*Last Time On Dragon Ball Z......*

(???: It is time...to finally get our revenge! Are te guys ready? Mwahaha....MWAHAHAHAHAH111111

???: Uh, sir? te have to hold down the Shift Key for exclamation marks.

???: Oh, sorry. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!)

I swear I need to spray this house, freakin' flies.....😣

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So yeah, Part 2 is here, let's go! If te haven't seen Part 1 yet, then just link 🙂

#9. Shiny Tale-Mix Speaker’s,Inc. (2012)



Yeah, this was the preferito Anime song I mentioned earlier. Again, Kuusou Mesorogiwi as an Anime opening is certainly better than The Daily Lives of High School Boys's opening, but I just enjoy the song itself better.

And I swear I didn't even think too highly of this one until it suddenly transformed into the biggest damn earworm I've ever experienced.

It's INSANELY catchy, uplifting, innocent, and gives me a sense of adventure. And that just so happens to be one of my preferito song archetypes, if te couldn't tell that already.

This one's also really entertaining to make fun of with your Friends because of the misheard lyrics, just saying. 😉

Overall, although it doesn't do anything particularly new, it excels at what it tries to be, which is all that really matters in the long run.

I just wish the Anime it was used in got a secondo season, but I guess that's just the way the tumbleweed rolls.

#8. Teenage Wasteland-The Who (1971)



Being a high-school student, this song makes so much sense. Too much sense, actually. It's relatable on an infinite scale, as a matter of fact. XD

The free-spirited tone of this song is one of it's major points, and the melody as a whole is very inspirational to be different from everyone else in the crowd, kind of like the Beatles's song "All The Lonely People".

If I had to pick a negative of this song though, it'd be the first 40 seconds. I mean, it's catchy and a good tension starter, but I feel it goes on for a bit too long.

Other than that, this is nothing short of a masterpiece to me. It's catchy, relatable, and signifies life damn near flawlessly.

#7. The Running Man-Al Stewart (1980)



As a person who likes to run, it's common fucking sense that I'd enjoy this song so much. I REALLY hope that's not why I actually Amore this song, guess I'll never know. 😓

???: I HOPE te like running>>>>>>MWAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!

???: Uh, sir? te can let go of the Shift Key now.....

???: WHY IS THIS SO COMPLICATED!? 😭

Speaking of running, I'm off to get the flyswatter. T.T

But yeah, this song is kickass to me. It has AMAZING chitarra for its year, is tension-raising as all hell, and has that classic 80's vibe to it.

Finally, this must be the ONLY song I know that suffers from what I like to call "Song Malaria", which is basically when a song shifts its tone multiple times.

The Running Man goes from blood-pumping adrenaline and then switches to gracefully relaxing. It's pretty damn unique to hear both sides of the coin in a song even in THIS giorno in age.

And don't even get me started on the lyrics. They're great in their own right, but even better when te know this, as stated da Songfacts.com:

"This song is based rather loosely on Dr. Josef Mengele, the so-called Angel of Death from the Auschwitz concentration camp. He was probably the most notorious Nazi to avoid capture after the secondo World War. After fleeing to South America he became a citizen of Paraguay but eventually moved to Brazil where he drowned in an accident in 1979."

If that's not incredible attention to detail than I don't know what the hell is anymore.

Overall, this is a very exquisite song. It takes inspiration from multiple genres and doesn't just combine them for double the power, but creates a chemical reaction and EXPLO-



DAMN IT RICO, I TOLD te NOT TO KABOOM YET! >___>

Rico: Sorry Skipper-I mean, Jared. 😓

........Let's just cut to a commercial break while I fix my house.



FUCK te UNITED STATES! :D

IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A NEW MOVIE THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SCHMUTZ TO COME TO BLOCKBUSTER!

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(In all seriousness, I actually loved Blockbuster before they closed. Oh well. D:)

#6. Stress Free-Young Cash Feat. Shawn ghiandaia, jay of Field Mob (2010)



The painfully obvious yet majestically needed message to live a life less stressfully really makes this song what it is to me. I mean, the dude's so chill about not caring that it's hard not to find strangely inspiring, if that makes sense.

I Amore the beat in this one too. It's a tad repetitive, but te never really notice because of the other verses, not to mention that this song is fucking EAR caramelle 😅

And te guys need to understand one thing, that being the fact that I don't like rap at all. Sorry, but I've never really seen the appeal to it, and there's only a few songs out there involving it that I really love.

Trust me, we'll get there on this list. 😉

But basically, my point is that if a song is so strong that te start not giving a shit about the genre, te KNOW it's doing something right.

Mix that with sugar, spice, and everything raunchy and you've got yourself one hell of a chill song.

(Seriously, if you're under 13 do NOT let your parents catch te listening to this. You've been warned.)

(To be fair though, te may not even understand this song under 13, so.....yeah. XD)

And now, we're getting close, my superiore, in alto 5 preferito Songs. These songs belong in what I like to call the "God Tier", and they're da far the best songs I've ever heard. Let's get to it!

