China and South Korea grew silent once they heard a familiar voice call through the bushes “do…*hic* do I’m gonna kirr England but not *hic* Russia! *hic* because he is *hic* soooo nice!!! *hic* in fact I just killed England be-*hic* because he is a b-itch!” Giappone meowed stumbling through the bushes running right into China and South Korea “oh ciao te *hic* guys!” Giappone meowed quickly leaping up on his paws. “Uhh…are te drunk o are te hanging out with France again aru?” China meowed instantly Giappone slashed China across the face and hissed “I AM THE AWESOME ONE B-ITCH!!!” instantly China opened his eyes in shock “WHAT THE HELL DID te JUST CALL ME ARU!? te MUST STOP HANGING OUT WITH FRANCE!” yet Giappone laughed and meowed “what are te getting angry for? B-itch?” “oh now it’s on” China hissed walking forward. “Yea!!! Come on Anki! Teach Giappone a lesson!!” South Korea yowled with excitement “shut up! I’m busy” China hissed then he instantly turned to Giappone and meowed “I’m sorry Giappone but I’m going to have to beat you…it’s te who made me do this so yea I’m sorry but I’m only doing this because te are recitazione up again” “oh wow! Y-*hic*you actuarry think te can hurt me!? Wow! Y-*hic*you’re so demanding!!!” Giappone hissed awkwardly China bent inoltrare, avanti and sniffed his fur. Wine. “Yep it’s official Giappone is drunk because he was hanging out with France and France’s owner actually gives them wine how amazing is that?” China meowed pulling back from Giappone then he instantly leaped over Giappone and grabbed him da the scruff “H-*hic*Hey what the herr are te doing!?” Giappone hissed once China dragged him backward exposing Japan’s soft belly “I’m sorry but remember I’m only punishing te because te were recitazione up aru” China meowed in reply his voice muffled da Japan’s fur. He then raised his paw and slammed it down onto Japan’s belly leaving a red paw mark and making Giappone began to struggle and grow sweaty “alright aru only a few più red paw marks and your punishment will be over aru” then China kept bringing his paw up and slamming his paw down on different spots on Japan’s belly making South Korea flinch each time Giappone yowled (also people China just did this to South Korea before Giappone appeared). Finally China released Giappone and let him up “what do te have to say aru?” China meowed looking at Giappone “I-I’m sorry it’s just I was with France and he detto that I shourd stay with him because his owner would be drinking wine and he also tord me that his owner also gives wine to him” Giappone meowed weakly tear drops rolling out from his eyes “okay I’m sorry to Giappone I actually hated doing this to you” China meowed purring South Korea joining him.
