Voltaire takes a bow as audience applauds
Voltaire: Why thank you! Thank te all! Y'all are too kind! (To cast) So, wasn't that an amazing song o what?
Steve: Bravo! I'd applaud you, but my hands are tied to the back of my chair!
Voltaire: Ah yes. I tied te all in the dark so te don't miss a minuto of my show!
Josh: We don't want to see your mostra anymore! We want our Friends back now!
Voltaire: Quiet you! Now watch to see if they can escape their acts before I lead them to their doom! (Chuckles)
Mr. Travis: What are te gonna do to them?!
Voltaire: I'm glad you've asked! I will shoot boom balloons at Junior in ring 1. He must escape the wheel before I shoot his head clean off!
Junior gulps nervously
Mrs. Travis: No! te wouldn't!
Voltaire: Of course I would! And in Ring 2, if Cat does not make it across the high wire before I pull this switch, she'll be electrocuted da the electric current I send through the wire!
Cat: Guys help me please!
Voltaire: te wanna live? Keep walking that wire!
Cat: K K!
Voltaire: As for te guys, just try and escape before your little Friends are goners!
Sherlock: Well good thing I have my...wait where's my knife?
Voltaire takes out detective's knife
Voltaire: Looking for this?
Sherlock: ciao give it back! Where did te get it?
Voltaire: While I was singing, I read your minds and te thought that while I was distracted, te would take the coltello out of your pocket with your tongue and cut te and your Friends loose. So I planned ahead and took it out of your pocket during my solo!
Sherlock: Aw barnacles, you're good.
Voltaire: Indeed! Now to fuoco the cannon! (Fires cannone at Junior. Loud booms)
Junior: Goo goo Gaga!
Mrs. Travis: Oh my goodness! Someone save him!
Steve: I'd do it if I wasn't tied in an impossible knot!
Voltaire: Steve is right! te can't get out cause I tied y'all's ropes in an impossible knot! Say goodbye to your child Travis family! (Laughs and keeps shooting)
Mr. Travis: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Mrs. Travis: Uh honey, are te okay?
Mr. Travis continues
Josh: Uh oh! I think he's gonna pop!
Mr. Travis (angrily): NOBODY...HURTS...ME AND MY WIFE'S...BABY!!! (Breaks free and charges into Voltaire)
Voltaire falls as Mr. Travis pounces him
Voltaire: Ow! ciao te could hurt a guy like that!
Mr. Travis: I don't care! te just messed with the wrong daddy!
The two of them tackle each other.
Steve: Woah dude! He is one tough daddy!
Mrs. Travis: He sure is.
Mr. Travis (holds coltello in hand): Got it! Now if you'll excuse me! (Pushes Voltaire down, runs and frees Steve) Here te go Steve. te go save Junior. I'll take care of this freak of nature!
Steve: Thank you! (Takes coltello and goes to Junior)
Voltaire: Oh no te don't! (Powers cannon)
Mr. Travis: No! (Tackles Voltaire offstage pushing cannone away accidentally aiming at high wire switch)
Steve (frees Junior): Here te go little fella!
Junior: Yay!
cannone fires at switch. Light starts crawling up the wire
Cat: Oh no! HELP!
Steve: Holy shoot! Okay, think, think! Aha! (Runs to Sherlock and frees him) Here, take the coltello and free the others! First hoist me up to the trapeze!
Sherlock: Okay!
Steve puts Junior on back
Steve: Hold on tight Junior! Alleeoop! (Gets thrown to trapeze)
Steve: Woah! Woah! This is awesome!
Cat: Hurry Steve! Hurry!
Steve: Don't worry Cat, I'll save you! (Swings a few times) Just...a...little...more! (Big swing) Yaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!
Cast: Whoa!
Josh: I'm so making this Internet famous! (Takes out phone and records footage)
Steve:...aaaaaaaaahhh!!! (Catches Cat)
Junior: Wheeee!
All land to safety
Steve: Ta-da! (Bows as audience and cast cheer)
Cat: Oh Steve, thank te for saving me!
Steve: Your welcome Cat! (Walks to Mrs Travis with Junior) I believe this belongs to te Mrs. Travis.
