•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Dudley: They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first giorno at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice?
Harry: No, thanks. The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick.


•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
1st Weasley Twin: Oh, are te a prefect, Percy? te should have detto something, we had no idea.
2nd Weasley Twin: Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it. Once --
1st Weasley Twin: o twice --
2nd Weasley Twin: A minuto --
1st Weasley Twin: All summer --
Percy: Oh, shut up!
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone




•"Oh, are te a prefect Percy? te should have detto something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"


•Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..."


•"Sir — Professor Dumbledore? Can I ask te something?"
"Obviously, you’ve just done so," Dumbledore smiled. "You may ask me one più thing, however."
"What do te see when te look in the mirror?"
"I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks."
Harry stared.
"One can never have enough socks. Another Natale has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."




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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets




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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban




•"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."


•Trelawney: "Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?"
Ron: "I don't need help, it's obvious what this means: there's going to be loads of fog tonight."




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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire




•"Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?" detto Fred.
"That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway!" detto Percy, going very red in the face. "It was nothing personal!"
"It was," Fred whispered to Harry as they got up from the table. "We sent it."


•Dudley had done the thing he was threatening to do since age three: He had become wider than he was tall.


•"Don't be prat, Neville, that's illegal," detto George. "They wouldn't use the Cruciatus Curse on the champions. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry."


•"Enjoying it?" detto Ron darkly. "I don't reckon he'd come home if Dad didn't make him. He's obsessed. Just don't get him onto the subject of his boss. According to Mr. Crouch...as I was saying to Mr Crouch...Mr. Crouch is of the opinion...Mr. Crouch was telling me...They'll be announcing their engagement any giorno now."


•Ron: "Who're te going with then?"
Fred: "Angelina."
Ron: "What? You've already asked her?"
Fred: "Good point. Oi, Angelina! Want to come to the ball with me?"


•Hermione: "Harry, I've been thinking - te know what we've got to do, don't you? Straight away, the moment we get back to the castle?"
Harry: "Yeah, give Ron a good kick up the-"
Hermione: "Write to Sirius."


•"I've got two Neptunes here," detto Harry after a while, frowning down at his piece of parchment, "that can't be right, can it?"
"Aaaaah," detto Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mystical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry.."


•"Wild!" he said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again ... and again ... and again. . ."




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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix




•"If anybody fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three Diagon Alley -- Weasley's Wizard Wheezes," he detto in a loud voice.
"Our new premises!"
"Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat," detto George, pointing at Professor Umbridge.


•A week after Fred and George's departure, Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, "It unscrews the other way."


•"Who's Kreacher?"
"The house-elf who lives here," detto Ron. "Nutter. Never met one like him."
"He is not a nutter," detto Hermione.
"His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother," detto Ron. "Is that normal, Hermione?"


•"Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," detto Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do te think that means?"
"Probably that you're going to be eaten da a giant marshmallow, caramella gommosa e molle o something," detto Harry, turning the pages of The Dream Oracle without interest.


•A slightly stunned silence greeted the end of this speech, then Ron said, "One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode."
"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have," detto Hermione.


•By the time Ernie MacMillan, Hannah Abbott, Susan Bones, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Anthony Goldstein, and Terry Boot had finished using a wide variety of the hexes and jinxes Harry had taught them, Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle resembled nothing so much as three gigantic slugs squeezed into Hogwarts uniforms as Harry, Ernie and Justin hoisted them into the luggage rack and left them there to ooze.
"I must say, I'm looking inoltrare, avanti to seeing Malfoy's mother's face when he gets off the train," detto Ernie with satisfaction.
"Goyle's mum'll be really pleased, though," detto Ron. "He's loads better looking now."


•"I'll make Goyle do lines, it'll kill him, he hates writing," detto Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle's low grunt, and, screwing up his face in a look of pained concentration, mimed Scrivere in midair.
"I...must...not...look...like...a...baboon's...backside..."


•Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harry and detto in a low voice, "You're dead, Potter."
Harry raised his eyebrows. "Funny," he said, "you'd think I'd have stopped walking around..."


•Draco: "You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments".
"Yeah," detto Harry, "but you, unlike me, are a git."


•"Don't put your wand there , boy!" roared Moody. "What if it ignited? Better wizards than te have Lost buttocks, te know!"
"Who d'you know who's Lost a buttock?" the violet-haired woman asked Mad-Eye interestedly.
"Never te mind, te just keep your wand out of your back pocket!" growled Mad-Eye. "Elementary wand safety, nobody bothers about it anymore...." He stumped off toward the kitchen. "And I saw that," he added irritably, as the woman rolled her eyes at the ceiling.




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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince




•And she looked hopefully toward the door. "When te say te had lots in common," detto Ron, sounding rather amused now, "d'you mean he lives in an S-bend too?"


•"I don't want to stay here overnight," detto Harry angrily, sitting up and throwing back his covers. "I want to find McClaggen and kill him."
"I'm afraid that would come under the heading of 'overexertion,'" detto Madam Pomfrey.


