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Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather random today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a random collection of letters put together to form a random collection of words which will, in turn, provide a random collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If te have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!



Read the memo? Righty ho then! Ok, lets go on to the first domanda then dumplings!

A. Errr, yes...

B.YAAAAAAAAAAY! A stoopid quiz for stoooopid me!!!! *yes darling, shut up now*

C. *singing* I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts, deedly deedly....

D. Hurrah! On with the quiz!

E. Is this thing on? Hello? Testing, testing..

F. Sorry, did te say something? *me: PAY ATTENTION te RENAGADE!*


Ahem, anyway.. *breathes deeply* Draco Malfoy is walking towards te with his camicia untucked and looking rather dishevelled. What do te do/say?

A. ciao sweet cheeks. Wanna come and see me some time *winks*

B. Good Lord, Drakie-poo! What have te done to your shirt? Come here, let me iron it for you!!!

C. Don't say anything. Instead jumps on him and rips his camicia off crying "Take me! Take me now!!"

D. Errrm, kosak dancing would be entertaining...

E. Invite him for a nice walk in which te skinny dip in the nearest lake, trying all the time not to be eaten da the giant squid

F. Grin at him and touch his cheek seductively- when he's looking like that there's only one thing to be done! *indeed ;)*


You're skipping along quite happily when someone grabs te from behind and pushes te up against the shadowy wall- what are te thinking?

A. AVADA KEDAVRA! DIE te ABUSIVE SCUUUMMMMM!!!!!!!

B. Well hello, how could this be touching me in this manner?!

C.Draco? Is that yoooou?????? *fixes hair and lippy quick*

D. Noooooooooooooo! I must keep my virtue intact! Help me Jebus!

E. Arrrggggggggg!!!!!!! Save me Harry! Oh, it is Harry. Oh well, baciare me darling!

F. Oh, what lovely brick work. I must take a pastel rubbing of it before I go.....

G. Keep skipping although I ain't going nowhere.


DEMENTORS!! Run for your life te crazy bitch, run!!!!!

A. Good grief! What to do, what to do?? I need help, help me Santa Claus!

B. EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!!!!!! *thinking of me and Harry in a compromising position*

C. AHHH! Run away run away run away run away! *running in circles, not actually going anywhere*

D.Quick, i must defend my peers against such evil fiendishness! Where is my sword? Adorn me, faithful Gamling! *oh wait, thats Lord of the Rings*

E. Yay! Those dudes have such pretty dress things! I must find out how to make a smock like that!

F. Dementors? What, those floaty, black guys with the serious thrill for soul-sucking? Ah, they're ok, as long as te keep a basket at hand.


You've been called to Dumbledore's office. Whats it about?

A. Ah, could it have been that gabbia, cassa of Blast Ended Screwts I let lose in Hagrid's hut? I didn't think they'd set fuoco to stuff!

B. Well, um, it might be because of that embarrassing incident when Percy Weasely caught me and Draco, um, yeah that'll be it!

C. I didn't do it! I didn't I didn't I didn't!!!! *me: te did didn't you?* *You: Er, yeah I did actually*

D. Oh, that'll be my appointment to discuss the position of the drapes in the Great Hall. They block out ALL natural light and make me look fat.

E. Snape. He doesn't like me, he never liked me, he always blames me for stuff. I didn't MEAN to set Granger's hair alight!

F. It turns out I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! I am the one to bring about Lord Voldemort's downfall! He shall die and I shall reap all the Galleons in the world! MUAHAHAHA!!


Why do te like Harry Potter?

A.Because it makes people with glasses SHEXY!

B. J.K Rowling has invented a way to get payed for Scrivere about her Amore child!

C. It's just fun, dude! All that magic stuff, te know? I'd kill to be magical!

D. It's a tale I can tell my Grandchildren. How I defeated Lord Voldmeort!!!! MUAHAHAHA! *Me: Okay, people can help you.*

E. Draco. Do I have to explain?

F. I Amore Ron! His ginger freckliness is just adorable and i want to marry him and have thirty nine children and live in a giant mountain in Russia!!

