Me and Jhordan XD

"Well it's been quite fun I might add.. What say te Private?" The Kid chuckled to himself. 

Kowalski sat in the other room in complete anxiety, concerned for his friend in the cell successivo to his, divided only da a concrete wall. 

"Ah, not talking I see, well that's fine, but, we're both kids aren't we?" asked The Kid happily. 

"I won't dare talk to someone who hurts my friend!" Private shouted defiantly. 

"Aww.. Well, heh, te just did silly," The Kid chuckled with sympathy. 

"What do te want from Hannah anyhow?" asked Private.

"Why it's simple, I want to play with her!" The Kid shouted with...

The Kid limped weakly and sat down, sweating as his cuore was still racing, he then whimpered lightly at his leg as he held it up and cringed his eyes and clenched his beak, turning away as he pulled the Bones back into place and hissing in pain, he then grabbed a nearby garment, fortunately, a splint, that he attached securely to his leg: tight enough for the healing process, loose enough for blood flow. 

"I am not a crook~" The Kid sighed, grabbing a bottle of painkillers and swallowing four without water. 

The Kid then chuckled lightly at his precedente statement. 

"I'm not a crook... But...

Voltaire takes a bow as audience applauds
Voltaire: Why thank you! Thank te all! Y'all are too kind! (To cast) So, wasn't that an amazing song o what?
Steve: Bravo! I'd applaud you, but my hands are tied to the back of my chair!
Voltaire: Ah yes. I tied te all in the dark so te don't miss a minuto of my show!
Josh: We don't want to see your mostra anymore! We want our Friends back now!
Voltaire: Quiet you! Now watch to see if they can escape their acts before I lead them to their doom! (Chuckles)
Mr. Travis: What are te gonna do to them?!
Voltaire: I'm glad you've asked! I will shoot boom balloons...

"King Dewey just got killed da the Kid, as great as it is knowing that a mob boss has fallen, it's now all the più crucial that we catch him, if he dispenses all the other mob bosses here, lord knows what he aims to strike next, the Imperial Treasury? The Emperor's seat? I fear the fate of the Empire lies in our care Skipper," detto Hannah glumly.

"Indeed, and Kowalski and Private were taken up, the child's too young to be in such a state, and Kowalski's brain, if he were to unlock it, he'd unleash an unscaled amount of devastation across the world..." detto Skipper, holding his head as he sighed. ...

fanpop Plays proudly presents: Voltaire's Revenge

Starring:
Kendall A. Tailfin as Steve
Spongebob Squarepants as Sherlock Squarepants
Jake Long as Mr. Travis
Ke$ha Rose Sebert as Mrs. Travis
Patrick stella, star as Baby Junior
Ariana Grande as Cat Valentine
Gumball Watterson as Josh the arcade manager
Dr Francis Blowhole as Voltaire

Everyone takes their seats in the theater. Lights go out.
Steve comes out
Steve: Oh, hi there! How's everyone doing today? Good? Yeah me too! My name is Steve. It's summer vacation and I am on my way to the arcade! Who here likes pinball? Yeah me too! I am such a pinball geek! My...

A sharp ring of a campana, bell was heard, and in the center of the catacombs was a beam of light, concentrated on the floor. In the light, the goods were seen in clear sight: A ten-pound gabbia, cassa of Alindrozin Permeas. A tall pinguino stood on it, holding a microphone firmly and shouting. 

"Start the bidding at ten thousand!" he shouted. 

As the bidding became più rapid and tense, Hannah, Kowalski, Skipper, and Rico found their seats in a long table, each with a numbered card, presumably for the bidding. Hannah saw the empty spot successivo to her read "The King". She knew that he'd be here, as a boss never...

...............
It was a dark and chilly night. The rain and wind was freezing and forced it's way into a man's soul if he wasn't careful. te would imagine that only a pinguino could stand freezing temperatures. Yeah, Skipper thought so too. After five minuti outside he was shivering visibly and his beak was chattering. He tried to
pretend it was nothing and walk it off, but every time he moved it felt like walking with a layer of ice encasing you. Finally he stopped behind a brick bacheca that stood blocking most of the harsh wind and rain and slumped back against it. Something hard and cold hit...

Chapter 4

Madi, Skipper, Private, Rico, and Kowalski ran through the forest surrounding the PC Party location. Madi took out her freeze ray.

"Can te make your own weapons?" Private asked.

"Yeah. And I have before. As a matter of fact, I'M the one who came up with the Stun Gun and got the idea of a Super Stunner." Madi sighed, "I'm such an idiot! Now let's go."

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"We're not that far from Blowhole's HQ! If we keep going the way we're going, we'll make it." Madi jumped down from branch to branch. Scaling a albero was Kowalski's...

Part 3: The Wanted
Prologue

Madi continued to ram into the walls of the truck.

"LET US OUT!" She yelled. She kept trying to escape ever since the General had shot her with a new invention that wasn't supposed to be finished until months later. It was called a Super Stunner, a stun gun MUCH più powerful than a regular stun gun. It is 10 times stronger than a regular gun. Two shots and it could kill you. One shot and te WANT to get shot twice! Madi thought. She took a step back and crashed into the bacheca again. She cried in pain and fell to the floor. Skipper was against the wall, watching...

God, I am so sorry everyone! I havent wrote this in a month. te probably Lost interest already XD Previously on PC: The team decides to run away and run into a peculiar penguin. Who could that pinguino be? Find out next, only on starslight101 productions!
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Chapter 4
"What do te think you're doing?" The brunette asked. She lifted up her sunglasses and stared at Skipper.
"Who are you?" Skipper asked.
"I'm not answering your domanda until te answer mine." She detto defiantly and put her hands on her hips.
"Fine," Skipper replied, "We're going to Antarctica because...