#5. Over My Head-Sum 41 (2002)



It was hard to choose between Sum 41's Still Waiting and this one, but the più I thought about it, the più OMH seemed to ultimately win.

It sounds better, both in lyrics and audio form, it's generally più intense, and tells a better message, at least to me anyways.

Also, Over My Head doesn't have THIS lyric: "I feel so alone, can't help myself, and now I know".

And don't get me wrong, it turns epic literally RIGHT after that verse with this line: "THAT THIS, IS WORTHLESS, TO ME!", but come on Sum 41, you're pulling out the goddamn VICTIM CARD!? SERIOUSLY!? Ah well, I digress.

But in all seriousness, the only damn flaw I could find with this song is the fact that it's short. Like, REALLY short.

Over My Head is two minuti and forty-five secondi long. Rock Is Dead is longer than that. THE FUCKING NIGHTCORE OF CASH CASH'S "I LIKE IT LOUD" IS LONGER THAN THAT. But again, I digress.

In fact, think of it like a glass cannone version of Rock Is Dead. It has even less length, but GOOOOD DAAAAAAAAMN GUYS!

This song has easily some of the BEST damn chitarra use I've ever heard in music. It starts off amazingly as well, with the classic buildup to explosion tactic, and it REALLY works here.

The song has a tough tone, grit lyrics, and a fucking hard-rock feel to it. Seriously, this song gets me so damn pumped to run a marathon it's not even funny.

Sorry if I'm fanboying excessively here, but SWEET BABY INFANT Gesù is this song really something.

#4. X Hunted-Dominic Ninmark (2012)



My preferito song from my preferito Megaman X game got a fucking steroid injection from the professionals over at OverClocked ReMix?

Can I just die in heaven now, please? 😇

BUT AGAIN, in all seriousness, this has gotta be the most motivational fucking PHENOMENAL sounding instrumental piece I've ever heard in my life.

It's everything I liked about the original, but with MUCH higher quality, and new sections to boot. It's literally a dream remake of the original X-Hunter stage theme, my god.

I don't even have anything else to say, there's no lyrics but it manages to be so damn powerful. And if te ask me, that's what an instrumental piece should be like.

Plus, if there was ANY evidence for me wanting the radio to just include songs of all archetypes, this would be it. But no, it's only mainstream 24/7. It breathes Jason Derulo and exhales Train....

Fuck the radio. Don't listen to the radio. I'd rather listen to the Crazybus theme than almost anything on it. 😛

#3. We Survive-Kotoko (2004)



DON'T WATCH VARIABLE GEO NEO. IT'S A SHITTY HENTAI. THE OPENING'S FUCKING AMAZING THOUGH. END OF STORY. 😓

But with all cold sweat emojis aside, this song is goddamn legendary. We Survive is epic not only in its title, but in pretty much everything else.

"It's Japanese Techno at its finest" -ShadowACS

Yeah, that pretty much sums it all up. te have the tension builder, the explosion, the amazing vocals, and the HOLY SHIT THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED IN LIFE feel to it.

But I've talked about this song enough already on this show, so let's just leave it at that. Props to te Kotoko, you're truly amazing.

#2. Till I Collapse-Eminem Feat. Nate Dogg (2002)



Eminem's always been a mixed bag for me. Sure, he has his awesome songs like Rap God and Without Me, but then te have.....I don't even want to get started on THAT atrocious piece of shit.

te know who te are, "Fack". 👿

But this song? I honestly couldn't praise it more. Not only is this song very detailed and full of the emotional depth/stress of being Eminem (or even a rapper in general), but CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THIS ONE SOUNDS!? :D

Like, HOLY SHIT. The lines for this one spit più fuoco than fucking Bowser ever could.

Eh, except MAYBE in Bowser's Inside Story. That game was just too good, but te get my point.

The beat has some obvious inspiration from Queen's "We Will Rock You", but I think it works very well for this song. It really captures the emotion of "I know you're weak, but te have to keep moving!", another awesome (albeit cliche) element I Amore to see in songs.

And Till I Collapse is different from all the other inspirational bullshit because, once again, it doesn't just focus on giving it your all, but life in general, as well as fucking SCORCHING some fellow rappers hard.

I could go on for hours about the symbolism and awesomeness of this song, but to prevent my inner fanboy-ism from taking over, we'll stop it here.

And rest in peace Nate Dogg, te truly were a rapping legend. :(

And now, some honorable mentions! ^^

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This one has some of the slickest chitarra of its time, certainly worth a listen if you're gonna get into some intense shit, o just want something cool to listen to.

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This song is carefree as fuck and gives less shits than 60’s Spiderman. Totally worth a listen if te want something to head-bang to.

Also, DAMN that "KICK IT" in the beginning, it's so fucking cool.

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One of my preferito instrumental songs. A tad repetitive, but it's got EVERYTHING. The beautiful piano, the beat drop, the inspiration, definitely worth a listen.

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......You're mental if te don't enjoy this shit.



