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When me and my friend Fiona were in the sixth grade, we decided to write a fanfiction about the Twilight characters going to Hogwarts. (We were both major Twilight fan then.) I wasn't the best writer in those days, so the beginning of the fanfic isn't great, but it gets better as we go along.
You'll notice that our seprate entries can get a bit confusing at times, and that's because we were Scrivere da e-mail because she lives six hours away from me, and we were just making it up as we went along. Fiona is Scrivere about the character Peace, and I am using the character that I use for EVERYTHING, Emily. Anywho, hope te enjoy!

Dear diary,
Why do the bad things always happen to me? Let’s review the giorno shall we? In three hours I went from happy to hated. Right now I am in the Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry but – I'm getting ahead of myself. I should explain what happened first.
    “Come in” Kyle said. Kyle was a scrawny 12 anno old boy-same age as me- with honey blond hair and he usually wore a scientist’s coat. He was in his “office” A.K.A. mad scientist lab. (But don't tell him I detto that) “Yo Kyle here is the stack of libri that I DO want te to put me in and here is the stack of libri I DON'T want te to put me in. I am repeating this slowly so that te understand” I set the libri down in different piles. I was like that. Sarcastic and smart mouthy. I am a 12 anno old girl with straight copper hair and green eyes. “Ugh” Kyle detto “why do te always talk to me like that? I'm tired of it!” “Ok OK ill stop” I started backing up. “EMILY NO!” Kyle detto I stopped. “What?” “Oh whew I thought te were going to back up into the GO button”
“What GO button? Whoa!” I detto as I fell. “Ow!” I had backed up into something. Hard. “Yeih!” Kyle exclaimed. “That button.”
“Wait huh? Oh no not again” I detto as I began disappearing. “Wait a minuto aren't I supposed to be going into the libri I do want? Oh yeah! Well then I have nothing to worry about except for I put the libri on the wrong place didn't I?”
“Yup”
“Oh crap” I detto as I went into the libri I REALLY did not want to go in.
    So, diary that’s pretty much where we are now

Emily



Dear Diary,

I am having the best giorno ever. We accidentally combined 2 libri and got sucked into them. Now I am a 12 anno old witch going to Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry. I am soooooooooooooooo exited. We are going to go to the school tomorrow. When we went to get supplies I saw this realllllllly cute boy. He’s a wizard. He says Slithirin is the best house. That’s the one I wanted to be in. Wait isn't this all a book. Didn’t Emily say not to mess with it? But the wizard guy is soooooooooooooooo cute. Did I ever read this book... yeah, I did....... OMG I HAVE A CRUSH ON DRACO MALFOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We could be death eaters together. I always thought harry was dumb. Who has a name like that, Harry Potter? Maybe he’s a Potter, like the people who make pottery. Maybe he’s a harry potter. Well whatev. I’m going to stop Scrivere now.... yep...... stopping. Bye now

~Peace out

Oh I 4got I <3 DRACO MALFOY



Dear journal,
Why?" why? Why? I never saw anything like it. Ron, sure. Harry, sure but noooooooo peace is hitting on big-mouth boy! I mean Harry's cute and I've had a crush on him since I was like 8 but I would never actually DO anything about it. Besides maybe kill Ginny in her sleep-but Malfoy? Oh and to superiore, in alto it off, the characters in twilight have apparently followed us here! Grrrrrrrrrrrr we got the sorting hat today. Figures. I'm in Gryffindor. Oh but here’s the creepy part: peace. Is. in. Slithirin. Even creepier: SHES HAPPY ABOUT IT! I swear that girl will be a death eater da the end of our journey through the seven libri if I don't do something about it QUICK!!!!!
Emily




Dear what-ever-you-are-i-really-dont-care,
Hogwarts express: realllllllllllllllllly good I sat successivo to Draco. And he talked to me. When we were getting off I tripped and he helped me up. I was soooooooooooooooo close to him. He smelled good. Like blood. Not that I like blood. But it smelled good. Well not blood più like wood chips. New wood chips.....

