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Harry stood at the forest’s edge without moving. He was thinking to leave, when a flurry of movement within caught his attention. Peering at the massive shape he could see, he realized too late that it was a wolf. He jumped out of the way, and the lupo landed where he had been a secondo before. He looked down at it. The wolf, which had reddish-brown fur, growled up at him. Impulsively Harry withdrew his wand from his jeans pocket.
The lupo stopped growling when it caught sight of the raised wand. It transformed into a man, and Harry backed up, astonishment on his face. The wolf-man spoke. “Hey, I’m Jacob from Twilight. I’m sure you’ve heard of me.”
Harry nodded, and said, “So what are te doing here?”
Jacob replied “Well, me and my Friends have heard of te and your libri popularity, so we’ve come to challenge te to a fight. I mean,” he pressed on when he caught sight of Harry’s expression, “we both have the skills, we’ve been in battles before and we have unique powers.” Jacob smiled, thinking he won.
It was Harry’s turn, and he spoke up. “Never,” he said, “I have been in too many battles and experienced too much death. I don’t want more.”
When Jacob heard this, he used, to his advantage, friends. “Why don’t te discuss it with your friends?” he said. “Get their ideas, and come back here and tell me what they think. Come back here in 5 days.”
Harry reluctantly agreed, and so the matter was settled. Harry Apparated near his house, and entered. “Hey,” he called through the house. Ginny appeared at the door of the cucina with Lily.
“Come in, the table’s ready,” she said, and they proceeded through to the dining table. As Harry sat down, Ginny asked him how the outing went.
Harry answered with a sigh. “I’ll tell te later,” he said, then asked his children how school went.
“It was great!” detto Albus excitedly. “I got great marks and made tons of friends. And I’m a Gryffindor!” he added.
His parents smiled at each other. Albus had been saying that ever since he got back.
“And how about you, James?” asked Harry to his eldest son. “What’s the latest trouble you’ve gotten into?”
James grinned. “Ohhhh, nothing,” He detto slyly.
“James,” detto his mother. “What did te do?”
“Just…. Let loose some garroting gas in front of the History of Magic classroom,” he said.
Harry rolled his eyes and Ginny shook her head. Later that night, Harry thought of what it would mean to have a last battle. He thought of the Battle of Hogwarts, of Fred, Lupin, and Tonks, of Sirius, Dumbledore, and Snape, of Voldemort and his Horcruxes, of the Death Eaters, and of Cedric Diggory. No, thought Harry, no, I have gone through too much already. He was never going to have a final battle.
That morning, they all went to Ron and Hermione’s house. Since it was right successivo to their house, they never had to go far. Chattering all the way there, they rang the doorbell and Hermione appeared. “Come in,” she said, smiling, and they all went inside. While the children played Quidditch, Harry told Ron, Hermione, and Ginny what Jacob had said.
After some silence, Hermione finally said, “It was cruel of them to ask te for that. I don’t even think they know how much you’ve been through. However,” she continued, “This might be our only chance to eliminate them all at once.”
Harry stared at her, and Ron spoke up. “I agree with Hermione. We’ve been through so much, but come on mate; a final battle wouldn’t be too bad.
Ginny also took the fighting side. “A last battle – at least it would be over.”
Harry stared at them all, trying to contain the feelings of amaro disappointment. “What about Sirius, Tonks, Lupin, and Dumbledore?” he said.
Ron and Hermione looked troubled, Ginny even più so. Then Ginny said, in battles good and bad people die. “But,” she added, “This is a battle to see who is stronger, so deaths could be avoidable. I’m sure everyone will agree.”
Indeed, when they alerted the wizards, they were all for it. With such a big army, maybe we’ll win thought Harry. In the five days that Jacob had given, the army of wizards was reaching in numbers to over 7000.
As the fifth giorno came, Harry went to meet Jacob. He remembered how it had begun: he had received a note asking him to go to the forests end and wait. If only he hadn’t followed the note, then perhaps none of this would have happened. He waited tensely at the forests edge. As he waited, he heard a bark of a dog, and a huge black dog came into view.
Tears swelled in Harry’s eyes. He wiped them away and petted the dog. As he did, he noticed the dog as wild, because it had no collar. Harry decided to keep it. He thought of his godfather, and of his father. “Padfoot and Prongs,” he whispered.
At that moment, Jacob came into view, as a human and accompanied da two others. The sounds of the footsteps and the loud talking scared the dog, and he bolted and ran away. “No!” yelled Harry. He started to run after the dog, but now Jacob called to him, and Harry stayed where he was.
