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okay dont leave bad commenti if u dont like this ok i am having a bad day.

May pov

I was almost out the door when Alice said,"Do te want to go hunting?" I turned around to look at my best friend who knows how long it was fa when she saved me from dying in that carwreck it still brought back bad memories and also good ones that was the giorno I became a vamp. "Sure Alice. Does anyone ealse want to come?" I said. A little girl well a girl younger than me ran up and detto "I do please take me, oh and I'm rennesme."she said. then Bella ran up and grabed her arm and she detto "No u cannot go with her."...

Let's set the scene before this begins shall we? A girl, we'll call her Ven, is walking home from school and gets a call from her friend. Ven and detto friend have not spoken in a while so they start to ask what the other has been up to. They eventually get into the subject of libri they've read. And that's where this little story starts.


So Ven's friend asks her what her favortie book is. "Oh, that's an easy one." she replies. "Harry Potter of course." her friend laughs and says, "Of course. Well, my preferito book series is Twilight."


Ven, having never even heard of the books, makes a confused...

Well,here's my first attempt to a short story :)

“Hey! Stop him! He’s stealing!!!!” the owner shouted. Ron ran as fast as he could, but he didn’t get far. Only a few yards from the negozio he collapsed to a large person and fell on the ground. The ring fell successivo to him and the man understood what was going on. He picked Ron and the ring off the floor and dragged him back to the jewelry shop. “I think this boy has something that’s yours” the man detto looking at the negozio owner and he gave back the ring. “Thanks” the owner accepted in relief.
“What’s going on?” a familiar...

This articolo was NOT written da me. I found this somewhere else as a commento and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don't give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight fan will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are...

I'll tell te my story. I Amore Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one giorno my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take recitazione lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the libri and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that detto 'Move over Harry Potter'. I Lost my remaining...

I've been seeing this domanda a lot lately. Twilight fan don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this articolo in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No più than a month. But Bella...

Okay. I know what te are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight articolo but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me lista the reasons why children, teens and adults can Amore Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start Scrivere about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the titolo to errors.

My apologise to Twilight fan if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the libri like twice this mese and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole lista on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction libri to be scientifically accurate. But if te plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that te arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and te will Amore it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to te that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe te didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. o maybe te didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But te get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Friends - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was Leggere a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an mela, apple on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my Scrivere folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with te guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella da Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until te agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn te into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told te I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, te crazy witch
Now it's raining più than ever
But we’re...