WARNING This articolo might be quite offensive to twilight, so if you're a fan of twilight (especially if you're one of these crazy fangirls) please do not waste your time to read this and comment. I know there's no point of me telling te this because you'll read and commento anyways, but at least I tried.
Dear characters of twilight,
Bella, please get a life. When peoples' Amore leave them, they try to stay strong and keep fighting for what is worth it like Hermione did. They do not curl up in the fetal position and go numb for weeks like te did.
Edward, te think you're hot when te sparkle? Well you're not. And your taste in women is reckless. Who falls in Amore with someone who can barley put two words together? Plus, who the hell is so dumb to change from a really cool character (Cedric) to such a loser (Edward)?
Jacob, it was so so SO dumb of te to fall in Amore with someone who is five minuti old. And your choice of women is reckless as well because te fell in Amore with the same chick the other jerk, what's his name again? Oh yeah, Edward.
Carlisle, te call yourself and your clan vampires? te guys don't even come close to mosquitoes who drink only a drop of human blood. Yeah, that's so smart of te not drinking human blood. If a vampire drinks he drinks human blood, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FREAKING KNOWN FOR!!
Esme, te barley even talk in the whole series!! I thought the mom is suppose to be a big part of all this. I think te should pay più attention to Molly Weasley to know what a real mom is.
James, Please stop trying to talk posher than Queen Elizabeth. No one talks like that and it's not cool at all. And you're seriously comparing yourself to Voldemort? Seriously? Oh God if he heard this he would be so embarrassed.... oh wait... villains don't get embarrassed unlike somebody here.
Victoria, te think you're so cool an badass huh? Well lets call Bellatrix and see how badass you'll be then! Yeah I'll bet she'll be having your culo on fuoco in a matter of seconds!
Renesmee, te do not believe how sorry I feel for you. First, te have an incredibly dumb sparkling mom, a huge show-off sparkling dad, and a psycho werewolf boyfriend that is older than te in like what? 18 years? Second, your dumb mom gave te an even dumber name. Renesmee Carlie Cullen. What a shame.... I feel really sorry for te kid.
Rosalie, you're just as much as a mostra off as Edward. te think you're so pretty and all? Well te know what I think? I think Lord Voldemort is prettier than you! And he's bald and doesn't have a nose! The only thing I ever liked te for is that te used to hate Bella. But yet again, te USED to hate Bella, te don't anymore so I don't like te at all.
Jasper, Good Job imitating Harry on the messy hair, too bad it didn't work. And good for te Harry never saw it, he would pass out. Though if te ate Bella in New Moon he would actually like you, but te didn't so HA!
Emmett, What can I say here? Your whole Teddy orso reputation is getting boring. So don't even try, no one will ever be as big, awesome and cuddly as Hagrid.
Alice, I think te have to take lessons from Trelawney to learn how to see the future, at least she can predict exactly what would happen and not just possibilities. And stop trying to get popolare and cool da organizing parties and all, because that's realy getting stupid.
Aro, if you're an evil vampire, no if you're even a vampire I'm Ron's Quidditch hat!! Nuf said
Jane, if te think you're cool you're wrong. I can call Fred and George and make te guys compete. And don't even try to use your powers because they're not dumb not to put some spell that blocks that.
Regards, a Harry Potter fan
If te have any più additions, feel free to tell me in the commenti and I'll add them to the letter.
Dear characters of twilight,
Bella, please get a life. When peoples' Amore leave them, they try to stay strong and keep fighting for what is worth it like Hermione did. They do not curl up in the fetal position and go numb for weeks like te did.
Edward, te think you're hot when te sparkle? Well you're not. And your taste in women is reckless. Who falls in Amore with someone who can barley put two words together? Plus, who the hell is so dumb to change from a really cool character (Cedric) to such a loser (Edward)?
Jacob, it was so so SO dumb of te to fall in Amore with someone who is five minuti old. And your choice of women is reckless as well because te fell in Amore with the same chick the other jerk, what's his name again? Oh yeah, Edward.
Carlisle, te call yourself and your clan vampires? te guys don't even come close to mosquitoes who drink only a drop of human blood. Yeah, that's so smart of te not drinking human blood. If a vampire drinks he drinks human blood, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FREAKING KNOWN FOR!!
Esme, te barley even talk in the whole series!! I thought the mom is suppose to be a big part of all this. I think te should pay più attention to Molly Weasley to know what a real mom is.
James, Please stop trying to talk posher than Queen Elizabeth. No one talks like that and it's not cool at all. And you're seriously comparing yourself to Voldemort? Seriously? Oh God if he heard this he would be so embarrassed.... oh wait... villains don't get embarrassed unlike somebody here.
Victoria, te think you're so cool an badass huh? Well lets call Bellatrix and see how badass you'll be then! Yeah I'll bet she'll be having your culo on fuoco in a matter of seconds!
Renesmee, te do not believe how sorry I feel for you. First, te have an incredibly dumb sparkling mom, a huge show-off sparkling dad, and a psycho werewolf boyfriend that is older than te in like what? 18 years? Second, your dumb mom gave te an even dumber name. Renesmee Carlie Cullen. What a shame.... I feel really sorry for te kid.
Rosalie, you're just as much as a mostra off as Edward. te think you're so pretty and all? Well te know what I think? I think Lord Voldemort is prettier than you! And he's bald and doesn't have a nose! The only thing I ever liked te for is that te used to hate Bella. But yet again, te USED to hate Bella, te don't anymore so I don't like te at all.
Jasper, Good Job imitating Harry on the messy hair, too bad it didn't work. And good for te Harry never saw it, he would pass out. Though if te ate Bella in New Moon he would actually like you, but te didn't so HA!
Emmett, What can I say here? Your whole Teddy orso reputation is getting boring. So don't even try, no one will ever be as big, awesome and cuddly as Hagrid.
Alice, I think te have to take lessons from Trelawney to learn how to see the future, at least she can predict exactly what would happen and not just possibilities. And stop trying to get popolare and cool da organizing parties and all, because that's realy getting stupid.
Aro, if you're an evil vampire, no if you're even a vampire I'm Ron's Quidditch hat!! Nuf said
Jane, if te think you're cool you're wrong. I can call Fred and George and make te guys compete. And don't even try to use your powers because they're not dumb not to put some spell that blocks that.
Regards, a Harry Potter fan
If te have any più additions, feel free to tell me in the commenti and I'll add them to the letter.
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These are tatoos of girls who are over-the-top obsessed about Twilight. Click on the links to see them.
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Are these people kidding themselves? The worst is the Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson one. Ugh!
I was horrified da looking at them. It's one thing to be a part of a fad but it's a whole different thing to make that fad a part of your body.
What is the world coming to? Tomorrow when these girls go to get these horrors removed they'll probably be spending a lot più than they spent paying to get it done.
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Are these people kidding themselves? The worst is the Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson one. Ugh!
I was horrified da looking at them. It's one thing to be a part of a fad but it's a whole different thing to make that fad a part of your body.
What is the world coming to? Tomorrow when these girls go to get these horrors removed they'll probably be spending a lot più than they spent paying to get it done.