G. I wanna be loved da you, just you, and nobody else but you, I wanna be loved da te alone! Poop poopy doo!


What did te want to happen in the seventh book?

A. Voldemort's actually a woman!

B. Dumbledore comes back and marries Snape!

C. Hermione gets pregnant with Wormtail's child!

D. Harry loses his virginity to Trelawney in a romantic outburst of Amore and huge glasses!

E. Everybody is happy, except for Voldemort- who gets dramatically defeated. da MOI! Muah ha ha ha ha ha!

F. It turns out that Snape is in Amore with Hermione and has a secret stack of muggle-loving magazines in his Potions desk!

Thankies my pretties! Hey, that kind of rhymed! No, it didn't really did it? Oh well, bye!

A. Well, hurrah indeed!

B. No it didn't but your enthusiasm is fun!

C. Goodbye, te strange, strange person...

RESULT!!!!

Thanks! I know it was totally random and rather strange, but I just felt a bit crazy.

So, te can rate o message me if te like.
I may get lonely and cry if nobody talks to me
*sobs* anyway- good bye darlings!
added by Cittycat19
This speech was dato da Cheryl Klein, a senior editor at Arthur A. Levine libri (an imprint of Scholastic Inc.), and continuity editor for the American editions of Harry Potter (books 5, 6, and 7 I believe.) She made this speech and gave it at the Terminus 2008 Harry Potter conference in Chicago, Illinois. The speech is about Harry Potter and why we Amore it, using these four elements: character, voice, theme, and plot. Enjoy!

•    My name is Cheryl Klein
•    I’m a senior editor at Arthur A. Levine Books, an imprint of Scholastic Inc.
•    And...
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posted by Flora_Swift
"Pheonix, I heard that a muggle called Joan Rowling wrote a book about me." detto Harry Potter one day.
"Harry, I know and I've read it. It seems that even though I'm just as famous as you, she doesn't mention me in the book. Oh yes, niether did she mention Lily." replied a girl sitting successivo to Harry. She had long dark brown hair and misty blue eyes, she was so beautiful. Actually, she's not just a girl, she is Phoenix White, Harry Potter's cousin.
Harry smiled and replied, "Lily, I think she is much più famous than the two of us. She is just so Ribelle - The Brave and loyal, it was such a comfort to know...
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 Bella rules!
Bella rules!
FUUUUUUUU!
My friend just detto twilight is better than harry potter!
Here is our convo:
"So twihard o potter head ? We both know who's better" Me
"Yhea"
Potters
Twilight
I think not!
Oh yhea!?
Yhea! And to prove te are wrong... I challenge te to a dule!
Your on!
And also... whoever wins is the better non-fiction fan.
*after much explaining we step into dule positions*
te go first. Me
Ok! I turn into a werewolf!
Avada Kerdavra the werewolf.
*she runs off crying*

I think she's crazy. So your opinion. Hp o Twilight?
 Harry Potter!
Harry Potter!
601: i will not try to make a attraversare, croce breed between Hippogriffs and Gryphons
602: transfiguration is not for making super-ultra-hybrid betwen beavers and platapus's, beaverpus's and otter,beaverpus's with normal beaver, extra beavery beavterpus's with normal platapus's, extra beaverpusy beavterpus withregular otters just to create the ultimate aquatic mammal. (?)
603: just becuase moody can through wood doesnt mean i should ask him what boggart looks like
604:I am sure the mer-people have their hands full with the giant squid, so jumpinginto the lake and shouting "accio champ!" would be mean
605:-likewise...
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501. Bungee jumping off the astronomy tower is against the rules, even if it isn't written anywhere
.502. Using Amore potion number nine on people are illigal. Therefore I should not make Harry/Draco fall in Amore with Pansy Parkinson. Again
503. Snape does not take Canto requests, therefore I should stop asking him to sing "Tearing Up My Heart"
504. -or any other songs
505. this lista being used as a checklist is inappropriate, therefore i shouldn't do so
506. I will not refer to Voldemort as "Voldie-Poo"
507. I will not enchant Draco so that he looks Emo/Goth to everyone around him except himself...
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301. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
302. The house elves are not there to do my homework.
303. Neither are the ghosts.
304. I am not a magical creature.
305. I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.
306. I am not Voldemort's illegitimate Amore child.
307. Professor Snape did not kill my father and does not deserve to die.
308. Seamus Finnegan does not have a pot of oro under his bed.
309. -Or under his robe.
310. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order 'to see what happens'.
311. Grindewald is not my role model.
312. -Neither is Voldemort.
313. I will not cast...
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posted by AliMissXtotheO
    Until now, I was looking inoltrare, avanti to being sorted. But then Professor McGonagall told me I was to be sorted with the first graders, o first years. Whatever te call it. I didn't want every one in the school to view me as the girl who stood in line with the 11 anno olds.
    Things turned out to go better than I expected. Before she bagan the ceramony, Professor McGonagall turned the the four houses and gave a speech....about me.
    "Before I call any first years up to be sorted, I would like to announce that we have a transfer...
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 Friends that stick with te until the very end...
Friends that stick with you until the very end...
*Quick heads-up* I found this on another spot, and I loved it so much, I thought I should put it on this spot. It originally had about 130, I added 20 più and changed some a bit. Enjoy!

