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Things not to do at Hogwarts! (Well...not unless te have Harry's invisibility mantello and the Marauders' Map o te are Fred and/or George)

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

2. Growing marijuana o hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.

3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.

4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate data to the Yule Ball.

5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told te I was...