Peter: What the hell is he talking about?
Englishman: Oh, it’s Cricket. Marvelous game, really. te see, the bombetta, giocatore di bocce hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score da dashing between the creases, provided the portello, wicket keeper hasn’t whipped his bails off, of course.
Peter: Anybody get that?
Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that “fag” means “cigarette.”
Peter: Well, someone tell this “cigarette” to shut up.
-Family Guy
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-Peter Griffin
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