"Yet another murder from the Crescent Killer, can te believe how they got my insignia wrong?" the Kid laughed.
"Mhmm~" Red purred softly, nuzzling her head under the Kid's chin.
"Are ya even listening to me baby, o just having a moment?" the Kid smirked.
"I'm listening..." Red buried her face into his chest.
"You're lusting over me~" the Kid rolled on his back and popped a peck on her cheek.
"Wanna do dat anal?" Red asked with an air of flamboyant swagger.
"Well...."
"Well~?"
"I hope te realize that..."
"Ye?"
"I'm tired of sex, let's just go kill someone~"
"Come on hooooon~ Why noooot?"
The Kid sighed.
"We can fuck on their corpse, Red, let's just kill someone.."
He blushed madly.
"Why fahk on their body when we can do it all over da dayum flooooor~?"
"Because you'd stop me from doing what I Amore most!"
"Nuh Uh, te Amore me most, so te be doin' me, so te be doin' what te Amore most!"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Ya"
"No"
"Yus," Red smiled.
"Red, I've had sex every night this past month~" The Kid's frown nor goggles didn't hide his blush.
"And what's wrong with that~?" Red asked.
The Kid sighed even louder.
"The forbidden frutta begins to taste dull when it has ran its course. te can eat from the albero against the law of justice until it has become so commonplace that it loses its appeal, sex ends up becoming a task, o duty of sorts..."
Red got to her feet.
"Fine, would te like a chastity cintura with that?"
"I'm no fucking stiff!" The Kid screamed.
"Then why act like it?"
"I'M TIRED OF SEX! EVERY MEANING OF THE WORD! CAN'T A MAN JUST KILL HIMSELF ALREADY?!"
Red retreated back a bit.
"Hon, why would te wanna do that?"
"Because I loooove the ideaaa~"
"Why."
"Why not...?"
"Because then I'd have no one I'd want to get close to to be close to..." Red sighed.
"Men need space."
"Women need to make decisions!"
"No, they need to shut up and give men space."
"You aren't a man."
"Oh~ A-Am I pretty~?" the Kid blushed.
"Gender confused?"
"Just confused..."
Red rolled her eyes.
"Whatevs, I'll just let ya kill whenever, but as soon as you're done, we'll have anal," Red stated.
"Red, I hope te realize that penguins don't have anal cavities, just the one."
Red paused.
"....Are te fucken kidding?"
"No."
"The fuck, why?"
"Because we don't need them."
"Why."
The Kid shrugged, beginning to straddle Red's chest.
"Nature's a little cagna I guess..."
Red blushed, the Kid then gave her a peck on the cheek.
"Ooh~"
"Somebody's having a great time, let's keep going~"
"Hon, can I ask sumfing?"
"What."
"Don't kill yourself, when you're bored of murder, just pick up another alias and we'll flee, da the sea, o somewhere."
The Kid sighed.
"I'll think about it~" The Kid wrapped his flippers around Red's waist.
"Okey Dokey."
"Mhmm~" Red purred softly, nuzzling her head under the Kid's chin.
"Are ya even listening to me baby, o just having a moment?" the Kid smirked.
"I'm listening..." Red buried her face into his chest.
"You're lusting over me~" the Kid rolled on his back and popped a peck on her cheek.
"Wanna do dat anal?" Red asked with an air of flamboyant swagger.
"Well...."
"Well~?"
"I hope te realize that..."
"Ye?"
"I'm tired of sex, let's just go kill someone~"
"Come on hooooon~ Why noooot?"
The Kid sighed.
"We can fuck on their corpse, Red, let's just kill someone.."
He blushed madly.
"Why fahk on their body when we can do it all over da dayum flooooor~?"
"Because you'd stop me from doing what I Amore most!"
"Nuh Uh, te Amore me most, so te be doin' me, so te be doin' what te Amore most!"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Ya"
"No"
"Yus," Red smiled.
"Red, I've had sex every night this past month~" The Kid's frown nor goggles didn't hide his blush.
"And what's wrong with that~?" Red asked.
The Kid sighed even louder.
"The forbidden frutta begins to taste dull when it has ran its course. te can eat from the albero against the law of justice until it has become so commonplace that it loses its appeal, sex ends up becoming a task, o duty of sorts..."
Red got to her feet.
"Fine, would te like a chastity cintura with that?"
"I'm no fucking stiff!" The Kid screamed.
"Then why act like it?"
"I'M TIRED OF SEX! EVERY MEANING OF THE WORD! CAN'T A MAN JUST KILL HIMSELF ALREADY?!"
Red retreated back a bit.
"Hon, why would te wanna do that?"
"Because I loooove the ideaaa~"
"Why."
"Why not...?"
"Because then I'd have no one I'd want to get close to to be close to..." Red sighed.
"Men need space."
"Women need to make decisions!"
"No, they need to shut up and give men space."
"You aren't a man."
"Oh~ A-Am I pretty~?" the Kid blushed.
"Gender confused?"
"Just confused..."
Red rolled her eyes.
"Whatevs, I'll just let ya kill whenever, but as soon as you're done, we'll have anal," Red stated.
"Red, I hope te realize that penguins don't have anal cavities, just the one."
Red paused.
"....Are te fucken kidding?"
"No."
"The fuck, why?"
"Because we don't need them."
"Why."
The Kid shrugged, beginning to straddle Red's chest.
