A/N: I just thought it would be an interesting subject, te know? And before te do anything, just to let te know, I FAIL at characterisation. So don't go all batshit on me if I get Hermione o anyone else wrong, 'kay?
Today, on the 17th of October, the court session for the famous "Meyer Case" was initiated. Stephenie Meyer, founder of Twilight, inc., the billion-dollar advertising company, was arrested on several charges, including: allegations of fraud charged da worldwide companies Feminism, inc., 3D pwns 2D, and Literature n Books; the murder of various brain cells; abuse and rape of thesarus, and assaulting the image of vampires. Meyer has so far denied these allegations, saying, "It's just a company! No need to get into it!"
We have talked to several people about Mrs. Meyer, mostly victims and those who stand for the victims. The first group we spoke to was a few employees from Feminism, Inc., Dr. Temperence Brennan, Ms. Hermione Granger, and Willow Rosenburg.
Interviewer: So, what would te say was your biggest problem with the person that Meyer set te up with to represent your company and its values?
Willow: te mean Bella Swan?
Hermione: Merlin, was she horrible.
Brennan: Anthropologically speaking, she should be likable, even popolare in the eyes of her peers. I mean, she is quite plain-looking, so as not to get others jealous. And she does obsess about males, like most girls her age. However, I find her to be... unpleasant. Her voice is an octave higher than the normal voice range, and she always trips all over the place.
W: Tell me about it. Last mese she knocked over my herbs and broke my orb of Thenusula. And one time, I saw her tripping and falling. On a completely flat, no bumpy surface. How can someone do that? She could be something unnatural. Like a rare demon in danger of extinction.
B: That is scientifically impossible. Demons and magic are just folklore to scare children o to explain a perfectly natrual phenomenon.
W: Hello, witch here?
H: I'm a witch too. o is the stick in my back pocket that could turn water into wine just a stick? Anyways, Bella, to put it bluntly, is an annoying prat. Even più annoying than Ron, and that is saying something. She is always complaining and going on about Edward.
W: Yeah, she was so hooked on him, it's not even funny. I used to joke about it, saying "Edward Who?" all the time.
H: She definitely DOES NOT represent Feminism. If there was a company called Whiners Worldwide, then she'd fit in.
B: Feminism, our company, is made up of independent, strong woman fighting for what they believe in. Ms. cigno has none of these factors.
Interviewer: Thank te for your time, ladies.
We sposta onto GemonkDruid, an expert on the matter of the brain cell massacre, as she was the guradian of some dead ones.
Interviewer: Many people have talked to te about the concern about losing your beloved brain cells. What consigli would te give a person on how to avoid the same situation happening to te and many others?
Gemonk: My solution: don't read Twilight. Avoid it like the plague. If te wanna find out about it, read the wikipedia page.
I: But what if they already started to read the series?
G: STOP Leggere it. Then go watch something educational, like Bones o Buffy the Vampire Slayer. At least their female characters kick ass!
Brennan and Willow: Thank you!
We successivo talked to Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. Spike and Angel, representing the image of vampires, who was assaulted da Meyer back in 2005.
Interviewer: What is your opinion on the attack to the image of vampires?
Spike: This Meyer bint started the attack five years ago, yeah? Which makes me wonder why the image of Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. hasn't fought back earlier. See, I would have played the bloody hero, save the day, blah blah blah. But I was in hell at the time, so...
Angel: Lorne once showed me these chatty rooms, which people talk about me, and they say things like, "Angel is a better stalker than Edward." Whoever Edward is.
Finally, we interviewed the founder of 3D pwns 2D, Jack Schitt.
Interviewer: What exactly is your company about, and why are te suing Stephenie Meyer?
Schitt: Our company, 3D pwns 2D, is not only about promoting 3D movies. It's also all about promoting 3D characters, realistic characters. Meyer hooked us up with a few potential representatives, the Cullens, some pseudo-werewolves called shapeshifters, and of course, her little pet employee Bella Swan. However, they were all... flat. Y'know? We just don't DIG flat.
And there te have it, folks. Meyer, in the light of her adoring fans. fan of her going to jail, that is.
Today, on the 17th of October, the court session for the famous "Meyer Case" was initiated. Stephenie Meyer, founder of Twilight, inc., the billion-dollar advertising company, was arrested on several charges, including: allegations of fraud charged da worldwide companies Feminism, inc., 3D pwns 2D, and Literature n Books; the murder of various brain cells; abuse and rape of thesarus, and assaulting the image of vampires. Meyer has so far denied these allegations, saying, "It's just a company! No need to get into it!"
We have talked to several people about Mrs. Meyer, mostly victims and those who stand for the victims. The first group we spoke to was a few employees from Feminism, Inc., Dr. Temperence Brennan, Ms. Hermione Granger, and Willow Rosenburg.
Interviewer: So, what would te say was your biggest problem with the person that Meyer set te up with to represent your company and its values?
Willow: te mean Bella Swan?
Hermione: Merlin, was she horrible.
Brennan: Anthropologically speaking, she should be likable, even popolare in the eyes of her peers. I mean, she is quite plain-looking, so as not to get others jealous. And she does obsess about males, like most girls her age. However, I find her to be... unpleasant. Her voice is an octave higher than the normal voice range, and she always trips all over the place.
W: Tell me about it. Last mese she knocked over my herbs and broke my orb of Thenusula. And one time, I saw her tripping and falling. On a completely flat, no bumpy surface. How can someone do that? She could be something unnatural. Like a rare demon in danger of extinction.
