
arcobaleno Dash: I'll get te a blanket.
Pinkie Pie: Nein *Hugs arcobaleno Dash* I found one.
arcobaleno Dash: *Sighs, then laughs*
Pinkie Pie: *Squee*

While Pinkie Pie was busy hugging arcobaleno Dash, they heard the sound of stomping hooves, as they saw ponies running past sugarcube corner.

Pinkie Pie: Was ist das? Why are they all running?
arcobaleno Dash: I don't know. Let's go take a look. *Leaves sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows*
Discord: *Finishes building Discordland* Welcome everypony. I hope this amusement park that I made myself will help te enjoy your christmas.
Ponies: Sure. *Walk into amusement park*
arcobaleno Dash: Something seems fishy here. I think we better take a closer look at this amusement park.
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Discord: Hello arcobaleno Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
arcobaleno Dash: What are te doing Discord?
Discord: What does it look like I'm doing?
Pinkie Pie: te can't fool us.
Discord: What are te talking about?

Behind Discord was a ferris wheel. The wheel fell off, and rolled away with screaming ponies.

arcobaleno Dash: *Points at runaway wheel* That. te see what I'm talking about?
Discord: Accidents happen.
Pinkie Pie: Maybe that wasn't an accident. te caused that on purpose.
Discord: How? I'm standing right here.
arcobaleno Dash: te could've made something loose, and it would fall off da itself.
Discord: No, everything on there was-
arcobaleno Dash: That's enough. Get everypony out of here, and close the park.
Discord: Hmm. Not happening.
Ponies: *On a rollercoaster* I think we might be going too fast. *Falls off*
arcobaleno Dash: *Flies to falling pony, and catches him before he hits the ground*
Pony: te saved my life.
arcobaleno Dash: That's what I'm hear for.
Pinkie Pie: *Stops rollercoaster from falling* And, that's what I'm here for too.
Pony: How did she-
arcobaleno Dash: Don't ask.
Discord: *Laughing* Enjoy trying to save everypony, if te can *Runs away*
arcobaleno Dash: Come on Pinkie Pie. We can save everypony if we work fast enough. *flies to log ride*
Ponies in logs: *about to go over loop* Is that possible?
arcobaleno Dash: *Pushes log very fast on loop*
Ponies in logs: Woohoo! Awesome!
Bonbon: *Falls off tower*
Pinkie Pie: I shall save te *Jumps up in air, and catches Bonbon*
arcobaleno Dash: Only one più pony to save.

Another rollercoaster was heading towards damaged track, and would fall off.

arcobaleno Dash: *Gets in front of rollercoaster*
Ponies: Get out of the way!
arcobaleno Dash: *Slowing down rollercoaster* Slow down before I fall off. *stops rollercoaster*
Ponies: *see broken track* arcobaleno Dash saved us from falling off. YAY!!

Back at Discord's base.

Discord: What? Why didn't anypony end up... How many feet under?
Karl: Six.
Discord: Why didn't anypony end up six feet under?
Kyle: te saw everything. arcobaleno Dash, and Pinkie Pie saved them all.
Discord: Then, we need a plan to kidnap Dash's german friend, and execute her. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

The End

Song: link

Ethan: *Listening to the music* I don't remember this being a western.
Carter: Neither do the rest of us.
Andrew: What's successivo on your show?
Ethan: My Little Pornstar.
Shayne: What?
Sean: Oh no. Cover your eyes.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting successivo to her. They were going to collect più ammo for Twilight's shotgun.

Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice giorno out, o wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking to Zecora* Yo, wut da hell do they think they're doin'?
Spike: It looks like they're hanging out with a zebra.
Twilight: Them assholes don't know wut da fuq they're doin'. *Gets out of her car, and shoots her shotgun in the air* Nigga, get da fuq outta here man!
Zecora: *Runs away*
Fluttershy: Twilight, why do te have that?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up, and get yo asses inside.
Pinkie Pie: But Twilight-
Twilight: I detto GET YO' ASSES INSIDE!!!!

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arcobaleno Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ciao Fluttershy, te smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, te are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

Episode 8: Bribal Gossip

Twilight made Fluttershy, arcobaleno Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rarity go inside Sugarcube Corner.