Feast: well I got sorted into slytherin. SLYTHERIN!!!!!!!!! I know!!!!!!! I am Scrivere under the table. And the Cibo is Soooo good. Draco has been talking to me this whole time. He even passed me sausages. And boy were they good. I think he likes me back. Did I mention how cute he is? Well he is REALLY cute.

Slytherin common room: OH MY GOD NO JOKE!!!!!!!! DRACO KISSED ME IM NOT KIDDING!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! HE KISSED ME!!!!!!!!!!! ON THE LIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BET EMILY IS SOOOOOOO JELOUS!!!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL HER!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD... WHY AM I STILL Scrivere THE CUTEST BOY ON EARTH KISSED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Peace Malfoy<3





Dear diary,
Ok. It’s official. Peace has gone completely mad. Draco Malfoy kissed her. I wonder if she is still mad for shoving soap in her mouth after she told me. Me and Hermione have been getting along great. And if I know my libri we will be going to find the sorcerers stone tomorrow. Weeeeeee. Waaaaaaaaaaa. Harry's hot. But I wouldn't go crushing on him like some back stabbers I know. Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to go toilet paper the slytherin common room (I beat the password out of Crabbe)

Emily



Dear whoever’s-reading-this,
Ok I won’t lie. Me and Draco have been making out every secondo we are together. He’s such a good kisser. Emily keeps glaring at me, and she’s slapped me several times. The first time I told her she put soap in my mouth. It tasted good. It tasted a lot like Draco’s lips. Wow I Amore Draco. It all seems like a dream. OH I have to go make out with Draco. Be right back.

BACK. I can’t even describe it. Making out with Draco. I Amore him. I wonder how long I’ve been here at Hogwarts.

I just asked Draco he says 6 weeks. I just made out with him again. Anyways.....Nothing else much to say. I don’t do much anymore do some magic, some making out, ext... ext....

~Peace Malfoy









Dear journal-diary-thingy,
Kill me. Just kill me. No matter what I did she just keeps making out with big-mouth boy. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! Any way we are going to have to go in the forbidden forest now. Catch te later.

Emily






Dear whatever-you-are,
Yes this is the same giorno of my last entry. But,
I.am.mad.at.emily. she toilet papered the common room wail we were asleep. o at least she thought we were. Me and Draco were making out on a divano and it was facing away from the door. Emily didn't see us. But when she walked around and saw us well. Draco and me tied her up and dragged her to professor snape. Snape took her to Dumbledore. AND GUESS WHAT? Emily Lost 100 points for Gryffindor (YES!!!!). I was crying from happiness. Draco thought I was sad so he made out with me to make me feel better. Me and Draco got 10 points each. OH YEAH and another girl named Alice, raven claw, has a crush on Draco. AND she has a boyfriend. What kind of lousy girl does that? Oh and there is this girl named Rosalie? She’s in slytherin too. She always fallows me around. She does whatever I tell her to do. The only bad thing about her is that she has been making out with a hufflepuff boy. HUFFLEPUFF. His name is Emmett. What kind of a name is that? And they are these other two boys Edward and cedric. They look identical, like twins. But they aren’t even related. oh if whoever reads this is wondering how I’m doing in school well; I’ve been copying Draco’s homework(he copied Crabbe’s who copied goyles who coped Rosalie who ha rubato, stola it from someone), I’ve been doing great in all classes. Me and Draco are professor snape's favorites.
I’ve also secretly dato this message to Emily:
Emily,
As te know I have been making out with Draco a lot lately. I know how te can be with Harry. Send me back a message soon. Oh and if te get harry te have to do something for me, kill alice. ~Peace
Emily hasn't sent me anything back yet. So yeah....
~Peace Malfoy (well SHOULD be Malfoy)







Dear WHY?!!!!!! WHY?!!!!!! WHY?!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Peace has Lost her mind as much as Alice did! (But don’t tell her I detto that) me and Edward HATE Malfoy and will beat him up momentarily. This will be GREAT!!! BWA HA HA HA!!!!! Oh wait but peace will kill me. Shoot. Oh! I know! I’ll mostra her harry potter 4 and 5! THAT will get her to hate Draco. Hopefully. Oh who am I kidding this will never work! But hey, worth a shot.