Mrs Travis: My baby! (Holds him) Oh Junior, thank goodness you're safe!
Junior (happily): Goo goo babby blah.
Mr. Travis (enters): Phew! What did I miss?
Josh: Steve's totally spectacular performance! I got it all on video! I'll mostra it to te later.
Mr. Travis: Great! I took care of that Voltaire. I tied him up and locked him in the ticket booth. So how's the baby?
Mrs. Travis: He's okay honey, just okay.
Mr. Travis: Aw, I'm glad! Who saved te Junior? Who saved you?
Junior: Steve!
Mrs Travis: (gasp) Did te hear that? Junior detto his first word!
Steve: His first word was my name? How sweet! (Hugs Junior)
Mr. Travis: Thank te so much Steve for saving us!
Sherlock: I'd say, I'm very proud of you!
Cat: Yay! Steve saved the day!
All cheer
Steve: I'd say, let's get out of here!
Josh: te don't have to tell us twice!
Bleachers roll,away revealing open door
Mr. Travis: Look, the door! It's open we're free!
Steve: Alright! Let's go guys!
Josh: Alright!
Mrs. Travis: Yes!
All run to door. Door slams.
Steve: Oh no! The door closed!
Sherlock: (Pulls on door) Tartar sauce! It's locked shut!
Cat: (Pounds on door) Let us out! Let us out!
Voltaire's voice: Leaving so soon? I think not!
Steve: Who detto that?
Voltaire: Ha ha ha ha ha, HA HA HA HA HA HA, AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! (Enters spotlight clapping hands slowly)
Cast: Voltaire?!
Voltaire: Bravo! Excellent performance te fools!
Mr. Travis (stuttering): But...but te were...I thought I...how did te get out?!
Voltaire: Ah ah ah! A magician never reveals his secrets, remember?
Mr. Travis: Aw man! I completely forgot te were a magician! (Face palms)
Voltaire: Yes, and I believe te are all forgetting something else.
Steve: No we aren't, Voltaire! I saved Baby Junior and my friend Cat! Which means we won and your circus mostra is over!
Sherlock: And as an employee of the city police department, I place te under arrest!
Voltaire: No! First of all, I cannot be arrested for I came from a pinball machine. And secondo of all, te have all forgotten...Ring 3!
Cast: Ring 3?
Cat: What performance is that?
Voltaire: I'm glad te asked Miss Cat. In Ring number three, the successivo pinball wizard of Cirqus Voltaire must challenge me! And that person is Steve!
Steve: Me? But why me?
Voltaire: So I can win and finally get my revenge!
Steve: Revenge? Revenge on who?
Voltaire: Revenge on you! Every time people play Cirqus Voltaire, they are always hitting me in the face and making me ingoiare, inghiottire that giant ball down my springy throat! Since te play that game so much, this means I have to suffer all that pain over and over again! Now that I am free, I will make those pinball wizards of Cirqus Voltaire a part of my circus forever!
Sherlock: So that explains why te captured us and put Junior and Cat in your show!
Mrs. Travis: That is just messed up!
Steve: I agree! And plus, that's the whole fun of the game. Most games need a bad guy like you, and without you, Cirqus Voltaire would be, well, Cirqus.
Voltaire: Fun?! Did te say fun?! (Throws thunder orb. Boom!)
Steve and the cast gasp.
Voltaire (furiously): te think hitting me in the face is fun?! Well let's see how te like it! I challenge you, to the Ringmaster Battle!
Sherlock: Steve, te don't have to do this if te don't want to!
Steve: No Detective Squarepants. I got to do it. The book says it's the only way to vanquish Voltaire and set us free.
Josh: Well in that case, good luck.
Cat: And be careful!
Steve: Thanks guys. Alright Voltaire...challenge accepted!
Voltaire: Excellent! Lower the cage!
Cage lowers covering Voltaire and Steve
Voltaire: Ready? Fight! (Throws thunderbolt)
Steve: Woah! (Jumps and catches successivo thunderbolt) I can hold these? Cool! Hai-ya! (Throws it back at Voltaire)
Voltaire: Ow!
Both throw thunder orbs and lightning bolts at each other. Cast cheers Steve on.
Voltaire: No! I will not be defeated! I will NEVER BACK DOWN!!!
