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1-I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colori indicate that they are "covered in bees".
2-No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3-Growing marijuana o hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".
4-"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
5-I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.
6-I will not go to class skyclad.
7-The Giant Squid is not an appropriate data to the Yule Ball.
8-I will not use Umbridge's quill...
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This is a small humorous one-shot fanfic.

Main Characters- Ron and Harry

Pairings- None

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"Are te sure, Ron?" asked Harry, nervously.

"Of Course! I am. Don't worry Harry, I'm with you" replied Ron with a grin on his face.

"Why isn't it helping?" muttered Harry.

"Oh! come on! te are being ridiculous Harry" replied Ron shaking his head in annoyance.

"Ridiculous? What if she finds out? Aren't te afraid of her?" asked Harry already knowing the answer as well as Ron's going-to-be-reply.

"No" came the simple response.

Harry rolled his eyes.

"Harry, we know...
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posted by RealBenTennyson
This is a very small One-shot I wrote some weeks back. It just shows what Bellatrix was thinking when she killed Sirius.


"Come on, te can do better than that"

His voice echoed inside her. Who does he think he is? He is challanging me? That TRAITOR. Disgrace to the noble Black family! He should be here, fighting from her side, from Dark Lord's side. But he is there, helping Potter and is smiling! Smiling like fool.

"STUPEFY"

She yelled with all her power. A red jet of light hit him straight in chest and a smile, a smile of victory tugged on her lips.

He started falling! He kept falling, deep through...
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Chapter 2:

We had just moved to our new apartment in Londra and I was in my room listening to my preferito rock band, Paramore super loud on my I-pod stereo when an owl landed on the foot of my letto with a letter.
I wasn't sure whether to run, take the letter, o do nothing,so I asked mom.
"Hey, ma?"I yelled so she could hear me "There's a creepy owl in my room! Is that cool, o should I run?" I asked
"Oh it's your Hogwarts lista of supplies"She ran in the room from unpacking and took the letter.
"I've been waiting for that! We have to go buy them!"
"Yay"I say as sarcastic as my voice can go.
...
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posted by LifesGoodx3
Dobby died in March of 1998. He was killed when we was rescuing Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ollivander, Luna and Griphook the Goblin from the Death Eaters.

Dobby was a house-elf. They are servants to wizards. Magic ties them to their Master, so they must listen and do what their Master wants them to do. If they go against their masters commands, they must punish themselves with self-harm. The only way a house-elf can become free is if their master gives them a piece of clothing. Most house-elves would be devastated if they were dato a piece of clothing, their freedom would be like an insult. However,...
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posted by LifesGoodx3
Remus John Lupin died on May 2nd, 1998. He was killed during the Battle of Hogwarts, he was fighting beside his wife, Nymphadora Tonks. His life was cut short, in the time when he finally found happiness, when he finally had a family.

Remus was a werewolf from a very young age. The transformation from human to werewolf is a very painful thing, and he went through it once a mese for a good portion of his life. He probably did not have very many Friends until he arrived at Hogwarts. There, he met his accepting friends, James Potter, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew. During his time at Hogwarts,...
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posted by Kiana-M-McMahon
I sat at the Gryffindor tavolo waiting for the sorting to end. I had already been sorted.
"Weasley, Ronald!"
The annoying, red headed boy I had met on the Hogwarts Express walked towards the hat. Professor McGaonagall put the hat on his head.
"Gryffindor!"
I groaned as he came to unisciti us Gryffindors. One of the last was the famous Harry Potter. I had met him on the Hogwarts Express as well and he was quite nice and attractive.
"Potter, Harry!"
Harry walked up and the hat considered putting him in Slytherin. I crossed my fingers he would be in Gryffindor. I heard the sorting hat say something about...
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1.    Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2.    Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told te te had a pig nose!!”
3.    Wake him up da Canto spiaggia Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4.     Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say te taught him everything he knows.
5.     Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
6.     Pat him on the head and give him fiori when his plans are foiled yet...
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1. How did Ron react to Hermione being tortured?: Irrationally... That entire scene was just how I imagined it in the books. The Malfoy mansion was absolutely perfect.

2. Were there peacocks?: there may have been... I didn't notice any. But it doesn't mean they weren't there.

3. Were Ron/Hermione done justice?: it was very clear that it was Ron and Hermione. The scene in the forest when Ron saves Harry's live while he's swimming underwater to get the sword of Godric Griffindor was amazing.

4. Was the locket scene like te imagined it would be?: When harry opened it, Voldemort played on Ron's fears...
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 Philosopher's Stone
Philosopher's Stone
Book 1 Mistakes
NOTE: Many of these book mistakes were corrected in later versions, so the mistake may not appear in your HP book.

* In Book 1, on page 27 (American paperback), it mentions that the snake in the zoo winked at Harry. Harry can't be blamed for being so surprised, as snakes don't have movable eyelids. Thanks, Bethany!

* When Hagrid comes and gets Harry out of the little hut on the rock, they use the barca that the Dursleys used to get to the rock. So how do the Dursleys get off the rock?