Emily




Dear uh-what-are-you-again,
Emily hasn't wrote back. OH and good news I remembered what happens in this book. I have told Draco before the 'e-club'(Emily, Harry, Hermione, and Ron) sneaks out. We are going to invade the Gryffindor common room and destroy everything. And even better; I ha rubato, stola the invisibility mantello from headmaster dumb-door (what kind of a name is that?). We are sneaking in tonight. Tonight is also the night Hagrid takes them into the forest for a punishment.


BAD NEWS. Draco went after them and got caught with them. I am going alone to the Gryffindor common room. Draco gave me a good luck kiss. Now I am off to destroy their common room.

~Peace


Draco
4

ever






Must-kill-peace-

Oh sorry I guess I’m just a little spaced out from tonight. Harry asked if he could write tonight’s summary. p.s. I think peace has Lost her memory of her past. Again. Making a note to self of talking to Alice about cures for this. I forgave peace for tying me up like that. Heck, I think all my Friends have tied me up at some point o an other. Heck Becky even tried to kill me once! (Not on purpose)

Emily detto I could write the summary for tonight so here it is. We were walking through the forest with Hagrid Emily, some of Emily's friends, ron, Hermione, and Malfoy when suddenly Hagrid says "lets diviso, spalato up we have to find who has been drinking unicorn blood.” and Emily kind of looked confused, then angry. Her Friends all looked around at each other. There’s one of her friends.......Hmmmmm.......that Edward boy, he looks familiar. Hmmm......well we found the person-ish that's been drinking the unicorn blood. Emily attacked it and was flown against a albero and was held there until the horse dude saved her.

Emily & Harry







Dear Peace's Diary,
This is Draco Malfoy writing. Peace broke her left arm so she can no longer write. As te can probably tell she is left handed. I am Scrivere a summery of our day.
We had potions with Professor Snape. Potter Lost 10 points for Gryffindor because he is so dumb. Granger Lost 2 points. The-Weasle-King Lost 4 points. The-Emily-girl Lost 22. I, Draco Malfoy, gained 9 points for Slytherin. Peace gained 13 points, lucky her!

Later Peace, Crabbe, Goyles, and I were walking outside. We passed da Hagrid’s Hut and The-Emily-Girl thought we were fallowing them and attacked Peace, which is how Peace broke her arm.

~Draco Malfoy

Oh, wow....... I just read several of the first pages of Peace's Diary. W-O-W







Dear OH CRAP!
Okay I messed up big time I um might have accidentally broke peace's arm. In my defense I thought they were following us! I was telling them about the Edward-Cedric mix up and the last thing I wanted was big mouth boy and his Friends to hear. So I kind of jumped on her. Oops. Oh, and um harry is recitazione really weird. Like he crushes on be back! UH_OH! NOT good! This could totally mess things up with harry and Ginny! Only a Amore potion could have done this! I swear when I get my hands on peace she will have to write with her feet. Oh and I saw Draco Malfoy Scrivere in peace's diary for her. I have to get my hands on that diary! SORCERERS STONE COUNTDOWN: 2 WEEKS!

Emily
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posted by hpotterforever7
Ok, well I'm going to be perfectly respectful in this articolo because I don't want to make anyone mad, I just want to make a point. If te agree o disagree with it, that's up to you. Please don't be rude inthe commento section, and give reasons for opinions. Thanks!

Now I can start. May I just start da saying that I am on the Harry Potter side (with all due respect to Twilight fans)

I've noticed that one of the things Twilight fan say is that Bella is a più relatable character than Harry. I think that that is a good point because technically, te can be a normal teenager who goes to school...
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posted by LavenderBrown
Some people (not necessarily Americans) have admitted having trouble with the British words in Harry Potter. To solve this problem, I give you...An Americans Guide to British words!

