This Harry Potter vs Twilight foto contains
sitka, sitchensis picea, sitka spruce, picea sitchensis, ponderosa, ponderosa pino, pino giallo occidentale, toro pino, ponderosa pinus, pino di ponderosa, bull pino, pinus ponderosa, and abete di douglas.
There might also be
betulla.
In which Hank Green and his wife Katherine sing about how hard it is to live up to the example of a perfectly beautiful, perpetually-seventeen, bodily-functionless, millionaire vampire (who owns a freaking Aston Martin for crap's sake!)