•[talking about Inferi in DADA...] "When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a look to see if it's solid, aren't we? We're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are te the imprint of a departed soul?'"


•Fred, George, Harry, and Ron were the only ones who knew that the Angel on superiore, in alto of the albero was actually a garden gnome that had bitten Fred on the ankle as he pulled up carrots for Natale dinner. Stupefied, painted gold, stuffed into a miniature tutu and with small wings glued to its back, it glowered down at them all, the ugliest Angel Harry had ever seen, with a large bald head like a potato and rather hairy feet.


•There was a noise like a plunger being withdrawn from a blocked sink and Ron surfaced. Hermione acted as though she had not seen o heard anything.


•"'Harry Potter knows that he can confide in me with complete confidence,' I told them. 'I would rather die than betray his trust.'"
"That's not saying much, seeing as you're already dead," Ron observed.
"Once again, te mostra all the sensitivity of a blunt axe," detto Nearly Headless Nick in affronted tones.


•Non-verbal spells were now expected, not only in Defence Against the Dark Arts, but in Charms and Transfiguration too. Harry frequently looked over at his classmates in the common room o at mealtimes to see them purple in the face and straining as though they had overdosed U-No-Poo.


•"How d'you spell 'belligerent'?" detto Ron, shaking his quill very hard while staring at his parchment. "It can't be B-U-M-"
"No, it isn't," detto Hermione, pulling Ron's essay toward her. "And 'augury' doesn't begin O-R-G either. What kind of quill are te using?"
"It's one of Fred and George's Spell-Check ones... but I think the charm must be wearing off..."
"Yes, it must," detto Hermione, pointing at the titolo of his essay, "because we were asked how we'd deal with dementors, not 'Dugbogs,' and I don't remember te changing your name to 'Roonil Wazlib' either."


•"A little way to his left, Ernie Macmillan was contemplating his hoop so hard that his face had turned pink; it looked as if he was straining to lay a Quaffle-sized egg."


•"I do," she [Moaning Myrtle] said, with a sulky little shrug, "but that doesn't mean I can't visit other places. I came and saw te in your bath once, remember?"
"Vividly," detto Harry.




•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Professor McGonagall: Well, thank te for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Perhaps it would be più useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way, one of te might be on time.


•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Dumbledore: I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I have rather Lost my liking for them. But, I think I could be sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza with a nice toffee. (eats it)
Dumbledore: ...Hmm, alas, earwax.


•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
(in the Devil's Snare)
Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! te have to relax. If te don't, it'll only kill te faster!
Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!


•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Harry: So light a fire!
Hermione: Yes... of course... but there's no wood!
Ron: HAVE te GONE MAD! ARE te A WITCH o NOT!


•Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Ron: "A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers." That sounds fascinating.


•Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Fred: Oh get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry.
George: Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tè with his fanged servant.


•Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?


•Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Ron: Can te believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, he had to get one that hits back.


•Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Draco: Sure te can manage that broom, Potter?
Harry: Yeah, reckon so
Draco: Got plenty of special features, hasn't it? Shame it doesn't come with a parachute-in case te get too near a Dementor. (Crabbe and Goyle sniggered)
Harry: Pity te can't attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you.


•Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Ron: Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross… (consulting "Unfogging the Future") That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' -- sorry about that -- but there's a thing that could be a sun… hang on… that means 'great happiness'… so you're going to suffer but be very happy…
Harry: te need your Inner Eye tested, if te ask me…


•Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Professor Lupin: Now repeat after me -- without wands please -- repeat after me, Riddikulus.
Class: Riddikulus!
Professor Lupin: And again!
Class: Riddikulus!
Malfoy: This class is ridiculous.


•Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Hermione: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, te know.
Ron: Yeah, along with the dungbeetle.


•Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Professor Trelawney: The study of Divination will give te the rare gift of SIGHT! (stands up, and promptly bumps into her table)


•Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Professor Trelawney: Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?
Ron (whispering to Harry): I don't need help. It's obvious what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight.


•Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Ron to Pettigrew (with revulsion): I let te sleep in my bed!


•Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Fred Weasley: Anyone can speak Troll, All te have to do is point and grunt.


•Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Ron: Don't talk to me.
Hermione: Why not?
Ron: Because I want to fix that in my memory forever…
Ron (his eyes closed): Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...


•Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Percy: I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days.
Fred: Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?
Percy: That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway! It was nothing personal!
Fred (whispering to Harry): It was. We sent it.


•Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Hermione: te seem to be drowning twice.
Ron: Oh, am I? I'd better change one of them to getting trampled da a rampaging Hippogriff.


•Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Ron: Poor old Snuffles. He must really like you, Harry… Imagine having to live off rats.


•Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Luna Lovegood: No, I think I'll just go down and have some budino and wait for it all to turn up... It always does in the end.


•Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Albus Dumbledore: Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin te are.


•Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Peeves: We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!


•Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Fred: He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.


•Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Enid Smeek : She's nutty as scoiattolo poo.


•Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Auntie Muriel : te there, give me a chair, I'm a hundred and seven!