1) Prat
Someone who is described as being dumb o self centered. Usually acts against logic.
e.x. Jeez, Roldolfo is such a prat!

2) Git
Basically, a jerk. Shallow and/or childish.
e.x. Look at that git, strutting around like he owns the place!

3) Err...
The British equivalent of umm...
e.x. "Errr.... is it 42?"

4) Barmy
Insane/Crazy.
e.x. That old mans gone barmy!

5.) Blast
Equivalent to "Dang!"
e.x. Blast! Some git's taken...
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posted by SpeedyGonzalez
I Speedy Gonzalez did not write this I merely copied and pasted it. The original may be found link.

I got Breaking Dawn on the giorno that it came out and was hoping that Meyer would somehow redeem the steadily deteriorating quality of the Twilight series. What a huge disappointment. I was even più disappointed when I found out how Meyer was responding to the criticism towards it. Then I discovered that she was Scrivere Midnight Sun. I looked inoltrare, avanti to that because, even though all of the libri suck, they are a guilty pleasure and Twilight was the best of all of them. Then she stopped writing...
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posted by lilcherrywine
Dear friends,
This is my first attempt at Scrivere a creative article. I've attempted the Facebook page of HP, and hope te like it. Sorry for the lame humor, it's my very first time. Thanks for reading, and please drop in your comments, because I need your opinion. Thanks again.


HP’S fb page


HARRY POTTER

Went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Lives in London.
Knows English, Parseltongue
From Godric’s Hollow
Born on July 31, 1880




Cho Chang: Harry, I had a trip with dad and mom to Forks last week and I spotted Cedric there. Yes, Harry, I saw him. I don’t know what’s happening, I mean,...
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Now to anyone of the teensy-beensy minority that has never heard of Twilight's male protagonist, Edward Cullen, he supposedly a vampire that falls in deep "love" with a human girl named Bella.

Now I must object to this descrizione of the Edward and Bella (Edella o Bedward, lol). While the relationship is described as being true love, I personally think that the relationship is any BUT deep, true love. It is, in my, along with many other fanpoppers, opinion that this relationship is extraordinarily unhealthy and codependent, and that Edward's supposed "love" is obsessive love.

Obsessive love:...
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posted by PotterLambert93
Today, I read a post from "youknowit101" on "1000 Reason why Twilight is better than harry Potter", and it completley gave me secondo thoughts about this whole thing between the rival series. According to this guy, he is very ashamed at the HP fan for attacking the Twilight fan and how immature they are, and to be honest, I now couldn't agree more. He's right, HP fans, we are the immature ones, not the Twilighters. We Potterheads are taking HP for granted and using it to rub it in other people's faces.

Now I see why Twilight fan barley respond to the debates and articles, and it's because...
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posted by sy-sy
why deos twilight annoy me? because when twilight came out everyone 4 got hp then the new hp movie came out and they loved hp again thgen twilight movie came out people just cant make up their minds well i can ive seen all the hp movie so far and twilight and even though hp leave s out some stuff its still TEN times better twilight is annoying becuz they think they can come in and steal the whole mostra that why oppion of a hpfan gcsfdsjhvcdshvcwrivhrweuvghbersvksfdhvsklvhjsdfvklsdfvb dfc bvhdx jkhdfvoperfcujrehvcjfdvhhhjukdsxhcdsjcv
Okay, so a lot of people have been asking that I put più dibattito stuff and reasons why I think Twilight is better. Now that we're all Friends and don't hate eachother anymore, I hope we can all have a reasonable debate.

But before I start, I want to say that I don't compleatley hate Harry Potter anymore. I saw the Deathly Hallows today, my friend is somewhat of a fan, and wanted to see it. I reluctaintly went with her, and it actually wasn't that bad. te see, I read the first-fourth Harry Potter books, and read most of the seventh. The Deathly Hallows movie was much better than the book in...
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Hello everyone!

