• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkGeorgina: Judging da the size of the calzino on the doorknob, I didn't want to knock.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkChuck: te can't outbid me. How do te expect to win?
Blair: Your lack of focus.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkVanessa: Okay, fine, I understand, te can't give out class schedules. But, please, I just need to know if he goes here.
Registrar girl: There's no record of a Scott Adler in our system.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkDan: You're being pretty open-minded about this whole Georgina thing.
Serena: Well, it's just that I've never been più pleasantly surprised than when I started dating Carter.
Dan: Dating? You're dating Carter Baizen now? Is Chuck not available?
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkEric: Whoa, '72 Bowie is a dead ringer for Shakira.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkSerena and Vanessa: [to Dan] Please tell me it was Blair and not Georgina!
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • PermalinkSerena: Dan?
Dan: Oh. Of course.
Serena: Did I just catch te on a walk of shame?
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBlair: [to Dan] From Serena to Georgina? Quite a fall, even for you.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: Oh ... Eww! Ewww!! EWWWW! I'm wearing a guanto and I still wanna wash my hands!
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: I have a big meeting in a few hours.
Blair: A few hours is hours from now.
Chuck: Seriously. It's important. I have to keep my focus. It's with Sean McPherson. I've only got one shot at this with him ...
Blair: As opposed to me, who's just some endless volta, vault of do-overs?
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBlair: Guys like Carter don't change, S.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkScott: Vanessa, I lied to te because I had to.
Vanessa: That's not good enough.
Scott: My name's not Adler, it's Rossin. I'm Rufus and Lily's son.
Gossip Girl: I hope everyone's policies are paid up, because it looks like we're on a collision course.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBlair: What are te proposing?
Chuck: We don't go to the auction. Neither one of us gets the photo. It's the only way.
Blair: I already have my bidding paddle.
Chuck: I'm sure we can find some other use for it.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkChuck: I see te didn't bring your sidekick this evening. Probably for the best, this place doesn't accept IOUs. Some guys just are-
Serena: Who they are? That's exactly what Blair just said.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkChuck: I came to apologize.
Blair: So apologize.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: I can't believe te lied to me! Using sex to distract me?!
Chuck: I learned from the best. [pauses] She ha rubato, stola my shoes?
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: I want te to have this.
Chuck: Why?
Blair: Because I Amore you. te enormously stubborn pain in the ass.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: How do te know?
Chuck: Because te believe in me.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkChuck: I've booked the penthouse. What do te say we christen my legacy? o do te need to be bribed?
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: He has to answer to a board, Serena. And board members tend not to approve of club with cappotto check girls who give happy endings.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: I'll win te know. I ruled at Constance and I will rule here!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkGossip Girl: Apparently higher education doesn't make for smarter decisions. So take out your notebooks and sharpen your pencils, kids. Gossip Girl's going to college, and this class has a lot to learn.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: [in bed] te were right about the dorms. The lighting is awful. te okay?
Chuck: [sleepy] I am now.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkSerena: There's a reason I always come back to your Carter, and it's not because you're my bad habit.
Carter: What then?
Serena: You're the only one who understood why I wanted to find my father. te were there for me through all of that and I trust you.
Carter: Anyone would have done the same thing.
No they wouldn't have. I don't want anyone else. I want you.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkRufus: [to Serena] I know I'm not the first guy that your mom's brought into your life, but if te and Eric will let me, I'd really like to be più to te than just Lily's most recente husband. Let me help te with this.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkCarter: Serena, listen to you, what's your deal? You're recitazione out because daddy doesn't Amore you? Is that why te skipped out on Brown too?
Serena: Please ...
Carter: No. I told te how I felt and te blew me off until te needed someone to do your dirty work. Well, it's time to find a new bad habit, because it's not gonna be me anymore.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkJesus freak: We thought our little agnello had been Lost for good!
