1) Follow him around and keep asking the same stupid domanda no matter what answer he gives.
2) Follow him around chanting, “Who ha rubato, stola the cookie from the cookie jar? Remus ha rubato, stola the cookie from the cookie jar!"
3) Give him nicknames that are unrelated to his real name. Ex: Paul. Joe. Han Solo. Teddy Bear. Freddie.
4) Ask loudly where bambini come from. Keep asking him even if he claims he won’t tell you.
5) On the off chance he gets frustrated enough to tell te where bambini come from (previously mentioned on number 4), look offended and claim he’s not taking te seriously.
6) Whenever...
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