Chapter 7: First giorno of Classes Suck!
I had a dream,well più like nightmare,during
the night, which was weird cause I mostly don't
have dreams.It was me,and Harry,no one
else,only us two.And I remember Dream Harry
pushing me on the floor, standing above me
saying:
"Open your eyes!I don't like you! You're just
a worthless pathetic girl with no friends. How
could I want to be YOUR friend! I'm much più
important! te really have to WAKE UP!" he
was saying and I was crying, not believing what
he was saying.He was supposed to be my
friend. He was my friend, and now he's saying
otherwise."Wake up! Wake up!" he was
repeating over and over, till I woke up to
Michy,right in my face.
"Finally! I've been trying to get te to wake
up!" she detto "I've been telling te to wake up
but te just kept on muttering in your sleep.
Hayley,we've overslept!We missed breakfast
and we're supposed to be in class in 10
minutes!"
That woke me up! I ran out of my letto and
changed into my robes as fast as I could. Its
funny how fast I can get up when I know I'm
late. We rushed out the door and ran into the
halls in the direction of Transfigurations.
On our way there we found Ron and Harry
coming the other way.They were probably lost,
seeing as we have the same class and they're
going the wrong way.Ron noticed us and he
called us over.
"Oi!Hayley!Michelle! We're lost! Which way to
Transfigurations?" detto Ron
"It's this way. Hurry, we're late!" I yelled
We ran as fast as we could to Transfig class
and when we made it in, I noticed everybody
staring at us as we came in.Professor McGonagall wasn't at her desk.Just a cat that
was probably hers.
"We.made.it" detto Ron,panting. I was pretty
relieved that McGonagall wasn't here too,but
my spirit got dampened when I noticed the cat
jumping from the scrivania, reception and turning into the
person I wish wasn't here. McGonagall.We
gave her our excuses to why we were late and
we sat down in our seats to do whatever
everybody else was doing.
Then we had Potions, in the dungeons, which
felt as if they were gonna torture us o
something. After 2 minutes, I was assured it
was gonna be torture.
While Snape was giving his little 'beginning of
the anno speech' that all teachers do, Harry was
Scrivere everything he said(you gotta admit he
can be a nerd)and Snape got pissed for
no reason about not paying attention, which I
have to point out he was doing a lot better at
paying attention than I was.And then Snape
went all 'clearly,fame isn't everything', as if
Harry wanted his parents slaughtered da the
most evil dude in the world which almost cost
him his life as well.I would've loved to say to
Snape 'clearly, te need to use shampoo,cause there's enough grease in there to fry some fried chicken' but I kept my mouth shut.
* * *
After lunch we were gonna learn how to fly
with Madame Hooch, o whatever and while
trying to call our broomsticks, Harry was the
first ones up. It like zoomed to so fast I hardly
noticed it, mine got up after a couple of
tries,then Draco, which I noticed was looking
at me and he moved his eyes from my direction
when he saw I caught him looking.What was
his problem?Seriously?
Hermione's try was a Fail cause she barely
made the scopa roll over.Then Ron tried to lift
his but it hit him in the face instead and then
fell back down.Me and Harry were laughing
and he got annoyed.
We were gonna finally be able to ride them,
but Neville wasn't able to control his broomstick
and he almost died, so Madame Hooch took
him to the hospital wing with a broken
wrist.Lucky he didn't break his neck.
After he and Hooch left,Malfoy ha rubato, stola Neville's
Remembral,which had dropped to the floor
when Neville did.
Harry, being the kind person he is, tried to get it back for Neville, while Malfoy, being the asshole he is,soared up in the air,challenging Harry.I kept looking around to see if the teach was coming and Harry would be expelled, but she didn't come.
Harry was able to catch Neville's Remembral after Malfoy threw it, intending to break it, and I cheered him on when he came back down.
But then McGonagall came and took Harry
with her.
Oh god, they're gonna expel him!Stupid effin
Malfoy!I was so full of anger I went over to
Malfoy who was smirking and celebrating with
his girlfriend and his goons and I shoved him
on the floor.
"Malfoy,You ass! te got Harry expelled!
You'll be lucky if you're still alive before the
successivo class!"
He looked surprised,like he always does when
he sees me for some reason,obviously not
expecting me to push him down. He got up.
"Are te threatening me?" he asked
"No,I'm complimenting you.Of course I am
te dip shit!" I yelled
"My father will be hearing about this" he said.
Oh he's just getting me più pissed da the
second.
"Oh, your father! I'm so sorry MISTER Malfoy,
forgive my rudeness,please PLEASE forgive
me? te really think I give a rat's culo on what
your father has to say,you priss.Does your
father take a punch, punzone for te too, does he fight
all your battles for te too cause you're to
much of a PRICK!?"
"No one can understand te o you're bloody
American accent!"
"I can talk whatever way I want to and te
can just rot in hell!"I yelled. I was just
bursting with anger.I was hardly ever that angry,but he crossed the line.He had just caused the expulsion of my first and best friend,and I stick up for my friends.Then I saw Madame Hooch
mostra up as Malfoy was insulting me back:
"Well you're just a ugly,stupid,damn-"he started.