Voltaire makes big thunder orb and throws it at Steve
Steve: Uh oh! (Boom) Aaaaaah! (Hits the ground in pain) Ouch! Oh, ow!
Voltaire: Yes! I won! I finally won!
Mrs. Travis: Steve no!
Sherlock: te cheater! te know Steve has no magical powers like you!
Voltaire: It doesn't matter! He Lost the battle and according to his book (reads it) he will now have to be a part of my circus forever! (Pulls out a rolling tavolo with a long box) Now Steve, get into that box!
Steve: Uh...No!
Voltaire: What did te say?
Steve: te heard me! No I won't!
Voltaire: I detto get in the box! (Throws lightning bolt)
Steve: D'ah! Okay okay! (Gets in the box)
Mr. Travis: Hey! That was mean!
Josh: What kind of a man are you?
Voltaire: (locks Steve in box) Do te even know what kind of a man I truly am?
Josh: Well uh...
Voltaire: Of course te don't! Because I am wearing a mask!
Mr. Travis: te don't mean?
Voltaire: Yes! There's a face beneath this face! Spooky isn't it?
Sherlock: Yeah, spooky!
Voltaire: And now, for the grand finale! I am going to cut this young man, in half!!! (Takes out chainsaw) But before I do, any last words Steve?
Steve (Sadly): I sure do. Travis family, thank te for hiring me as your baby sitter. I hope you'll find someone as good as me. Sherlock, thanks for helping me find and save my friends. Josh, thank te for letting me play at your arcade and for letting me unisciti the tournament. (Cast risposte to Steve's thank you's) And Cat, te are the most beautiful and nicest girl in the world. You're pretty, funny and have an amazing Canto voice. What I'm trying to say is...I...I...I Amore you!
Cat:(Gasp!) Oh! (Runs away)
Voltaire: Well, I guess that didn't turn out as te thought it would! Now on with the show! (Turns on chainsaw) Well folks, hope you've enjoyed the show! Well at least I did! (Laughs evilly as he draws chainsaw to Steve in the box)
Cast place their hats on their hearts o cry on shoulders
Voltaire: Why thank you! Thank te all! Y'all are too kind! (To cast) So, wasn't that an amazing song o what?
Steve: Bravo! I'd applaud you, but my hands are tied to the back of my chair!
Voltaire: Ah yes. I tied te all in the dark so te don't miss a minuto of my show!
Josh: We don't want to see your mostra anymore! We want our Friends back now!
Voltaire: Quiet you! Now watch to see if they can escape their acts before I lead them to their doom! (Chuckles)
Mr. Travis: What are te gonna do to them?!
Voltaire: I'm glad you've asked! I will shoot boom balloons at Junior in ring 1. He must escape the wheel before I shoot his head clean off!
Junior gulps nervously
Mrs. Travis: No! te wouldn't!
Voltaire: Of course I would! And in Ring 2, if Cat does not make it across the high wire before I pull this switch, she'll be electrocuted da the electric current I send through the wire!
Cat: Guys help me please!
Voltaire: te wanna live? Keep walking that wire!
Cat: K K!
Voltaire: As for te guys, just try and escape before your little Friends are goners!
Sherlock: Well good thing I have my...wait where's my knife?
Voltaire takes out detective's knife
Voltaire: Looking for this?
Sherlock: ciao give it back! Where did te get it?
Voltaire: While I was singing, I read your minds and te thought that while I was distracted, te would take the coltello out of your pocket with your tongue and cut te and your Friends loose. So I planned ahead and took it out of your pocket during my solo!
Sherlock: Aw barnacles, you're good.
Voltaire: Indeed! Now to fuoco the cannon! (Fires cannone at Junior. Loud booms)
Junior: Goo goo Gaga!
Mrs. Travis: Oh my goodness! Someone save him!
Steve: I'd do it if I wasn't tied in an impossible knot!
Voltaire: Steve is right! te can't get out cause I tied y'all's ropes in an impossible knot! Say goodbye to your child Travis family! (Laughs and keeps shooting)
Mr. Travis: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Mrs. Travis: Uh honey, are te okay?
Mr. Travis continues
Josh: Uh oh! I think he's gonna pop!
