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posted by HecateA
So lately I've been thinking of the Cullens and how damn rich they are. And then I stop and go, wait a minute, how is that possible?

So I am going to compare the Cullen expenses and the average normal-people expenses in this chart.

Expense Normal People The Cullens

-Food X X*
-Clothing X X*
-Shelter X X
-Gas X X
-Inssurance X
-Electricity X X
-Running water X ?*
-Heating/cooling X
-School supplies X X
-Blood X
-At home
Medical supplies
and medicine X X*
-Private island X*
and its maintenance X
-Cottage o
campground, etc X
-Travel expenses X X*
-Cell phones X X
-Useless Twilight
merchandise X
-Lunch money X X
-Morning Starbucks
coffee X
-Cleaning supplies X X
-Gardening suppliesX X
-Building supplies
for renovation
o lost-
cottage
rebuilding X X
-Dental care!
(had to put it) X
-Counter fit
identification
papers X

The ones with the little stars are the ones that I can hear Twihards arguing at me about threw my monitor.

Cibo - Didn't they, like, feed 3 licantropi in Breaking Dawn? (only one ate, but they had the Cibo for 3). Then they tried to get Bella to eat, then Renesmeee. They also keep Cibo as a omaggio (makes so much sense since no humans ever come over). That gets bad and gets chucked (except in December, when all the carollers come along), so not only is it a huge waste, but it also means that they have to re-buy stuff regularly (but I suppose they keep it for a week o so past experation since it gets closed, but wouldn't the house start to stink? Add extra Febreze to their lista of expenses)

Clothing - So not only do they need to dress 7 vamps, but Alice is a shop-o-holic and Rosalie was used to the best her whole life, so no thrift-store stuff. And then they stuffed a huge room with stuff for Bella and Edward. We can pretty surely double the clothes $ for the Cullens.

Insurance - Since they don't get sick and can't die and are so perfect they don't have car accidents, I don't suppose they have any. Not on their house either, because what could happen that one of them couldn't fix? Plus if there's a fuoco they all die anyways, so...

Running water - Do they have running water? I assume they do as another "prop" and since Bella spends so much time there (unless another Mary-Sue power is super-bladders).

Heating/cooling -I'll spare them this one since they don't technically need it.

Blood - Did Carlisle get it free? I don't know, but I'm not going to re-read BD for that. If te know please tell in the comments!

At home medical supplies and medicine - I know some humans do need medical equipement in their homes, but for the average not that many. And the Cullens probably do keep advil o something (note, does advil work on vampires? What do te think?) as a omaggio o maybe they do need it (answer in comments, guys!). But either way, they probably spent a little più then the average family on medical stuff.

Private island - They paid FOR the island, they pay to KEEP the island to themselves, they pay to KEEP the island and house clean, they pay for the stuff INSIDE the house... più then owning a cottage, don,t te think?

Travel expenses - I don't know if its just me, but the Cullens seem to take-off for Italy più often then your average American family, eh? And if te plan on goign on vacation, usually there's a lot of saving involved. Oh yeah, also, Edward running around the globe in despair looking for my good friend Vicky in New Moon.

EXCUSES TWIHARDS MAY COME UP WITH...

1) "They've been saving for a long time"

Okay, but they've also been spending for a long time. They wouldn't have saved enough to be as immensily rich as S Meyer describes them as.

2) "Carlisle's a doctor!"

Yes, yes he is. But without any of the kids having as much as a part-time job, and Esme not working, it still doesn't cover the monthly budget 20 times.

Ooh, other thing: maybe he's still paying off university. And wouldn't he technically have to re-do it? New advances get made and sometimes te just need to get filled in on the new stuff. And I mean, his diploma would be from the 1800 o 1900 way before he was even "born", wouldn't that cause issues every time he changes jobs? Ooops, forgot, counter-fit diploma, right. But that can't be cheap and being as good-hearted as he is, Carlisle'll want to pay the guy for doing it, right?


And I can't come up with any other. If te have one, post in commenti and I'll add it with me argument.


Conclusion: After doing the math, I don't see how the Cullens can be so immensily, damn rich. Thanks for reading!
Dulce et Decorum Est (1917)
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Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had Lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod.Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had Lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod.
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Let's just get this straight before te go harping on my articolo because I'm a Twitard. Because I'm not. I'm just getting a little sick of Bella cigno being called "too perfect". She's perfect about to the extent that I am a Twilight fan. Which is to say, not at all.


OK, Let me tell te a story about a REAL Mary-Sue.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Anastasia B. Ana was in 6th grade, she was tiny for the age of ten (she skipped kindergarten), she was absolutely adorable, and she was in Gifted and 7th grade math. Boys all loved her, and she could crochet, knit, and she had perfect handwriting....
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