1. A decent plot. 
2. The Hog's Head
3. Character death. 
4. Quidditch. 
5. Real villains
6. A journalist te Amore to hate.
7. A character who's loyalties remain unknown.
8. Hogwarts. 
9. Magic. 
10. A wand. 
11. An all-ages audience. 
12. Friends that stick with te until the very end.
13. Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. that don't sparkle. 
14. The trio we could not live without.
15. Pranksters.
16. The Three Broomsticks.
17. The *very...
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Plots
HP: Harry discovers he has a special gift which he uses to protect himself, Friends and Hogwarts
BT: Zach discovers he has a special gift which he will use to protect his world

Main Characters
HP: Harry, Hermione and Ron – All from England
BT: Zach, Bala and Wen – From England, America and China

Set
HP: Set in England but they go to special places that te can only travel to using magic
BT: Set in England but they go to special worlds (world of love, equality, without money)

Evil
HP: Harry has a history with Voldemort and holds the key to his defeat
BT: Zach has the gift that Dhoranka once possessed and is link to Dhorankas evil past

Conclusion:
Common features between libri often help te choose your successivo book, which is a good thing. So is Birthright different enough to be considered a similar to Harry Potter o is it just Harry Potter in a different cover?
posted by dragonsmemory
((Note: Even though this is classified as a fanfic, this is a true story, the story of one Potterhead, and the years in which I grew up.))

I'm proud to call myself a Potterhead. It's a titolo I've justly earned. Especially now. As our first anno without Harry Potter draws to a close, all of us think back, back over the journey that brought us here.

My entrance into the world could hardly be called remarkable. The data of my birth wouldn't become widely known for several years. I was born on July 31st, 1993, at 1:25 in the morning.

The first few years of my life are nothing but a blur, now. You...
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 Bellatrix, zanhar1's preferito character!
Bellatrix, zanhar1's favorite character!
Congrats to zanhar1 who won first place in our Harry Potter FOTM contest! And also, congrats to KitKatLex & HARMONYforever who got 2nd place, and gigibear16 who got 3rd place!

Just a note: The things in underline are my questions and the things in italics are zanhar1's answers

Q: What was your reaction when te found out te won?
A:Lol I did!? :D Bellatrix would be proud![/u]

Q: Who is your preferito character out of the trio, and why?
[i]A: Hermione because she’s a lovely smart, lovely person. :3


Q: How did te find out about Harry Potter?
A: My ex-friend, I used to hate HP, just to bother her....
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posted by nagini10
Warner bro's and j.k Rowling have decided to let peple come to the Harry Potter studios ,where there is hogwarts ,diagon alley, hosmeade and anywhere else in the wizarding world . They mostra te how they do all the efects like how the brooms fly,the night bus and more.

They wanted hogwarts to look very real so they encouraged all the actors and attrici to carve their initials into the benches in the great hall and they hit the plates with a hammer to give them an authentic look.



I will be going to harry potter world so i will tell te how it was.