Mr. Travis (angrily): NOBODY...HURTS...ME AND MY WIFE'S...BABY!!! (Breaks free and charges into Voltaire)
Voltaire falls as Mr. Travis pounces him
Voltaire: Ow! ciao te could hurt a guy like that!
Mr. Travis: I don't care! te just messed with the wrong daddy!
The two of them tackle each other.
Steve: Woah dude! He is one tough daddy!
Mrs. Travis: He sure is.
Mr. Travis (holds coltello in hand): Got it! Now if you'll excuse me! (Pushes Voltaire down, runs and frees Steve) Here te go Steve. te go save Junior. I'll take care of this freak of nature!
Steve: Thank you! (Takes coltello and goes to Junior)
Voltaire: Oh no te don't! (Powers cannon)
Mr. Travis: No! (Tackles Voltaire offstage pushing cannone away accidentally aiming at high wire switch)
Steve (frees Junior): Here te go little fella!
Junior: Yay!
cannone fires at switch. Light starts crawling up the wire
Cat: Oh no! HELP!
Steve: Holy shoot! Okay, think, think! Aha! (Runs to Sherlock and frees him) Here, take the coltello and free the others! First hoist me up to the trapeze!
Sherlock: Okay!
Steve puts Junior on back
Steve: Hold on tight Junior! Alleeoop! (Gets thrown to trapeze)
Steve: Woah! Woah! This is awesome!
Cat: Hurry Steve! Hurry!
Steve: Don't worry Cat, I'll save you! (Swings a few times) Just...a...little...more! (Big swing) Yaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!
Cast: Whoa!
Josh: I'm so making this Internet famous! (Takes out phone and records footage)
Steve:...aaaaaaaaahhh!!! (Catches Cat)
Junior: Wheeee!
All land to safety
Steve: Ta-da! (Bows as audience and cast cheer)
Cat: Oh Steve, thank te for saving me!
Steve: Your welcome Cat! (Walks to Mrs Travis with Junior) I believe this belongs to te Mrs. Travis.
Mrs Travis: My baby! (Holds him) Oh Junior, thank goodness you're safe!
Junior (happily): Goo goo babby blah.
Mr. Travis (enters): Phew! What did I miss?
Josh: Steve's totally spectacular performance! I got it all on video! I'll mostra it to te later.
Mr. Travis: Great! I took care of that Voltaire. I tied him up and locked him in the ticket booth. So how's the baby?
Mrs. Travis: He's okay honey, just okay.
Mr. Travis: Aw, I'm glad! Who saved te Junior? Who saved you?
Junior: Steve!
Mrs Travis: (gasp) Did te hear that? Junior detto his first word!
Steve: His first word was my name? How sweet! (Hugs Junior)
Mr. Travis: Thank te so much Steve for saving us!
Sherlock: I'd say, I'm very proud of you!
Cat: Yay! Steve saved the day!
All cheer
Steve: I'd say, let's get out of here!
Josh: te don't have to tell us twice!
Bleachers roll,away revealing open door
Mr. Travis: Look, the door! It's open we're free!
Steve: Alright! Let's go guys!
Josh: Alright!
Mrs. Travis: Yes!
All run to door. Door slams.
Steve: Oh no! The door closed!
Sherlock: (Pulls on door) Tartar sauce! It's locked shut!
Cat: (Pounds on door) Let us out! Let us out!
Voltaire's voice: Leaving so soon? I think not!
Steve: Who detto that?
Voltaire: Ha ha ha ha ha, HA HA HA HA HA HA, AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! (Enters spotlight clapping hands slowly)
Cast: Voltaire?!
Voltaire: Bravo! Excellent performance te fools!
Mr. Travis (stuttering): But...but te were...I thought I...how did te get out?!
Voltaire: Ah ah ah! A magician never reveals his secrets, remember?
Mr. Travis: Aw man! I completely forgot te were a magician! (Face palms)
Voltaire: Yes, and I believe te are all forgetting something else.
Steve: No we aren't, Voltaire! I saved Baby Junior and my friend Cat! Which means we won and your circus mostra is over!
Sherlock: And as an employee of the city police department, I place te under arrest!
