The following is from The Whimsic Alley Book of Spells. Any irony present is not intended da me.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
da Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as te say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink cartuccia (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
te need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the preferito drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will letto yours to command.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
da Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as te say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink cartuccia (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
te need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the preferito drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will letto yours to command.
Ingredients
2 cups self-rising flour, o plain flour sifted with 2 tsp baking powder
Pinch of salt (optional)
1/2 cup burro o margarine
1/2 cup fine granulated sugar
1 cup mixed dried frutta (such as a mixture of moist packs of dried apricots, raisins and cranberries)
Finely grated rind of small orange
1 egg, beaten
3 Tbsp milk
succo, succo di frutta of 1/2 small orange
Instructions
Preheat forno to 425 ºF.
Lightly grease baking tray.
Sift flour and salt together.
Using pastry blender, cut margarine o burro into the flour.
Add sugar, dried frutta and arancia, arancio rind.
Stir in egg.
Add latte and just enough succo, succo di frutta to make a stiff, sticky consistency that will stand in peaks when stirred with a knife.
Put walnut-sized heaps of mixture on baking tray.
Allow them to keep a rough, rocky shape.
Do not flatten o smooth them.
Bake for about 10 to 12 minuti o until golden and firm.
Cool completely on rack for flavor to develop.
2 cups self-rising flour, o plain flour sifted with 2 tsp baking powder
Pinch of salt (optional)
1/2 cup burro o margarine
1/2 cup fine granulated sugar
1 cup mixed dried frutta (such as a mixture of moist packs of dried apricots, raisins and cranberries)
Finely grated rind of small orange
1 egg, beaten
3 Tbsp milk
succo, succo di frutta of 1/2 small orange
Instructions
Preheat forno to 425 ºF.
Lightly grease baking tray.
Sift flour and salt together.
Using pastry blender, cut margarine o burro into the flour.
Add sugar, dried frutta and arancia, arancio rind.
Stir in egg.
Add latte and just enough succo, succo di frutta to make a stiff, sticky consistency that will stand in peaks when stirred with a knife.
Put walnut-sized heaps of mixture on baking tray.
Allow them to keep a rough, rocky shape.
Do not flatten o smooth them.
Bake for about 10 to 12 minuti o until golden and firm.
Cool completely on rack for flavor to develop.