P.S I am not talking about the one in orlando this one is in Londra and it's the ACTUAL studio
 owl post in hogsmead
owl post in hogsmead
"HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX" (2007) Review

I usually tried to avoid Leggere reviews of Film I am interested in seeing in the near future. Instead of relying on the opinions of others, I prefer to form my own opinions. However, my curiousity got the best of me and I could not help but read several reviews and opinions on the latest cinematic release from the HARRY POTTER franchise - namely "THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX". Mind you, the story was never my preferito HARRY POTTER novel, but after the near travesty (okay, perhaps that descrizione is a bit exaggerated) . . . after the slight...
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posted by PeetaMLover
Many of us have different visualizzazioni on one particular character, Draco Malfoy. Since the first movie and book I thought Malfoy was an arrogant snob. when I think back to that time, I want to slap myself silly. Yes, he was a bully those first few years, but that's why most Amore to hate him. In the fourth movie I saw the più humorous side of Draco. I Amore how he voti for the Champion from Durmdtrang. In the book Draco states that Father wants him to go to Durmstrang. We can only imagine why. Personally, when I look back I feel that Lucius wanted to send Draco to Durmstrang so Draco wouldn't become...
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One night Alex,mariella,and olivea were in there dorm at wiztech
Alex:I am sooooo bored
Olivea:came on let's do something
Mars:like read about the Boy-Who-Lived?
Alex:reading?ew no
Olviea:it's not like it's gonna hurt u
Alex:um yes it's gonna hurt my brain
(a wind came in)
Mars:WHO OPEN THE WINDOW!!
Olviea:I DON'T KNOW?
Alex:WHAT'S HAPPEN?
(the wind stop)
Justin:ALEX WHAT DID U DO?
Alex:me?
Crumbs:it wasn't Alex
Alex:yeah-wait what!
Crumbs:I took u all to the triwizard torment
Mars:oh yeah
(with the golden trio)
Ron:wait your saying there's also a wizard school in america?
Hermione:yes ronanld
Harry:does...
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"HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX" (2007) Review

I usually tried to avoid Leggere reviews of Film I am interested in seeing in the near future. Instead of relying on the opinions of others, I prefer to form my own opinions. However, my curiousity got the best of me and I could not help but read several reviews and opinions on the latest cinematic release from the HARRY POTTER franchise - namely "THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX". Mind you, the story was never my preferito HARRY POTTER novel, but after the near travesty (okay, perhaps that descrizione is a bit exaggerated) . . . after the slight...
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posted by toughgreg
Hello!

This is my Harry Potter fan fiction review.

Hermione's friend in her Muggle life has enter Hogwarts! Samantha Crane, her name, is a jealous, snobby girl who likes to bully Hermione in the past. Surprisingly, she's invited da McGonagall to become Hogwarts student for a week!

Harry, Ron and Hermione later knows the truth: Sam is planning to do something worse to Hogwarts, before the professors know it. Together, the trio struggle to prevent Sam's plan!

If te want to see it, see my profilo on June. I'll post the link!

(PS: te can recommend better ideas.)
posted by LifesGoodx3
Bellatrix Lestrange was killed on May 2nd, 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts.

Bellatrix came from the Black family. They were notorious for believing in blood purity - Bellatrix was no different. She was the epitome of blood-purity and the Death Eaters. She was even labeled the most loyal Death Eater.

Even though her visualizzazioni on the world would not give this away, she was very loyal to her family and those she cared for. We know she cared for her sister, Narcissa, from the beginning of the Half Blood Prince. Narcissa wanted to tell Snape of Voldemorts plans, when it was detto that it was not...
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posted by Mia_Lewis17
"No!", screamed a woman standing in front of a culla, presepe begging a man in black not to kill her daughter. "Please, don't, don't kill her kill me instead!", she said. "Haha", laughed the man. "D'you think I'll spare her? after i kill te I'll be the most powerful wizard in the world! Now stand aside and help me do it, after all it'll be the last thing you'll ever do"

"I will never stand aside! Till MY LAST BREATH!", screamed the woman.

"what a Ribelle - The Brave MUDBLOOD do we have here? Do te want your little baby see te as te die? It'll be very hard for baby girl, isn't it?"

"well then let it be!"

A flash of...
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