He turned toward the trio that was in front of him, and Jacob explained the details of the battle. No deaths on purpose, because it was just to see who was stronger. Harry nodded numbly.
As he walked back he remembered all the times he had spent with Sirius.
He knew that Sirius would Amore to have a final battle, so it was set. Turning around, he yelled to Jacob and his companions, “Battle is in 20 days!”
He turned around and ran. Sirius. Sirius. Black. Sirius Black. His godfather. He remembered too well, the look of shock on his godfather’s face as he toppled through the veil. He remembered how he had yelled and fought Lupin’s hold on him to see Sirius.
Lupin. Remus Lupin. Another of his father’s friends. He remembered, also, seeing Lupin’s body laid aside in the Battle of Hogwarts. He remembered seeing Lupin from the Resurrection Stone as he had gone to give himself up.
Caught in all these memories, he realized that he was at his house a few minuti later. Exhausted, he went up to his letto and fell asleep immediately. His dreams that night were very troubled.
Sirius, Lupin, and Dumbledore wove in and out of them. He dreamed he was seeing Sirius falling through the veil, Lupin getting hit da the Killing Curse, and Dumbledore being blasted of the Astronomy Tower.
He awoke the successivo morning feeling distinctly unrested, though he tried to hide it. He ate a breakfast of pancakes, pancake and then went to tell the Wizarding World Media when the battle would take place.
As he entered the Studio, he was bombarded with so many domande he wished he could disappear. He managed to make himself heard over the noise and yelled, “Battle in 20 days!”
Then he left. Today he went to the Forest’s edge even though there wasn’t any reason to do so. Staring at the trees inside the forest, he remembered when, at the age of 17, he had camped out there so much in cerca of Horcruxes. He also remembered burying Mad-Eye Moody’s magical eye at the woods near the World Cup.
He sighed and decided to get home. It was starting to rain. Instead of walking, he apparated to his house. He entered and immediately hollered “Hello!” through the house. Walking over to the living room, he turned on the T.V set and flicked to WWN. It showed him yelling the data of the battle. He turned the TV off. Useless Muggle stuff.
He trudged upstairs to bed. Tomorrow he would start training for the battle. He yawned, turned off the lamp, and fell asleep.
Tomorrow he woke up early, and headed outside with Ginny for dueling practice. After a while of disarming, stunning, and protecting, they took a break.
“Like we need to perfect this anyways,” detto Ginny, as they sat in the shade of their mela, apple tree.
“Yes,” detto Harry, “But it’s good to revise.” Ginny made no response, and after a few minuti they dueled again.
Ron and Hermione were also perfecting their skills, and they all practiced together. Within 5 days, their style was perfected, and their moves planned out. A giorno later, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny, with all their children, visited Godric’s Hollow. Harry went to his house there, and remembered when he and Hermione had come there, and when Voldemort had almost gotten them. Evidently Hermione was thinking the same, because she whispered to him “It hasn’t changed.”
Harry went to his parents’ grave. He laid a bouquet of fiori there and whispered “Rest well.”
As he was doing so, he felt a pain in his scar. His hand immediately jumped to it, and he was quite alarmed. However after a while he decided he had imagined the pain, thinking about Voldemort.
Finally, the last giorno was here. Tomorrow would be the battle. “At least we’re getting it over with,” he detto to Ginny.
She smiled at him “That’s the spirit,” she detto jokingly. He grinned.
Today, they were going to Ron and Hermione’s house for lunch, and pre-battle party.
At the party, which consisted of him, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny, he detto to them all, “We HAVE to win this. We wizards are the best. Let’s go over the plan once more.”
Hermione recited it for them. “Meet, shake hands, start, battle, win.”
That night, harry felt energized, too much to sleep, so he got himself a glass of milk. After, he fell asleep.
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Over-all, the movie wasn't that bad. It stuck very, very close to the book (like, literally taking lines straight), with the exception of one o two parts, so Breaking Dawn fan will absolutely Amore it. But, even if you're like me and hated Breaking Dawn, the movie was still pretty enjoyable. Definitely not unbearable. The effects were great, the Musica was awesome, and Kristen kicked major ass. There was humor (because Charlie was there), there was drama, and there was even an awesome fight scene. (One-and-a-half, really.)