Georgina: I AM Lost for good.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkDan: [takes mic] Hi, I'm Dan. I just wanted to let everybody know that Blair Waldorf, over there, invited some people from Georgina's past just so she could embarrass her. But te know, we're all in college here, and college is a place where you're not judged da what te believe, and the Friends te make, you're here to make new Friends and start over. So the last time I checked, this party was pretty fun, right? [crowd murmurs] So ... who wants to leave with Blair? [silence] Who wants to stay here and drink cheap birra with ME!? [crowd cheers] It's a no-brainer!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 1.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: Most of te don't know me. My name is Blair Waldorf. But a lot of te know my roommate who threw this amazing party, Georgina! I know, Georgina rocks, right? It's funny, I never knew a Gesù freak could throw such a good party, but I guess I was wrong. So everybody raise a glass, o a plastic cup of foam, to the coolest Christian I know, Georgina Sparks!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 5.5 / 10 • Permalink
Nate: I thought your theory was that if we got to know each other, we'd break up.
Bree: Maybe I'm revising my theory.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBree: A cargo shorts fetish definitely goes in the minus column.
Nate: I was like 12 years old!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkKatie: So was everyone in your high school totally jealous of Dan for being such a great writer?
Blair: Dan's a writer?
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 9.1 / 10 • PermalinkGossip Girl: Forget the Four Horsemen. The real sign that the world is coming to an end? Blair Waldorf needing Dan Humphrey to rescue her from social extinction.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • PermalinkSerena: [to Rufus] te know you're più scared of my mother than I am?
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkGeorgina: Face it Blair. Once upon a time in a far off land, te were a queen. Here you're just a loser who will never fit in.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 8.5 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: So if you're not trying to sabotage me then what is this? First te deliberately ruin my sushi party and now you're making your move!
Georgina: This paranoia has got to stop, Blair.
Blair: I am NOT paranoid. I'm right. Why else would te form an alliance with Vanessa, the one person I may hate più than you?
Georgina: It's not an alliance. It's a friendship. Unlike you, Vanessa's cool and people like her. più than the weird girl who threw the pesce party.
Blair: Sushi! There was toro!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: Georgina, please. Nobody wants greasy pizza and Vanessa's home Film when there's a sushi and sake party successivo door! Did I mention wasabi facials?
Georgina: Okay then. And ... shut the door?
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkChuck: Why do te think I asked te to go out tonight? Because I knew something like this would happen!
Serena: Fine. Then I'll go.
Chuck: Train wreck.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBree: What do te say? You. Me. This apartment. Until we get sick of each other.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 1.0 / 10 • Permalink
Bree: te know if we really started dating, after a few months you'd realize te couldn't stand the way that I laugh, I'd hate the way that te chew, and we'd break up.
Nate: That's a romantic story.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 1.0 / 10 • PermalinkChuck: Look, sis, for people like us a college degree is just an accessory. Like a Malawi baby o a poodle.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkDorota: Miss Blair. What we going to do? Call police?
Blair: No, we're going to throw a party.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 8.7 / 10 • PermalinkGeorgina: You're overreacting. The roommate thing is just a coincidence. My parents detto it was either Bible camp o college, so ... go Bobcats!
Blair: So you're not in Amore with Gesù anymore.
Georgina: I still hold Him in my heart, but Gesù and I have redefined our relationship.
Blair: te mean he dumped te because He found out te were Satan!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkGeorgina: Sorry I'm late ... Blair? Blair Waldorf! Oh my God! I can't believe it! We're roommates!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBlair: Let's make it clear from the start. We don't know each other here.
Dan: [pauses] Works for me.
Vanessa: Me too.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkChuck: It's not Constance, Blair. The only queens at NYU are the ones with tickets to see Liza at Carnegie Hall.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: te are so sweet to see me off. I can't believe NYU orientation week is here!
Chuck: I have to object to te living in the dorms. Florescent lighting, communal showers, public school girls. There's a place for that, and that is the back of a video store.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkGossip Girl: Every fall confident high school seniors transform into nervous college freshmen. They leave their parents' homes for the hallowed halls of higher education. Like any new venture, the new journey represents opportunity to conquer new territory. o to be a little less lonely. But just because the opportunity presents itself doesn't mean everyone is ready to take it.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBlair: I feel like I got off on the wrong foot here and I'd like to start again. So, thanks for bringing me Humphrey.
Dan: Yeah, well, I'd like to think that if I needed it, someone would do the same for me, although let's be honest, we both know it wouldn't be you. Oh ... no headbands in college.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
