Harry Potter vs Twilight Article: Why Harry Potter is waaaaaaaay better than Twilight.

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Why Harry Potter is waaaaaaaay better than Twilight.

posted by RavenclawRocks

OK, there are millions of people who write thest kind of articles, but please try and control your patience, and read this.

The Love
Harry Potter has love. Not lust.
Hermione didn't stare and Ron and say "OMG he is soooo hot, I am in love" no, Hermione and Ron started of as hating each other. Halfway through their first anno they became friends. In HBP and DH they both started getting feelings for each other. They Amore each other for who they are. That is real love. Twilight on the other hand has no real love. Bella and Edward fall in Amore with each other, they kiss, Bella gets pregnant. ALL THIS IS BECAUSE EDWARD IS HOT! That is not love.

The Anti-Femist
In Harry Potter girls have lifes. They don't depend on their hot boyfriends to live. Take Ginny. When Harry left her in DH she didn't go into depressed zombie mode for four months unlike some people I could mention *cough Bella cigno cough*

But now we are on Twilight, let me explain. Bella is happy enough to do her father's house-work and she ALWAYS needs to have a hot boy with her. And how about the fact female Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. cannot have kids, but male Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. can if they mate with a human. That is toatally sexist!

Now the authours.

Jo has written ten libri for her fans, she could of stopped after DH but she wanted to continue with BTB and FBAWTFT and QTTA.
SMeyer of the other hand stopped Scrivere Midnight Sun when it got leaked on to the internet. Wow doesn't she care about her fans!

Also Harry Potter is aimed to everyone boy o girl any age. (As for the "Christians hate Harry Potter" that is just stupid. I am Christian and I am the biggest Harry Potter fan I know) There are HP clothes, robes and a theme park! (Beat that Edward Cullen)

Twilight is mostly aimed at girls 11-17 and maybe a few boys, who don't have a clue about good reading. Also most people get bored of Twilight after a while. It took me a week.

Well that's it for my little rant. Sorry if anybody is offended. This is my opioin.

Good-bye have a nice giorno and remember, never tickle a sleeping dragon.

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alexthedog Good article!

HaleyDewit love it!

youknowit101 There's real love in Twilight. Bella was the only dependant female in Twilight. It's not fair to compare one dependant Twilight character to every felmale HP character. It's not sexist that only male vampires can make babies, it's biology. Even human women can't have babies whenever they want. it has to be a certain time of the month. A man can produce sperm whenever because men don't work on cycles. if it's sexist in Twilight, then your Almighty Creator is sexist too. Don't assume that all people who like Twilight know nothing about literature. Twilight is too mature for 11 year olds. I don't think Smeyer mentioned a specific age demographic

youknowit101 Nobody said all Christians hate HP like how all Jewish people don't hate it or all short people don't hate it

RavenclawRocks Youknowit101, the other day I came across this really stupid article on how "evil" Harry Potter is for for Christians. I put that line in to show oothers how untrue that is. Good for you if you don't believe it. About Bella being the only dependable female in Twilight, one of these girls that AREN'T the main charecter is fine (eg Lavender Brown) but because Bella is the main charecter, this makes the story extreamly boring. About male vamps becoming Dads when female vamps can't become Mums...what about if Alice wanted to become a Mum? That would be extreamly unfair to her.

youknowit101 what if a menopausal woman wants to become a mother? what if a woman with ovarian cancer wants to be a mother? Life isn't fair, even for women. Your Almighty Creator must still be an anti-feminist A main character isn't supposed to be perfect, right? Did that article say all Chrstians think it's evil, or that they did? you can't say whoever wrote it doesn't have the right to feel that way if it's a religious belief.

GoldnSnitch_96 At the end of the day, ask yourself this. Who would u rather as a friend? The cold and stalkerish Edward, or the brave, cunning Harry Potter? Who would you rather as a GF? The smart and talanted Hermione? Or the stupid stale Bella? hmmmm?

youknowit101 I'd get with Bella any day. Ed's a pretty cool guy, but Jake seems like he has more fun.

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Secret! I don't think so.

posted by DivyaHarry

The Cullens are weird. Not in a vampiric sense but in common sense. They are trying to stay camouflaged but they keep failing. Lets review, shall we?

1. They go to high school over and over again. They try to blend in with the other non-sparkly, non-Adonis(y), non-vampiry and nonsensical humans. Aside from this, they pout in the cafeteria during lunch hour. Why? They could just eat their lunch elsewhere. They don't eat, so it's unlikely that no one has noticed them not eating.

2. High school is a crowded place. People keep bumping into each other at some point. Let's say the Cullens are very...

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Just to clear things up - Calling all Twilight fan

posted by RedWeasley

I see a lot of Twiight fan arguing the same points over and over again, and frankly, they have no idea what they're talkinng about.

First I'd like to point out:

Some Twilight fan are saying that they are confused with Harry Potter because they haven't read the libri and the Film don't explain clearly enough. Well, guess what, that does not make Twilight better than Harry Potter, it is not out fault te haven't read Harry Potter. When we argue Harry Potter vs. Twilight I was under the impression that we were including both libri and movies, not just the movies. So the fact that your confused...

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te know you're obsessed with Bellatrix Lestrange when...........

posted by KateKicksAss

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, te know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. te throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. te wear at least some black every day.

3. te rip your clothes on purpose.

4. te call people te don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. te yell "CRUCIO!" at people when te get mad.

6. te carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" o an "L", te accidentally type out a Bellatrix o a Lestrange instead.

9. te think her birthday should...

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So the Twilight fan came up and said.......

posted by KateKicksAss

I found this online. It's a real conversation a bookstore employee apparently had with a Twilight fan. It didn't happen to me. I found it funny, thought te guys might too.

(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do te guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have te read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t te just Amore them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are te f***ing serious?! These are the best libri ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite te and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”

Muggles vs. Non-vampires

posted by ilovereading

I was thinking about difference in Harry Potter and Twilight background and this is what I concluded. Enjoy!

Knowledge of magical beings not soo very far from their backyards
Harry Potter: As I can get from HP libri and The Tales of Beedle the Bard, wizarding world was known to Muggles, but because of witch hunt and victims of it in both sides, wizard decided to go underground and not to be commonly know to people. They don`t use spells in front of Muggles and if sombody does manage to discover their secret, they erase their memory.
However, there are exeptions. Families of Mugle-borns ofcourse...