Spoiler-y Opinions
Liked:
-The one-liners.
    Charlie's...
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Credit: mugglenet.com
I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.



1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, te got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than te look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for te now!!" *Prepare yourself da getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did te say something?"

5. "Why do you...
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1. Twilight has più deph to their plot
2. The harry potter characters are mary-sues
3. The harry potteR characters are sparkly wizards
4. The characters in twilight matured while harry potter characters didnt
5. twilight has a theme park based on them
6. smeyer created a world while j k rowling created a book
7. twilight is aimed for people of all ages while harry potter is aimed for teenage girls
8. The war in harry potter was anti-climatic
9. twilight is about Amore and friendship while harry potter focuses on how to get a boyfriend
10. even daniel radcliffe says that he didnt like the character he...
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posted by bessmarvin1
 Ginny vs Bella
Ginny vs Bella
I know that many of te like Bella and many of te hate her.But I Amore Ginny più than her.In fact I hate Bella.She's such a Mary-Sue.

MY REASONS WHY BELLA SUCKS,COMPARED WITH GINNY.


Bella made us all realize that we cannot live if we do not have a man in our life.
Ginny made us realize that te don't need a man in your life to live.

Bella was broken down when Edward left her.
Ginny fought for her family and Friends when Harry left her.

Bella always hurdles behind Edward when she had to face danger.
Ginny was nearly killed,but she did not back down.


Bella married just after she graduated out of school...
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This is just a draft. We've been working on it, but we want to see how te guys react to it so far. We both plan to explain each point further, but we want to know what else te guys want to see addressed.




Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a domanda a bit fa asking what bothers te about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.
(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if te haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, te probably shouldn’t read this)

First, we’ll address te...
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Alright, so here I am again in the articolo section. And with the strangest topic yet.

I'm extending an apology to youknowit101 for my numerous mild to severe transgressions of civility against him. I am also apologising for losing my temper yesterday and to be honest, I don't think the evening of December 12th 2010 on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot was very enjoyable.

Now, I am going to analyse this bloody debacle from start to current, and give te my opinions afterwards.
I first encountered cassie-1-2-3 when someone worshipping the Holy Potatoe as a running gag told me she had levied "blasphemy"...
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This articolo isn't mine, this is just an articolo I found on cracked.com (one of the best sites ever!). I agree with most of it, and on that note remember this is opion based, not fact. This is...*drumroll* if te don't hate Twilight already, why te SHOULD hate Twilight!

Click here to check out the article:
link

Enjoy, and no getting pissy (that's right I'm talking to te Twilight fan girls) if you're going to post, DON'T POST unless te write something I can understand. For example, THIS is something I can't understand:
omg liek edward iz liek sooo hawt an like sexxii an liek OMG umminess an u hateur iz liek tttly stoopid an homo an--
It's hurts too much to even finish the example! Anyway, again no haters and enjoy!
"Why compare Harry Potter and Twilight? Why would te compare such different things?" are two domande this spot has come across often. And to be honest, it irritates the living crap out of me when people ask this.
The media plays a role in things and this dibattito is no different. On the cover of Breaking Dawn there is a quote from USA Today saying "Move over Harry Potter".(Newsflash, we're not going anywhere) Now, don't tell me that doesn't anger you/ te wouldn't feel angry if te were a Harry Potter fan. "Stephanie Meyer is the new J.K.Rowling." It really pisses me off when people say this...
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posted by ilovereading
Like a lot of other Antis, I was at first a Twilight fan.

I got into Leggere when I was 8 years old. First real book I have read was Harry Potter. Since than, I have read loads of fiction - romance, science fiction, fantasy, historical novels...
I liked some of them and disleked others. With years, I learnd to tell why and found my preferiti - fantasy novels.

My friend heard of upcoming Twilight movie, so she decided to read it. She recomended the book to me, so I said: "Heck, why not, it sounds interesing." I borrowed it from school biblioteca and read it. I admit, I thought it was great, and I...
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New Moon Review

“…she [Stephanie Meyer] can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good…” ~ Stephen King

And frankly, I agree. Stephanie Meyer, autore of the Twilight series, has gotten her share of criticism, but also many undeserved raving fans. I’m going to take a closer look at her secondo book in this series, New Moon.
New Moon Is quite possibly the just all-around worst book in the series, and I will tell te why.

One, Edward leaves Bella, and she turns into a zombie-like wreck. She abandons all of her friends, instead focusing what little personality she has on hatred for Edward...
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ok pple tell me REALLY what u think
i'm a MAJOR harry potter fan and i read all the booksmore than 5 times in english and in french and watched all the movies... i swear like più than a HUNDRED times... exept one book ....
i was in Amore with HP 4 really long and the idea of it to end and the fact that Fred and più characters that i Amore will die KILLED ME!!! i Amore sirius SOOOOOOO much.. and Fred 2 and when dumbledore and sirius died i was DEVISTADED!!! i couldn't stop crying for a mese for both of them!!!!
and when the last book was published i bought it in both languages the first giorno (btw...
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To a Twilight vampire!
Bonnie Wright, the British actress who plays Ginny Weasley in the Harry Potter films, is set to tie the knot with her actor beau Jamie Campbell Bower (Cauis from New Moon).

The 19-year-old was spotted mostrare off her "glittering engagement ring" to fellow guests at a Gucci party last night, according to reports.

As well as playing a vampire in New Moon, 21-year-old Jamie will co-star with Bonnie as the wizard Gellert Grindelwald in the final Harry Potter film, Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows.

The couple met only a few months fa and Bonnie recently gushed in an interview, "We just really clicked straight away. He's a great guy, and we just enjoy spending time together... He's really lovely. Everything is going great."








FOR A secondo THERE I DIDDNT THINK IT WAS EVER POSSIBLE!