"Malfoy! 10 points from Slytherin! There will
be no speaking like that to anyone in this
school!" If she only knew what i was saying before.
He didn't seem to that pissed as I would be
though, but still angry, as were every other
Slytherin, glaring at me for making them lose
points. Haha!Score 1 for U.S.! -10 for Slytherin!
I'M SORRY TO THOSE WHO DON'T TOLERATE CURSING, BUT THAT'S JUST HOW I AM, AND SINCE HAYLEY IS A REPRESENTATION OF ME, I THOUGHT SHE'D GET ANGRY MY WAY. THOUGH I PROMISE, HER CURSING WON'T BE USUAL, MOSTLY ONLY WHEN SHE'S MAD, BUT LIKE REALLY MAD. OH AND AS PROMISED, HERE ARE THE ROOMMATES. emilykuru AND percyjrulez IM NOT SURE IF I GOT te GUYS RIGHT BUT HERE IS HOW I DID te GUYS ON PAINT.
I had a dream,well più like nightmare,during
the night, which was weird cause I mostly don't
have dreams.It was me,and Harry,no one
else,only us two.And I remember Dream Harry
pushing me on the floor, standing above me
saying:
"Open your eyes!I don't like you! You're just
a worthless pathetic girl with no friends. How
could I want to be YOUR friend! I'm much più
important! te really have to WAKE UP!" he
was saying and I was crying, not believing what
he was saying.He was supposed to be my
friend. He was my friend, and now he's saying
otherwise."Wake up! Wake up!" he was
repeating over and over, till I woke up to
Michy,right in my face.
"Finally! I've been trying to get te to wake
up!" she detto "I've been telling te to wake up
but te just kept on muttering in your sleep.
Hayley,we've overslept!We missed breakfast
and we're supposed to be in class in 10
minutes!"
That woke me up! I ran out of my letto and
changed into my robes as fast as I could. Its
funny how fast I can get up when I know I'm
late. We rushed out the door and ran into the
halls in the direction of Transfigurations.
On our way there we found Ron and Harry
coming the other way.They were probably lost,
seeing as we have the same class and they're
going the wrong way.Ron noticed us and he
called us over.
"Oi!Hayley!Michelle! We're lost! Which way to
Transfigurations?" detto Ron
"It's this way. Hurry, we're late!" I yelled
We ran as fast as we could to Transfig class
and when we made it in, I noticed everybody
staring at us as we came in.Professor McGonagall wasn't at her desk.Just a cat that
was probably hers.
"We.made.it" detto Ron,panting. I was pretty
relieved that McGonagall wasn't here too,but
my spirit got dampened when I noticed the cat
jumping from the scrivania, reception and turning into the
person I wish wasn't here. McGonagall.We
gave her our excuses to why we were late and
we sat down in our seats to do whatever
everybody else was doing.
Then we had Potions, in the dungeons, which
felt as if they were gonna torture us o
something. After 2 minutes, I was assured it
was gonna be torture.
While Snape was giving his little 'beginning of
the anno speech' that all teachers do, Harry was
Scrivere everything he said(you gotta admit he
can be a nerd)and Snape got pissed for
no reason about not paying attention, which I
have to point out he was doing a lot better at
paying attention than I was.And then Snape
went all 'clearly,fame isn't everything', as if
Harry wanted his parents slaughtered da the
most evil dude in the world which almost cost
him his life as well.I would've loved to say to
Snape 'clearly, te need to use shampoo,cause there's enough grease in there to fry some fried chicken' but I kept my mouth shut.
* * *
After lunch we were gonna learn how to fly
with Madame Hooch, o whatever and while
trying to call our broomsticks, Harry was the
first ones up. It like zoomed to so fast I hardly
noticed it, mine got up after a couple of
tries,then Draco, which I noticed was looking
at me and he moved his eyes from my direction
when he saw I caught him looking.What was
his problem?Seriously?
Hermione's try was a Fail cause she barely
made the scopa roll over.Then Ron tried to lift
his but it hit him in the face instead and then
fell back down.Me and Harry were laughing
and he got annoyed.
We were gonna finally be able to ride them,
but Neville wasn't able to control his broomstick
and he almost died, so Madame Hooch took
him to the hospital wing with a broken
wrist.Lucky he didn't break his neck.
After he and Hooch left,Malfoy ha rubato, stola Neville's
Remembral,which had dropped to the floor
when Neville did.
Harry, being the kind person he is, tried to get it back for Neville, while Malfoy, being the asshole he is,soared up in the air,challenging Harry.I kept looking around to see if the teach was coming and Harry would be expelled, but she didn't come.
Harry was able to catch Neville's Remembral after Malfoy threw it, intending to break it, and I cheered him on when he came back down.
But then McGonagall came and took Harry
with her.
