fanpop Users Article: I'm an evil spamming whore!

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posted by caramelmilk

...and appearantly too stupid to get banned.

Let me explain.
This morning I got up, had breakfast and decided to leave fanpop and twitter.
Don't ask why, various reasons, don't feel like elaborating them right now.

So I'm saying to myself "Caramelmilk, if te leave, te have to leave with a BOOM." Which means I wanted my account to disappear like a fart in the atmosphere.
I thought "How hard can it be to get banned, even people who were not trying to get banned do get banned.
And if te get banned da "accident" te can always message the F4 in a couple of months if te decide te wanna come back."

So what did I do? I postato the infamous BLOGSPOT link. Nothing happened. I guess fanpop got rid of that glitch already. Hmpf.

successivo idea- spamming forum with links. That didn't help either ._.

Then I found the solution: I postato the same commento under some different pictures, like 5 o più times and it finally got me banned!
Mission accomplished, I can continue my life in peace! HA! te think.

~10 hours later I almost screamed when my fanpop profilo suddenly was back, like the people must have screamed when Gesù suddenly returned from the dead. Frustration.

"It's okay, caramelmilk, fanpop just likes te VERY much. Do it again to mostra te are serious about this.", I detto to myself and got my lazy culo banned the secondo time this day.

~1.5 hours later, which is right now: My profilo is back again.....
._.
And here I am, almost choking a whore, trying to find a deeper meaning in all this. Am I supposed to stay? Is it my fate? Do I have to work harder on getting banned?
And is it possible to look at my recente commenti and forum posts without thinking I'm a spammer-bitch?
(The last domanda can be answered with no ._.)

Hope my failed attempts to leave were at least somehwat entertaining :p
What am I going to do now?
I'm gonna go back to studying paleobiology.
...
Oh te meant about fanpop? I don't know. Ha.

~the caramelmilk

DivaChipette1, animega and 9 others like this

misanthrope86 The mysterious Fanpop reporting system would have seen that you were not actually a real spammer and therefore would have reactivated your account asap. I would suggest that you could message Fanpop explaining that you want your account deleted. I have no idea if they would actually do it. They obviously have the power to delete accounts, but whether they would act upon a specific request is another matter. Alternatively, if you like, you could leave a series horrifically abusive messages on my wall, and I'll report you for being a meanie. That might work. ([i]Please note that my response is just a series of logical, emotionless steps to help Cami out. It hurts my soul too much to address the issue of her actually leavi- *bursts into tears*[/i])

germany123 *headtilt* i would try harrassing other users. or post ACTUAL spam like links to porn sites. oooooooooooor just exercise self restraint and not log on?

germany123 oh youre welcome to spam my wall too

caramelmilk The mysterious Fanpop reporting system would have seen that you were not actually a real spammer and therefore would have reactivated your account asap. Goddamnit, I was even wearing the speshul spammer-sweatshirt, how did it figure out I was fake? ._. I would suggest that you could message Fanpop explaining that you want your account deleted. I have no idea if they would actually do it. They obviously have the power to delete accounts, but whether they would act upon a specific request is another matter. That would be the point of no return :/ Do not want...I think. Alternatively, if you like, you could leave a series horrifically abusive messages on my wall, and I'll report you for being a meanie. That might work. Insulting people was never an option ._. Goes against my spirit. Was raised to be a rather polite person. (most of the time xD) (*hands her a black-swan handkerchief* (don't ask what that is xD) This seems like a good moment to admit my love for you, missy. But...we can't be together...it just...wouldn't work. *dramatic music* Yeah I had wine before. Don't ask. XDD)

caramelmilk i would try harrassing other users. or post ACTUAL spam like links to porn sites. My gf posted porn site spam. Her profile came back too :p oooooooooooor just exercise self restraint and not log on? Duuuude, that's what I've been trying for the past year. Didn't work out so well for me ;p

misanthrope86 I was gonna suggest adding some good ol' fashioned hardcore pornography, but then I worried about the little kiddies clicking on it innocently and having their innocence stolen. But since germany and I have given you the green light to abuse us, nobody else gets caught in the crossfire.

misanthrope86 You could get someone to change your password so that you don't know what it is and can't login. [i]*blows nose with black-swan handkerchief*[/i]

caramelmilk Hm I could :) But I might end up brute-forcing for days.

germany123 so you admit you have problem...you fanpop alone? you sometimes lie aboot the time you spend on fanpop? you pay more attention to fanpop relationships than real life friends? 12 step program!

caramelmilk Sorry, I refuse to recognize a higher power that can give strength.

DarkSarcasm And I refuse to be a fan of this. Hmph. Where will you find stupid children to mock if you leave? WHERE?! You can't just find those everywh--dammit. *tries to come up with a new argument*

caramelmilk And I refuse to be a fan of this. Hmph. Dasm :O Fan my brilliant article right naow! (Or I'll throw a Bieber Fan at you.) I slept over the matter and decided it was a sign that I couldn't leave, so I'm staying for now. (Although I might end up seriously injuring some hardcore Huddy or Huli fans anytime soon...)

DarkSarcasm I have become a fan of your article. Not because you told me to or threatened me, but because you're staying (for now). =P

caramelmilk Yeah I guess it needs more to threaten you than a simple Bieber Fan.

germany123 okay let me get this straight..you dont believe in a higher power BUT you believe there are "signs" being delivered whether you should fanpoop or not? riddle me that :P

caramelmilk Well I do :p I'm awkward like that...

huddyislove It's your fate to be stuck here.

Lunalovely Well something that got my friends account deleted was trolling. She made a fake account, trolled this site she hated and by saying really bad stuff about it and it got deleted a day later

jefferyw52 ok i understand you dont want to be on fanpop but why post spam everywhere? it will just make people pissed off at you cause we hate spam it ruins fanpop so why dont you just get away from fanpop please mean new users/ spammers makes fanpop just a place that i want to ban

caramelmilk ^Hm... nope, I just checked and I'm still one of fanpop's most loved users. ♥ *looks into a mirror* ♥ *awesome smile*