B: That is scientifically impossible. Demons and magic are just folklore to scare children o to explain a perfectly natrual phenomenon.
W: Hello, witch here?
H: I'm a witch too. o is the stick in my back pocket that could turn water into wine just a stick? Anyways, Bella, to put it bluntly, is an annoying prat. Even più annoying than Ron, and that is saying something. She is always complaining and going on about Edward.
W: Yeah, she was so hooked on him, it's not even funny. I used to joke about it, saying "Edward Who?" all the time.
H: She definitely DOES NOT represent Feminism. If there was a company called Whiners Worldwide, then she'd fit in.
B: Feminism, our company, is made up of independent, strong woman fighting for what they believe in. Ms. cigno has none of these factors.
Interviewer: Thank te for your time, ladies.
We sposta onto GemonkDruid, an expert on the matter of the brain cell massacre, as she was the guradian of some dead ones.
Interviewer: Many people have talked to te about the concern about losing your beloved brain cells. What consigli would te give a person on how to avoid the same situation happening to te and many others?
Gemonk: My solution: don't read Twilight. Avoid it like the plague. If te wanna find out about it, read the wikipedia page.
I: But what if they already started to read the series?
G: STOP Leggere it. Then go watch something educational, like Bones o Buffy the Vampire Slayer. At least their female characters kick ass!
Brennan and Willow: Thank you!
We successivo talked to Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. Spike and Angel, representing the image of vampires, who was assaulted da Meyer back in 2005.
Interviewer: What is your opinion on the attack to the image of vampires?
Spike: This Meyer bint started the attack five years ago, yeah? Which makes me wonder why the image of Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. hasn't fought back earlier. See, I would have played the bloody hero, save the day, blah blah blah. But I was in hell at the time, so...
Angel: Lorne once showed me these chatty rooms, which people talk about me, and they say things like, "Angel is a better stalker than Edward." Whoever Edward is.
Finally, we interviewed the founder of 3D pwns 2D, Jack Schitt.
Interviewer: What exactly is your company about, and why are te suing Stephenie Meyer?
Schitt: Our company, 3D pwns 2D, is not only about promoting 3D movies. It's also all about promoting 3D characters, realistic characters. Meyer hooked us up with a few potential representatives, the Cullens, some pseudo-werewolves called shapeshifters, and of course, her little pet employee Bella Swan. However, they were all... flat. Y'know? We just don't DIG flat.
And there te have it, folks. Meyer, in the light of her adoring fans. fan of her going to jail, that is.
Okay guys, I know everyone's got their own opinion and not everyone has the RIGHT opinion, but as a Twilight fan, can one of te Potter fan explain what te guys see in Harry Potter? Honestly, I haven't read all the books, but I've seen all the Film and they just don't make any sense. And another thing, the plot is bland and there's no real depth to it, like in Twilight. Harry Potter, also has no Amore in it, which makes for a boring story. Anyways, I just wanted to know what te crazies see in those libri and stuff...
Okay...
See ya :D
Mariella
xxx
Okay...
See ya :D
Mariella
xxx
1. its just all thrown together and the Film leave out way to much.
2. it has no meaning just a girl falls in Amore then is a vampire the end.
3. is just plain stupid.simple as that
4. theres nothing to figure out. its to predictable.
5. it dosent have enough back story which goes back to # 1
6.and stephine myer wants to keep all the good players while j.k. isnt afraid to for the sake of the book
7.why doesnt she mentention why bellas parent got seperated which geos back to #4
8. it has no plot
9. the problem is the same all the way throughout the sires as h.p. faces many problems.
10.its down right boring hmm lets read the same boring thing over and over! yea! NOT!
TEN REASONS TWILIGHT IS HORRIBLE!!!!
2. it has no meaning just a girl falls in Amore then is a vampire the end.
3. is just plain stupid.simple as that
4. theres nothing to figure out. its to predictable.
5. it dosent have enough back story which goes back to # 1
6.and stephine myer wants to keep all the good players while j.k. isnt afraid to for the sake of the book
7.why doesnt she mentention why bellas parent got seperated which geos back to #4
8. it has no plot
9. the problem is the same all the way throughout the sires as h.p. faces many problems.
10.its down right boring hmm lets read the same boring thing over and over! yea! NOT!
TEN REASONS TWILIGHT IS HORRIBLE!!!!
"This baciare between Hermione and Ron is highly anticipated, it's been building up for eight films now. And Harry Potter is not Twilight, te know; we're not selling sex." - Emma Watson
If te think Emma Watson is stupid for quoting this, te are outta your mind. te think Twilight's not selling sex? Irony. Irony how some twi-hards reason out "BECAUSE EDWARD CULLEN IS SO SEXY!!!" if asked why Twilight is better than Harry Potter.
For me, Twilight is just popolare 'cause it has sex appeal. Wait for several years, no one will be talking about Twilight anymore.. Harry Potter won't be talked about that much but it will never be forgotten.In my case, I know Harry Potter will be a future classic.
Twilight fan go ahead and attack me, whenever you're ready.
If te think Emma Watson is stupid for quoting this, te are outta your mind. te think Twilight's not selling sex? Irony. Irony how some twi-hards reason out "BECAUSE EDWARD CULLEN IS SO SEXY!!!" if asked why Twilight is better than Harry Potter.
For me, Twilight is just popolare 'cause it has sex appeal. Wait for several years, no one will be talking about Twilight anymore.. Harry Potter won't be talked about that much but it will never be forgotten.In my case, I know Harry Potter will be a future classic.
Twilight fan go ahead and attack me, whenever you're ready.