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posted by bamagirl5899
okay can u people ot yell at me this time please.


may pov

at looked at my phone it was 3' o clock then i got a text. (wat up girl u coming 2 the paint ball war girles agnst boys u know whos going to win whith u on their team) Sue texted me. ( srry cnt gt a friend problem well nt really a problm bt im not allowed over at te cullen house )( what happned) (Bella went bezerk she actually threw something at me)


( }: she's just jeolous you'll take edward frm her)

(okay thats just funny i dont like him ok )

(watevr u sy bt r we going to play bsebll tomarow)

(no nt in the mood i might mov to italy o go to a school in britan tomarow)

( ohh with out me hw culd u)

( easy get on a plane o a train)

( lol not bt i gota go ttyl)

( yeah ttyl)i texted her. hmm mabye i shouldnt go.Ehh im going shell get over it i thought.

[ ten minuti later]

"Their u are May." I looked up at Alice "Come on stay at the house until tomarrow bella wont kill te and if she tries ill help te kill her." she said. "Fine got nothing ealse better to do." i said. Alice must've ran here because we took my car back to her house.

[at the cullen house]

"Hay May returns i was hoping for a fight." Emmet said. I wanted to slap him but then their would be a fight. Bella gave me another icy stare. Wat will she throw this time. I thought. "Nothing." Edward said. I walked upstairs to the third floor to where my old room was and sat down at the old desk.I ran my hand against the scrivania, reception until I found the secret comartment. I opened the compartment and took out the old foto album from all the old times me and Alice had. I never relized how long fa it was since i was human but I had well part of a family now.
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posted by KateKicksAss
I found these online, and thought they were kinda funny, :)
Credit: wiki answers, wattpad.com, b l o g s p o t.com


How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse!

Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as o più beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror!

How do te stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell "fetch"!

How do te irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

Why...
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posted by I_Hate_Twilight
Now that I have enough free time, I researched a bit and noticed that Twifans has some tics and mannerisms while writing.

I'm not just good, because the first thought was that I noticed the keyboard problem. But then I saw that it was too frequent, several problems with keyboards on many different people.

SO WHY WRITE: ZE becoz FANNS TAWLK Diz lyk !!!!!
There is already some Twilight-English dictionary? It is normal that no one writes like that. What is interest? Look like they're talking to snakes ...
Who invented it?

WRITE WITH CAPITAL LETTERS!! WHAT IS THE INTEREST? ARE A SCREAM WITH SOMEONE??...
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