Twilight: Now, who can explain to me wut dat was all about.
Fluttershy: *Farts*
Twilight: Without being disgusting idiots.
Pinkie Pie: Well, we were having a pleasant giorno mostrare Zecora around Pornstarville, and then te mostra up, and say, *Imitates Twilight* Nigga get zhe fuck out of here man! *Stands on table, and talks in her normal voice* Und zhen te shoot your shotgun for no reason!
Fluttershy: Will te get down from there before te hurt yourself?
Twilight: Man, first of all, te did terrible impersonatin' me. Second, I didn't shoot my gun for no reason. I shot it to scare dat zebra, and save yo asses. Now you're getting angry at me for that?
arcobaleno Dash: Zecora wasn't going to kill us.
Twilight: Man, how do te know dat?!
arcobaleno Dash: Obviously, she wasn't pointing any weapons at us!
Applejack: te know Twilight, I think you're overreactin'. Nothing bad was gonna happen.
Twilight: Nigga, don't give me dat crap. I have to write to Princess Celestia about these bullshit lessons I learn about friendship.
Rarity: When did that start?
Twilight: "Apparently" it started ever since I moved here from Pontiac.
Pinkie Pie: Were te driving a Pontiac?

Everyone except Twilight laughed.

Twilight: Nigga I drive a 1961 Chevrolet Impala!
Applejack: They're both owned da GM. What's the difference?
arcobaleno Dash: She makes a good point.
Twilight: Man, I'm supposed to point out facts, and you're supposed to do what I say without asking stupid questions.
Fluttershy: What domande did we ask that were stupid?
Twilight: That one.
Applejack: May we get back to the subject about Zecora?
Twilight: And that one.
arcobaleno Dash: How were those domande stupid?
Twilight: And there's stupid domanda number 3.
Rarity: Twilight-
Twilight: Stupid domanda number 4.
Rarity: I wasn't going to ask te a question.
Twilight: Then wut da fuq do te want bitch?!
Rarity: Zecora has been staring at te for eight secondi non stop.
Twilight: Wuut? *Turns around, and looks at Zecora*
Zecora: *Shoots Twilight with a shotgun.

Unfortunately, Twilight survived getting shot, and was now in Zecora's hut.

Twilight: Man, where am I?
Zecora: In my house. I heard te were insulting my friends, and telling them that I was going to kill them.
Twilight: Nigga, who da fuq are te talking about?
Zecora: Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, arcobaleno Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
Twilight: They're not really your friends. Are they?
Zecora: Yes they are, and te should consider yourself lucky to have Friends like them. They helped me perform surgery on te after getting shot.
Twilight: Why did te shoot me?
Zecora: Because te were trying to shoot at me. It is mandatory for zebras to shoot at anypony that shoots at them.
Twilight: te must be blind, o something man. I wasn't even aiming my gun at you.
Zecora: Why did te shoot your gun?
Twilight: To scare te away man. I thought te were trying to kill those five idiots te claim to be your friends.
Zecora: Well then. I will let te go with a warning. If te ever try to hurt me, o the following ponies on this list, *Hands Twilight a lista of ponies she is not allowed to hurt/kill* te will die.

Twilight looked at the list. She saw that arcobaleno Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy were on there, including Spike, and all of the residents of Pontiac, Michigan.

Twilight: Man, dat's a lot of bullshit.

Twilight's letter to Princess Celestia.

Dear Princess Celestia,

I am still pissed off that te didn't tell me about having to write letters to your ass. Pornstarville is a crappy town, and I hope to sposta back to Pontiac soon. I don't know why you're making me stay here. I don't deserve this torture.

Your worthless student, Twilight Sparkle

Twilight: *Sends the letter to Celestia* Man, I still wish she'd get herself a phone. It would make things less complicated. Also, for those of te readin' this shitty story... GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ending theme: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End

Song: link

Ethan: This is the end of tonight's first segment. I'm sure te already know what's going to happen next, but I'm being paid to tell te as if te have no clue. Part 2 will arrive at 8:30. Come back then.