Alex Reads Twilight: Chapter 13

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One Hundred and Twenty Seven Minus One Hundred and Twenty Six Hours

posted by ThirdPhoenix

It was the time between the fourth and fifth Harry Potter libri and right after Bella leaves Jacob for Edward in the Twilight series when IT happened.
James, the evilest of the evil, had no money. He knew his antagonist part required him to have money. He needed money. There was only one thing to do....
He stepped into the swirling nothingness, and secondi later turned up in a gloomy, slimy hallway. "Are te here, Lord Voldemort?"
The dark shape slid out of the shadow. "More money, James?" He detto cooly. "We may both be the antagonists of our books, but te do owe me...."
"OWE te WHAT!?"...

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AstridGoof8219's Anti-Twilight Story.

posted by AstridGoof8219

There once was a young adult woman named Astrid. One giorno in Spring 2008, her good friend, Rhonda visited her. She told Astrid about this book series called Twilight, Rhonda detto that she read the libri and that they were really good. Astrid then went to Borders and bought the three books. When she got home, she opened up the first book and started to read away. Astrid then decided that she liked it too. A giorno later, she read New Moon, only this time, Astrid didn't like it as much as Twilight. Wishing to continue Leggere after the slight disliking, she read Eclipse hoping it would be better...

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letters from hp to twi

posted by luv_warriorcatz

lets say that bella and hermione were off Friends (really off). Hermione is at hogwarts where she is happy and bella is at forks with her vamp buddies where she is happy. And they know each other's secrets. One day, Hermione wrote bella a letter.

Dear Bella Swan,

I have heard about your acts in Forks and how your boyfriend, edward broke up with you. I feel really sorry for you. Then te found him again in Volterra, Italy and te started going out with him again. My opinion might not matter in this but I feel as if I should tell te about this. I am afraid that te might be a little bit obssessive....

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Slinkers HArry Potter Art- Funny :D x

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Slinkers HArry Potter Art- Funny :D x

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Necrophilia vs Beastiality

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A real vampire

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Slinkers HArry Potter Art- Funny :D x

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Slinkers HArry Potter Art- Funny :D x

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Harry Potter- Civil- Slinkers

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Harry Potter- Bella Tricks-Slinkers

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HP World

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Harry Potter WINS!!!

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Twilight Saga: Eclipse

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That's totally barbaric

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Muggles vs. Non-vampires

posted by ilovereading

I was thinking about difference in Harry Potter and Twilight background and this is what I concluded. Enjoy!

Knowledge of magical beings not soo very far from their backyards
Harry Potter: As I can get from HP libri and The Tales of Beedle the Bard, wizarding world was known to Muggles, but because of witch hunt and victims of it in both sides, wizard decided to go underground and not to be commonly know to people. They don`t use spells in front of Muggles and if sombody does manage to discover their secret, they erase their memory.
However, there are exeptions. Families of Mugle-borns ofcourse...

harry meets edward

posted by june13

were are te harry asked ron over here can't te see me am right in front of you.
no i cant see te it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.

hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for te can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry

boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark

look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.

ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is

no am not but am in Amore with a human girl

harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly

and that's the end of this fine story

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A Rant About Twilight And Harry Potter.

posted by Guste_LT

THIS IS JUST MY PERSONALL OPINION, FEEL FREE TO DISAGREE, THIS IS JUST WHAT I THINK, NOT THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF TWILIGHT FANS. SO PLEASE UNDERSTAND THIS IS MY PERSONAL OPINION!!!!!!

Thank you.

Just so te know, this is a Twilight fan speaking.

Twilight may NOT be the best book ever, i didnt say that it was (keep that in mind), when i read it, i saw alot of flaws, like in breaking dawn, Meyer made it clear that vamps cant inject sperm, and yet, somehow Bella got pregnant. I've read this articolo da XDRoseLuvsHP, and i totaly agree. I believe that People like Twilight più thatn HP because it...

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The Internet and Maturity

posted by Kersian

Okay this is più of an opinion, since my view of the activity is based off opinion.

Now whenever someone posts something on the internet and someone else responds negatively to it, they respond in the same way to that person. In a very negative tone. This is in fact what I see at times in forums.

First Twilight and Harry Potter fans, if te post anything on the internet, whether they are opinions o facts, te have responsibilities with it. te are exposing yourself to others in the internet. te are responsible for the positive o negative replies. So don't blame others for your actions....