I'm planning on Scrivere a letter to Stephenie Meyer regarding the Twilight series. I wanted to address all the points many people do not like in the series. The letter is going to be friendly and straight-forward. I wanted to hear what everyone would want me to include. These are a few of the topics I am going to be including:

- Anti-feminism
- Abusive relationship
- Unhealthy obsession
- Lust does not equal Amore
- Bella is horribly rude to her Friends (not valued friendships)

These are just a few. Please add anything and if there is something specific you'd like me to add.

I'll be working on this letter and posting on Sunday on Fanpop, so I can add anything else and have your approval and then I will send it to her.
I understand that Seth probably won't let it get to her, but it's worth a shot and I will post his reply (assuming he does reply.)

Thank you! :)
posted by Kassaremidylynn
I wrote this a while fa for my English class. We had to write about something we felt strongly about, and I feel very strongly about this, so...

Many people think that I would be an avid Twilight lover and a hater of the Harry Potter libri after their first impression. What they see may seem to point to that: I’m a fifteen anno old girl who devours books, is a self-proclaimed hopeless romantic, loves all things vampire related, and I wear a ton of black. In reality, this couldn’t be far from the truth. It is actually the complete opposite. I absolutely despise anything Twilight related...
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posted by GemonkDruid
A/N: I just thought it would be an interesting subject, te know? And before te do anything, just to let te know, I FAIL at characterisation. So don't go all batshit on me if I get Hermione o anyone else wrong, 'kay?

Today, on the 17th of October, the court session for the famous "Meyer Case" was initiated. Stephenie Meyer, founder of Twilight, inc., the billion-dollar advertising company, was arrested on several charges, including: allegations of fraud charged da worldwide companies Feminism, inc., 3D pwns 2D, and Literature n Books; the murder of various brain cells; abuse and rape of thesarus,...
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posted by emilykuru
Fanfiction:

edward-bella vs harry-ginny

Edward and bella go to a railway station during one rainy giorno in london. They meet harry and ginny there,

( bella is not changed into a vampire yet )

Edward: bella love, close your eyes please!

Bella: why edward?

(thinks to himself)

Edward : just yesterday I had promised her that she was the prettiest one I have ever seen, but here here is ginny who looks so pretty.
And bella should better stay away from harry, o she will ditch me like jake..

( meanwhile harry is using legilimence when edward is busy thinking )

Harry: well, why am I going to eye a crackpot...
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There once was this girl named Bri, who had a best friend (for this article, we'll call her Z). Bri and Z had identical taste in books. So, when Z gave Bri Twilight for Natale and told her how “great” it was and kept going on and on. She tried to convince Bri that it was better than Harry Potter (the book Bri had been obsessed with since she was nine) but Bri didn't believe that at all. Still, if Z liked it, then Bri knew she would like it. She had no hesitation when she cracked the binding. She was hooked.

Now, this was before Twilight grew to be psychotically massive, so when Bri came...
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It's pretty obvious from just my username that I am a 'Twilighter',but I will try not to be biast in this article. So, lets compare the two...

Which made più money?

♥ The movie 'Twilight' made $69,637,740 in the USA and £2,508,422 in the UK, in its opening weekend. 'Harry Potter and the sorcerers stone/philosphers stone' made $90,294,621 in the USA and £16,335,627 in the UK, in its opening weekend.

♥ 'New Moon' in its opening weekend made $142,839,137 in the USA and £11,683,158 in the UK, whereas 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of secrets' made $88,357,488 in the USA and £18,871,829 in...
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I have researched the following and well, I am not really surprised about the results. But I still ask some questions.

Why is Twilight più "popular" when HP sold più than 400 million while Twilight only sold 53 million? Also, Twilight is just 45% in the pomodoro meter while HP is 83% in the pomodoro meter? Third, Twilight sold about $191,449,475 while HP sold about $283,879,025? Another is Twilight is never shown in Kid's almanacs (the World and Time yearly almanacs) while HP is seen may times over. Twilight fans, don't te see, HP is better even of te turn the world upside down o inside out!...
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