I knew this was going to happen....I just knew it. *facepalms*

Just so te know...I'm gonna put the rating at T o M just to be safe. Cause...Well...You'll see.

Prussia: Kesesesesese~ I'm totally getting my cookies!

Me: No te are not!

Prussia: Then can I have the reader's vital regions~?

Me: Nein, but te can have mine.

Prussia: Okay that works. Kesesesese~ *slings me over his shoulder*

Me: Wait...If te do that then te aren't getting any cookies! Wait till I'm done verdammit!

Prussia: Nope~

Me: *says very quickly* Penguins of Madagascar and Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia do not belong to me. They belong to their rightful...

After finally managing to free Kaitlyn, everyone regrouped in what looked like the lobby downstairs to discuss further plans on renovating.
“There's a hole in the roof in that room upstairs” Tressa gestured at the roof, “That's why the wood was rotted, with damp”
“We'll just have to stick a bucket under it for now, it's getting too dark to be going outside” Emma sighed. “For now, we'll just have to fix everything indoors”
“It would help if we could see...” Amber replied.
“I'll see if I can find the switch” Lexii stumbled around in the dark.
“Agh!” Kaitlyn screamed abruptly....

This story takes place shortly after the events of Portal 2 about a mese o so after Chell escaped. Spoilers ahead but not too many. Enjoy! :D




"LEEEEEEEEXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Skipper cupped his flippers around his beak and yelled her name for the 5th time. Her, Julien, Mort, and Maurice had their boom box turned all the way up and were jumping around on the bouncy.
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He tried again. No dice. He growled and marched over to the lemure habitat.


The Musica stopped suddenly and the lemurs all stopped...

Hi guys it's me Rhayne Kelson, also known as Berlin o Mya! :D Anyway this fanfiction is based off the popolare horror game Ao Oni! And HetaOni too...but anyway this will be a scary fanfiction if te don't like people named Steve! o Englands cooking...XD but anyway enough with the Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia jokes, I will be Scrivere this mostly based off my preferito fan game, HetaOni. te seriously need to play o watch it, whatever te people do. Later at about Part 4, OC's will come in but because in the original, only 4 people come first, the penguins come. So Ja...Anything te wanna add Berlin?

Berlin: Ja....

Heather opened the principles door, and was took da surprise, as Cassie hugged her tightly.

"Thank for teaching them kids a lesson." She detto gratefully. Heather just smiled in response and stared at the clock above them. It was already half way into third lesson, which made Heather wonder how her sisters had managed to stay outside here without being caught. She pointed to the clock, and the penguins' eyes widened.

"Woah, we better get to....urm, which lesson is next?" Lexi asked.

"Geography." Lily answered cheerfully, bounding towards the classroom. Geography was Lily's favourite subject,...

It was getting darker so Skipper decided that they would start exploring the successivo day.

The successivo giorno came:
They were already walking an ora in the jungle when they came across a nesting site of a long-necked herbivore
Gallis: Ooh! A Saltasaurus nesting site, I'm glad it's not a carnivore's.
Lucile: Let's check it out!
When they came to the middle they saw that one egg was already hatching.
And then came out a cute baby dinosaur and walked his first steps.
It was so cute to see its darling eyes and hear the noise he makes.
Everyone: Awww!
Then Private fainted.
Gallis: Now the mother should be coming...

Skipper: Well that wasn't so bad.
Private(waking up): What happened?
Kowalski: We were about to crash but Gallis and Lucile managed to land us safely on the spiaggia of this island. But it is easy, since controling a plane is a piece of fish. Right, Gallis?
Gallis(tired out): Speak for yourself! Keeping a plane from crashing isn't as easy as te think! Right Lucile? Lucile?
He found out thay she was asleep on the ground and then found him falling to the ground and also falling asleep.
Private: Okay, so how about some lunch?
Ashley: Great idea, lad.
They dragged the sleepful pair aboard.
But they didn't...

Skipper: Okay, team, pack your bags, 'cause… we … are … travelling around the world!
Everyone else: Woohoo!
Private: Skippah, do te mind if me and Gallis go for a walk around the zoo.
Skipper: Yeah, sure.

Private: I cant wait fo the trip! Where do te think we'll stop first?
Gallis: I don't know, but I hope Japan. It's long since I've tasted sushi.

Meanwhile, Julien overheard everything they detto as they walked past his habitat.
Julien: Hello, silly penguins!
Gallis: What do te want, King pebble-for-a-brain
Julien: It's King Julien and I demand te take me with te on your trip.
Gallis and Private:...

Emma rushed back down to the Weapons Level and grabbed as many as possible, stuffing them in her drawstring bag as she did. In a few minutes, she walked into the lab, and looked around. In one corner of the room, was successful inventions, that didn't get used much. She smiled at the Teleportation Machine that they made about 6 years ago, when Emma first arrived at the zoo. She wandered over, and began to cerca among the inventions. She pulled out a little device that was about half the size of her flipper. The words 'Invisi-no-more' was written across the bottom. Emma grinned, and turned...

Emma's woke up slowly, thinking about her nightmare last night. She looked around the HQ, her mind in the clouds.

I know they're never are, but I wish my nightmares were wrong sometimes, it's a right pain knowing something bad is coming. She thought, feeling exasperated. She sighed irritably and hopped out of her bunk. Ashley was already up, along with Skipper and Rico. Emma couldn't help but smile. This was probably the least crowded the HQ would be for weeks, and so she had to enjoy it while it lasted.

"Morning sis." Skipper greeted, sipping his trademark pesce coffee.

"Morning Skips." Emma...