And now, boys and girls, children of NOT all ages! It's finally time.....for my all-time preferito song. Are te READY!? :D

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But now, my preferito song, for real. Enjoy. 🙂

#1. Fatally-Kotoko (2004)



MY preferito SONG AND THERE ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH POPULARITY TO WARRANT A FUCKING titolo CARD!? ARE te FUCKING-



Thanks Rico, I needed that. :P

Rico: No problem Ski-er, Jared! 😓

I'm clearly not a Penguin, Rico. Get that in your head. T_T

Also, there's been a lot of explosions in these song articoli lately......I should've brought along Michael Bay.

BUT ANYWHO, Fatally. HOHOHOLY SHIT, Fatally. Where the hell do I even start with this one?

How about the godly vocals? How about the incredible use of instruments? o how about the FUCKING catchiness factor? This song just excels at everything.

And I'm not even gonna lie, this is biased out the ass, I'm just saying that I really fucking Amore Fatally. In fact, Kotoko as a whole is a godly singer, I swear. In fact, I could lista my superiore, in alto 8 Kotoko songs, right here and right now.

Harold Hater: THEN DO IT te ****-LICKING MENTAL PIECE A SHI-

Rico, te know what to do. 😉

Rico: Sir, yes sir! 😉

*One Continent Later.....*

So yeah, here's my superiore, in alto 8 Kotoko Songs. Why superiore, in alto 8? Because that's how many of her songs I find as ridiculously good, which is WAY higher than any other artist I know.

#8-Sweet Songs Ever With You
#7-Re-Sublimity
#6-Trust Your Truth
#5-Wing My Way
#4-Being
#3-Agony
#2-We Survive

And we've come full cerchio back to Fatally. Again, I know this is biased out the ass, but I can't help it. The lyrics (when translated obviously) are really good, the beat is really catchy, the vocals are on another level, and overall, this one blows every other out of the water.

It's the God Tier OF the God Tier, enough said.

So, that's all for this one, phew. I hope te guys enjoyed this project, I had a lot of fun making it. So, I guess it's time to say goodbye once again. 🙂

........Are those flies gone yet? I'm gonna check now, actually.

*Opens Door*

HEY! What're te cookie thieves doing around here!? Get'cher own fucking food!

???: Ah, there te are, te pipsqueak! te know what's impressive.....? ;)

The fact that te finally learned how to use a keyboard?

???: SHUT UP, I'M NEW TO THIS SORT OF THING! 😓

So, what are you, just take off your stupid masks already, I'm trying to finish an articolo here.

???: It's time guys.....TO ATTACK!

Wait, wha-OW! ALL THIS TIME, THOSE "Flies" WERE ACTUALLY.....

???: YES! We gained power since our last arrival in your superiore, in alto 10 Anime Characters articolo from a anno ago.

Robotnik: WE ARE.................



What the hell did I ever do wrong to te gu-OW!

Kracko: Dance like a moth, and FRY like one too! ZAP, HAHA!

te BITCH! I never did anything wrong to you!

Mr. Match: Jared, te don't understand. This is the internet, we're going to insult and attack te either way. 😉

.....As sad as it is, that's actually a very valid point.

*HP Meter Depletes*

Shit. This is why te don't write articoli alone at 4:00 PM on a Friday. Shit's gonna happen. Usually cookie thieves. :P

Robotnik: Badniks, SEIZE him!

Kracko: This 'oughta be fun, HAHA! ZAP! ZAP!

King Knight: Those clothes....so INFERIOR! Take this te tasteless CRUCIBLE!

Mr. Match: Fireman, te know what to do!

Fireman.EXE: My pleasure master, this kid's about to get burned.....Both figuratively and literally!

Soooo, before I die, may I domanda one thing?

King Knight: Spit it out, filthy commoner!

Where the hell is Yzma supposed to be? I mean, she was in the awesome looking banner (MADE da YOURS TRULY 😀), so yeah.

Robotnik: Actually, that's a good question. Probably in her Secret Lab downstairs that we're not supposed to tell te about.

................THANK te PLOT ARMOR! :D *Zooms Downstairs*

Kracko: HEY! Don't let the kid go away, I haven't told him my SHOCKINGLY good lightning-rod joke yet, hahahah!

*Meanwhile, downstairs.....*

GIVE IT UP YZMA, YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!

Yzma: What do te even mean, please. There's one of te and five of us, HAHAHA!

Yzma, te don't get it. I have plot armor, te don't. There's only one way this can end. 😉

Yzma: Wait, te don't mean..... o_O

King Knight: THERE HE IS, GET THAT RUSTY RODENT!

Yzma: WAIT, GUYS, RUN AWAY WHILE te CA-

See te all in Hell! ;)

Robotnik: He's bluffing, ATTACK!

Kracko: BWAHAHA, FRY LIKE A CHICKEN FRY!

King Knight: Shoulder Bash!

Mr. Match: Fireman, the charged shot!

Yzma: *Tiptoes Slowly Away*

Rico: ciao Jared, kaboom? KABOOM? 😀

Yes Rico.......

Kaboom. 😉



Michael Bay: Finally, some porn I can get off to! 😝

*The End!*