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First of all, this is MY opinion. If te don't agree, that's fine. If te do, well great! So here I go.

Bella is a shallow bitch. Why? Well, Edward looks at Bella and thinks "she smells nice" Bella looks at Edward and thinks "OMG He's so hot!" So they're in love. Sorry, I mean they are in lust. It's not love! It's just they enjoy being in love. Bella would data Santa Clause if he was hot!
And then there's the fact when Edward leaves Bella, she goes straight for Jacob who is the secondo hottest guy in town after moping for four fricken months! I mean moping for 4 weeks is ok. But 4 months...
And...

Credit for the first 11 goes to mugglenet.com

11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...


1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter libri in a Twilight dust jacket.

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight Film got him after the Harry Potter Film were finished with him.

3. lista other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...

4. State that te think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.

5. "Accidentally"...

Hello, everyone. It's me, teamsalvatore. (Salvy)

So this club is Potter vs. Twilight, Rowling vs. Meyer, Wizards vs. Vampires. I, personally, my opinion, think that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. BUT I think that there are some redundant things in Twilight. And remember, these are ust my opinions:

-Bella's weakness; She's helpless, and turning girls everywhere into weak, spineless idiots. She's making girls everywhere think they need a guy like Edward to protect them.
-Edward's obvious self-hate; He's a non-cutting emo, for crying out loud! A wannabe! We get it, Eddy, te don't like yourself....

Okay. I know what te are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight articolo but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me lista the reasons why children, teens and adults can Amore Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start Scrivere about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the titolo to errors.

My apologise to Twilight fan if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the libri like twice this mese and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole lista on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction libri to be scientifically accurate. But if te plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

I made a lista of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If te can give explanation answering the domande ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky domanda because there are a lot of articoli about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter fan respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell te which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...

95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Opinion da BedIntruder postato 4 hours fa


1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides da calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies da Scrivere about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The libri aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken da the end of the...

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that te arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and te will Amore it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to te that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe te didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. o maybe te didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But te get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Friends - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was Leggere a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an mela, apple on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my Scrivere folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with te guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella da Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until te agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn te into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told te I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, te crazy witch
Now it's raining più than ever
But we’re...

Well I've been Scrivere a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the complessivamente, generale story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight da just "letting her characters handle the plot". There da making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write fan fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good fan fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie te want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a lista of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced da Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two libri sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, te see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The secondo features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter fan are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER articoli HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
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** ******: duh! nonsense!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...