* On Harry's equipment lista in the letter from Hogwarts, "1 wand" is listed twice. This was...
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Chapter 1
Renewal of Revenge



    Pant. Pant. Pant. The Disillusionment Charm I put on myself at the start of the battle was now wearing off. I was beginning to see the paled flesh of my hands. I’d better put on another one, I thought as I ducked behind a corner. “Occulto Existum.” I whispered— but just as I finished the incantation, I heard a voice.
    “Remus…Lupin. It will be my pleasure to destroy you.”
    “Professor Lupin?!” I silently gasped. The voice was eerily familiar; I knew I’d heard it before. But just...
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1.In Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Nick says he had not eaten in nearly 400 years. Yet he had, at the time, already been dead for 99 years longer than that.
2.The Harry Potter timeline is based upon Nick's deathday party in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Having died in 1492, and celebrating his 500th death day, this ostensibly places the novels in the early to mid 1990s.
3.In the film versions of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Nearly Headless Nick is played da John Cleese. Cleese is most famous for his work with Monty...
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posted by BellaCullen96
This is a fanfiction about Lord Voldemort returning as a ghost, and he meets Albus Potter. I'm still working on it, but here's chapter one! And please don't steal my idea!


The Dark Lord tightened his hold on the Elder Wand. This was it; he would finally kill Harry Potter. “Avada Kedavra!” he shouted, aiming the spell at Potter. A green light burst from the tip of his wand, but at that moment, Potter had said, “Expelliarmus!” And so green and red collided. There was a flash, and Lord Voldemort fell. His spell had backfired, failing him; he was dead.
The successivo thing he knew, everywhere around...
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1. Nodody excpt Hermione has read Hogwarts A History.

2. Prof Binns doesn't seem to notice that most people sleep in his lessons.

3. Don't wander somewhere with Harry in the final scenes of the movie.

4. Hearing Voices In The Wizarding World Isn't A Good Sign.

5. Ghosts are Transparent (taken from Harry when Snape asked Harry to describe ghosts)

6. It's not a good idea to eat Chocolates te found on the floor.

7. Never sit under the Whomping Willow.

8. Peter is a better ratto than human.

9. Don't follow the spiders!

10. Arguing with Professor Umbridge in class will earn te a biscotto from Professor McGonagall.
posted by vanillaicecream
te mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

You call your least preferito teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and te run outside looking for an owl.

You actually ask for a scopa for Christmas.

You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time te turn on a flashlight.

You sort everyone te meet into the four Hogwarts houses (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin).

You were burned when te couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after te broke your nose running headfirst into the bacheca between platforms nine and ten.

The...
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posted by BellaCullen96
1. Tell him Hermione has a boyfriend.

2. Repeatedly ask him whatever happened to "Lav-Lav"?

3. Tell him Krum is coming back.

4. Stare pointedly at his forehead, looking bewildered.

5. . . . And when he asks what you’re looking at, say in a disappointed voice, “I just thought you’d have a scar too, being Harry Potter’s (sigh adoringly then look superior) sidekick and all.”

6. Tell him that Krum is having a welcome back party and everyone is invited.

7. . . . Except him, that is.

8. The successivo time someone says “Ron”, state loudly, “Isn’t that the name of Harry Potter’s useless...
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posted by BellaCullen96
1. Ask him to tell Cedric te detto hello.

2. Follow him around and say "Voldemort is your uncle!" in a loud voice right successivo to his ear.

3. Ask him if the "anvil-sized hints" ever hit him on the head, which is really what caused the scar.

4. "So . . . first te were the Boy Who Lived . . . then te were a nutcase . . . now you're The Chosen One. Why don't they just add it together so that you're the "Chosen Nutcase Who Lived?"

5. Offer him stolen silver from Sirius Black's house.

6. Make sure te tell him te got it from Mundungus Fletcher.

7. Tell him that he should stop pretending to be Harry...
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First of All,Because Today's a special date!
Harry's birthdate,ihope te didn't forgot it as the Dursleys?
What else happened today!?

*7.31.1980

Harry Potter is born [PS/SS3].

7.31.1991

Harry discovers he is a wizard, meets Hagrid, and visits Diagon Alley for the first time [PS/SS4].

7.31.1992

Harry meets Dobby for the first time whilst the Dursleys have a cena party, and the Elf uses a Hover Charm on Aunt Petunia's pudding, causing a serious disruption at dinner, and Harry to receive an official warning from the Ministry about using underage magic [COS2].

7.31.1993

Aunt Marge arrives at the Dursleys' [POA2].

7.31.1996

The guests at Harry's birthday cena discuss the death of Karkaroff, and the disappearances of Ollivander and Florian Fortescue [HBP6].

7.31.1997

Ginny kisses Harry, but they are interrupted. Scrimgeour arrives at The Burrow, gives them the items from Dumbledore's will, and argues with Harry about the way to wage the war [DH6].
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore:

- Before Albus became Headmaster, he was the Head of Gryffindor House, Transfiguration teacher and Deputy Headmaster.
- Dumbledore was made a Prefect in his 5th anno and became Head Boy in his 7th.
- Albus was the one who invented the talking Patronus.
- It appears that Albus’ weapon of choice was fire. He used fuoco fighting of Voldemort in their only known duel, he burned Tom Riddles closet to prove that he was a wizard, and he used fuoco to keep Inferi away from himself and Harry in the Cave.

Minerva McGonagall:

- In her days at Hogwarts it is very likely...
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