Voltaire: No! First of all, I cannot be arrested for I came from a pinball machine. And secondo of all, te have all forgotten...Ring 3!
Cast: Ring 3?
Cat: What performance is that?
Voltaire: I'm glad te asked Miss Cat. In Ring number three, the successivo pinball wizard of Cirqus Voltaire must challenge me! And that person is Steve!
Steve: Me? But why me?
Voltaire: So I can win and finally get my revenge!
Steve: Revenge? Revenge on who?
Voltaire: Revenge on you! Every time people play Cirqus Voltaire, they are always hitting me in the face and making me ingoiare, inghiottire that giant ball down my springy throat! Since te play that game so much, this means I have to suffer all that pain over and over again! Now that I am free, I will make those pinball wizards of Cirqus Voltaire a part of my circus forever!
Sherlock: So that explains why te captured us and put Junior and Cat in your show!
Mrs. Travis: That is just messed up!
Steve: I agree! And plus, that's the whole fun of the game. Most games need a bad guy like you, and without you, Cirqus Voltaire would be, well, Cirqus.
Voltaire: Fun?! Did te say fun?! (Throws thunder orb. Boom!)
Steve and the cast gasp.
Voltaire (furiously): te think hitting me in the face is fun?! Well let's see how te like it! I challenge you, to the Ringmaster Battle!
Sherlock: Steve, te don't have to do this if te don't want to!
Steve: No Detective Squarepants. I got to do it. The book says it's the only way to vanquish Voltaire and set us free.
Josh: Well in that case, good luck.
Cat: And be careful!
Steve: Thanks guys. Alright Voltaire...challenge accepted!
Voltaire: Excellent! Lower the cage!
Cage lowers covering Voltaire and Steve
Voltaire: Ready? Fight! (Throws thunderbolt)
Steve: Woah! (Jumps and catches successivo thunderbolt) I can hold these? Cool! Hai-ya! (Throws it back at Voltaire)
Voltaire: Ow!
Both throw thunder orbs and lightning bolts at each other. Cast cheers Steve on.
Voltaire: No! I will not be defeated! I will NEVER BACK DOWN!!!
Voltaire makes big thunder orb and throws it at Steve
Steve: Uh oh! (Boom) Aaaaaah! (Hits the ground in pain) Ouch! Oh, ow!
Voltaire: Yes! I won! I finally won!
Mrs. Travis: Steve no!
Sherlock: te cheater! te know Steve has no magical powers like you!
Voltaire: It doesn't matter! He Lost the battle and according to his book (reads it) he will now have to be a part of my circus forever! (Pulls out a rolling tavolo with a long box) Now Steve, get into that box!
Steve: Uh...No!
Voltaire: What did te say?
Steve: te heard me! No I won't!
Voltaire: I detto get in the box! (Throws lightning bolt)
Steve: D'ah! Okay okay! (Gets in the box)
Mr. Travis: Hey! That was mean!
Josh: What kind of a man are you?
Voltaire: (locks Steve in box) Do te even know what kind of a man I truly am?
Josh: Well uh...
Voltaire: Of course te don't! Because I am wearing a mask!
Mr. Travis: te don't mean?
Voltaire: Yes! There's a face beneath this face! Spooky isn't it?
Sherlock: Yeah, spooky!
Voltaire: And now, for the grand finale! I am going to cut this young man, in half!!! (Takes out chainsaw) But before I do, any last words Steve?
Steve (Sadly): I sure do. Travis family, thank te for hiring me as your baby sitter. I hope you'll find someone as good as me. Sherlock, thanks for helping me find and save my friends. Josh, thank te for letting me play at your arcade and for letting me unisciti the tournament. (Cast risposte to Steve's thank you's) And Cat, te are the most beautiful and nicest girl in the world. You're pretty, funny and have an amazing Canto voice. What I'm trying to say is...I...I...I Amore you!
Cat:(Gasp!) Oh! (Runs away)
Voltaire: Well, I guess that didn't turn out as te thought it would! Now on with the show! (Turns on chainsaw) Well folks, hope you've enjoyed the show! Well at least I did! (Laughs evilly as he draws chainsaw to Steve in the box)
Cast place their hats on their hearts o cry on shoulders