Oh god, they're gonna expel him!Stupid effin
Malfoy!I was so full of anger I went over to
Malfoy who was smirking and celebrating with
his girlfriend and his goons and I shoved him
on the floor.
"Malfoy,You ass! te got Harry expelled!
You'll be lucky if you're still alive before the
successivo class!"
He looked surprised,like he always does when
he sees me for some reason,obviously not
expecting me to push him down. He got up.
"Are te threatening me?" he asked
"No,I'm complimenting you.Of course I am
te dip shit!" I yelled
"My father will be hearing about this" he said.
Oh he's just getting me più pissed da the
second.
"Oh, your father! I'm so sorry MISTER Malfoy,
forgive my rudeness,please PLEASE forgive
me? te really think I give a rat's culo on what
your father has to say,you priss.Does your
father take a punch, punzone for te too, does he fight
all your battles for te too cause you're to
much of a PRICK!?"
"No one can understand te o you're bloody
American accent!"
"I can talk whatever way I want to and te
can just rot in hell!"I yelled. I was just
bursting with anger.I was hardly ever that angry,but he crossed the line.He had just caused the expulsion of my first and best friend,and I stick up for my friends.Then I saw Madame Hooch
mostra up as Malfoy was insulting me back:
"Well you're just a ugly,stupid,damn-"he started.
"Malfoy! 10 points from Slytherin! There will
be no speaking like that to anyone in this
school!" If she only knew what i was saying before.
He didn't seem to that pissed as I would be
though, but still angry, as were every other
Slytherin, glaring at me for making them lose
points. Haha!Score 1 for U.S.! -10 for Slytherin!
I'M SORRY TO THOSE WHO DON'T TOLERATE CURSING, BUT THAT'S JUST HOW I AM, AND SINCE HAYLEY IS A REPRESENTATION OF ME, I THOUGHT SHE'D GET ANGRY MY WAY. THOUGH I PROMISE, HER CURSING WON'T BE USUAL, MOSTLY ONLY WHEN SHE'S MAD, BUT LIKE REALLY MAD. OH AND AS PROMISED, HERE ARE THE ROOMMATES. emilykuru AND percyjrulez IM NOT SURE IF I GOT te GUYS RIGHT BUT HERE IS HOW I DID te GUYS ON PAINT.
Well in order: Pheonix "Song" Lovegood, Michelle "Michy" Kumar, Hermione Jean Granger, and Emily "Em(haven't figured out a last name yet, though its not that important)
burro "Beer" recipe from Harry Potter I made it myself. Its sorta like hot Cioccolato but without chocolate. te take 1 o if for two people 2 cups of latte put it on the stove keep it from boiling. te just want it hot but te dont want it to really boil. Ok add a cup of butterscotch schnapps. Then a splash of vanilla extract. A half of cup of sugar. Then a couple of spoon fulls of vanilla flavor coffee creamer. add a little yellow Cibo coloring. And a tsp of butter. Then superiore, in alto with WHipped cream!!
Which spell should I cast?
I throw my wand up in the air sometimes
saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"
I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."
We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!
Cause I dueled te once,
Now I dueled te twice
We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.
We gotta move, move, move, move
Get out the way of me and my crew, crew, crew, crew,
Sanpe, Bellatrix and Fenrir too, too, too, too,
It was on and on and on,
Now Albus is gone and gone and gone, yeah!
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saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"
I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."
We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!
Cause I dueled te once,
Now I dueled te twice
We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.
We gotta move, move, move, move
Get out the way of me and my crew, crew, crew, crew,
Sanpe, Bellatrix and Fenrir too, too, too, too,
It was on and on and on,
Now Albus is gone and gone and gone, yeah!
CREDITS:
greekgirlA,and boredcreativity have made this
(gryffindorgal made the last part)
become a fan of us and we will make più spoof songs to your favorites! just tell us the song,
and only if te become a fan!
It was a crisp autumn eve on the Hogwarts express. Albus, James and Rosie where eating cauldron cakes and goofing off, when suddenly an owl soared da and tapped furiously on the glass. Albus opened the window and the owl burst in and stuck out its leg at Albus. Albus unstrapped the note attached to its leg. The owl stared into Albus' eyes and glared.
Then without another backwards glance it took off. "What does it say?" detto Rosie who looked terrified. Albus read aloud "potter, if te ever want to see your parents again te will meet me outside the shrieking shack at midnight on Halloween." "Its signed lord Voldemort" detto James.
"This doesn't add up" detto Rosie. " well we will have to discuss this later because now’s the sorting." Albus said. “cross your fingers that we all get in the same house." detto James. "We will!" they all detto in unison.
Then without another backwards glance it took off. "What does it say?" detto Rosie who looked terrified. Albus read aloud "potter, if te ever want to see your parents again te will meet me outside the shrieking shack at midnight on Halloween." "Its signed lord Voldemort" detto James.
"This doesn't add up" detto Rosie. " well we will have to discuss this later because now’s the sorting." Albus said. “cross your fingers that we all get in the same house." detto James. "We will!" they all detto in unison.
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