"Nature's a little cagna I guess..."
Red blushed, the Kid then gave her a peck on the cheek.
"Ooh~"
"Somebody's having a great time, let's keep going~"
"Hon, can I ask sumfing?"
"What."
"Don't kill yourself, when you're bored of murder, just pick up another alias and we'll flee, da the sea, o somewhere."
The Kid sighed.
"I'll think about it~" The Kid wrapped his flippers around Red's waist.
"Okey Dokey."
"Come on, Tiana!" Mya said,"We don't want to be in a traffic jam!"
"Okay, okay! Let me just get my purse!" I detto while looking in my drawer.
After we reached the shopping mall, there was a huge sale on bags & shoes! We both scream "AHHH!"
As we get as much clothes as we wanted. Mya saw a store which had a sale on DBZ outfits for boys & girls!
Hey, Tia! Mya said, "Wanna get a drink?" Mya asked.
"Sure!" I replied.
We went to a frullato, smoothie shop, and we ordered a fragola smoothie.
"Wanna go some più shopping?" Mya asked.
"Maybe later." I replied.
After we finished drinking, we went outside for a little walk.
"Isn't it amazing outside?" I asked.
"Yes, your right, Tiana! It is amazing!"
After that we went swimming. It was like a hotel with shopping malls! Then we realized it was a hotel! So we decided to stay in the hotel for 2 weeks.
To be continued...
"Okay, okay! Let me just get my purse!" I detto while looking in my drawer.
After we reached the shopping mall, there was a huge sale on bags & shoes! We both scream "AHHH!"
As we get as much clothes as we wanted. Mya saw a store which had a sale on DBZ outfits for boys & girls!
Hey, Tia! Mya said, "Wanna get a drink?" Mya asked.
"Sure!" I replied.
We went to a frullato, smoothie shop, and we ordered a fragola smoothie.
"Wanna go some più shopping?" Mya asked.
"Maybe later." I replied.
After we finished drinking, we went outside for a little walk.
"Isn't it amazing outside?" I asked.
"Yes, your right, Tiana! It is amazing!"
After that we went swimming. It was like a hotel with shopping malls! Then we realized it was a hotel! So we decided to stay in the hotel for 2 weeks.
To be continued...
"Juuuust looking through some files..."
Chapter 1: Surprises
Skipper yawned and took a drink of his pesce coffee. The lemurs turned their boom box up way too loud for Skipper's liking. The Musica was still on. Skipper was confused. All night was too long to dance, even for the lemurs.
"Kowalski!" Nothing.
"Kowalski?" Skipper yelled. Skipper slid over to the lemurs habitat. Spooky background Musica came on. Skipper decided to investigate. He found the boom box with a note taped to it.
"Say goodbye to your BFF (Julien) and team. Mwahahahaha!"
"Blowhole!"
"Skipper! Help!" Private's voice pierced through the wind. Skipper turned around. A ginormous truck was behind Skipper! There were cages in it that were filled with Skipper's and the lemurs! Skipper tried to save them, but a ninja pinned him to the ground! The truck drove away.
Skipper yawned and took a drink of his pesce coffee. The lemurs turned their boom box up way too loud for Skipper's liking. The Musica was still on. Skipper was confused. All night was too long to dance, even for the lemurs.
"Kowalski!" Nothing.
"Kowalski?" Skipper yelled. Skipper slid over to the lemurs habitat. Spooky background Musica came on. Skipper decided to investigate. He found the boom box with a note taped to it.
"Say goodbye to your BFF (Julien) and team. Mwahahahaha!"
"Blowhole!"
"Skipper! Help!" Private's voice pierced through the wind. Skipper turned around. A ginormous truck was behind Skipper! There were cages in it that were filled with Skipper's and the lemurs! Skipper tried to save them, but a ninja pinned him to the ground! The truck drove away.
(This may be stupid, I don't write stories much)
"Red? Dave? Rhonda? Any body? Hello?" I looked around curiously but seen nothing but darkness. Hearing only the sounds of myself echoing throught the small room and the splashing of the water as I moved around trying to figure out were I was. Slowly moving my flippers accrose bacheca to bacheca trying to find something but only felt smooth concrete. "What on earth is going on here?!" I started to yell loudly getting frustrated which began to turn into panic when a bright light flashed above forcing me to covering my face with my flippers. "W-what i-is this?"
"Hello, Dr.Blowhole." A mysterious voice detto out of no where when removing my flippers from my face to look around once più seeing this time that I was completely trapped.
"Uhm, h-hello? Who are you? W-where am I?" I detto back to the voice which just replied with a not so pleasant laughter.
"Red? Dave? Rhonda? Any body? Hello?" I looked around curiously but seen nothing but darkness. Hearing only the sounds of myself echoing throught the small room and the splashing of the water as I moved around trying to figure out were I was. Slowly moving my flippers accrose bacheca to bacheca trying to find something but only felt smooth concrete. "What on earth is going on here?!" I started to yell loudly getting frustrated which began to turn into panic when a bright light flashed above forcing me to covering my face with my flippers. "W-what i-is this?"
"Hello, Dr.Blowhole." A mysterious voice detto out of no where when removing my flippers from my face to look around once più seeing this time that I was completely trapped.
"Uhm, h-hello? Who are you? W-where am I?" I detto back to the voice which just replied with a not so pleasant laughter.
