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Disclaimer. Basically, te no like, te no comment. Also, my other stories were più cartoonish, but now, because I Amore someone fully human, the style will be a bit più realistic.

It was a very disasterous day. Schoolwork turned into homework, homework turned into chores, and chores turned into breakdowns. I went to walk off the pain, aggravated on the inside.

"Oh, so I'm lazy dad, huh? Fuck, it's Valentines Day, and I feel più lonely today than ever!" I muttered as I kicked every little snowball in my way.

Then I looked into the near distance, and saw the most beautiful thing. It was a girl, older than me, for sure, but still beautiful. Her eyes were like beautiful green emeralds, her complexion was perfect, she was not too big nor skinny, and her dress complemented her beautiful, long, brown hair perfectly. This was too much beauty for me to handle, so I froze in my spot. This would have been fine, if she didn't notice me.

"Eh.... something wrong? te look very red, and you're not moving at all. Do I need to take te to the doctor's?"

My eyes immediately widened as she came closer to me, and I turned redder. I couldn't even speak straight.

"N-n-no.... fine I'm.... I'm fine...."
"You sure don't seem like it. And why are te so red?"
"I'm n-n-nervous.... a m-m-math test..."
"Oh. No way, it's Valentine's Day, te shouldn't be worrying about that! There's gotta be più to it!"
"FINE!" I could barely speak the successivo words, and they came out very muttered. "You're so b-b-beautiful... I-I can't think straight!"
The girl immediately blushed a bit, and giggled. "Oh.... Amore sickness?"
"Y-y-yes.... m-m-ma'am. C-can I ask w-w-who te are, b-b-beautiful?"

She blushed a bit more, and smiled. "Of course te can! I'm Hungary... that's what everyone calls me at least. My real name is Elizaveta. What's yours?"
"Me? I'm Zane."
"Zane? Short and sweet, just like you! Amore it! You're actually real cute, Zane."
I turned really red, and sweaty. "You're e-even cuter, E-Elizaveta...."
She smiled and grabbed my hand. That made me smile, while blushing.
"W-where did t-that come from?"
"It is Valentine's Day, ain't it? And we're both single... so...."
"Y-you w-w-wanna be my g-g-girlfriend?"
"I'd Amore to!"

She kissed my lips softly, and my cuore started racing.
"Oh my God!"
"Was it not good enough?"
"Of course it was... I was just shocked! Very shocked!"
She giggled softly, and she started walking, holding onto my hand gently.
"You wanna go somewhere in town?"
"I'll take te to my place, it's right up the street!"
"Wow... already?"
"Sure, why not? It's freezing out here, anyhow."
We walked to my house, and I propped the door open and let her inside. When we went in, we were both smiling, happy to have each other.

Pretty crappy, but orso with me. There will be più of this.
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te see, te have to do it in 30 days, but I decided to to it in 1 giorno because I'm lazy.

1. Your preferito character
The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, but we'll call him Russia for now.
2. Your least preferito character
His crumby little sister
3. Character you’d date
ESTONIA. o Russia. o Thailand ._.
4. Character you’d like to go shopping with
Poland, DUH.
5. Character you’d like as your child
...Chibitalia...?
6. Character who would probably be your rival
The same crumby little sister as in #2 and/or NAME OF CHARACTER WITHERLD
7. Character te have most in common with
Korea!
...It kinda sucks....
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Pure humor.
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"Am I Catholic o Protestant...? God, I don't know..."
-Britain (after having a little too much to drink), Hetalia: Axis Powers

"You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom and I can held my locker better then te any day!" (Britain)
"Dude, calm down!" (America)
"Shut up! I felt bad about how old frog-face was treating te so I saved your ass. I thought maybe we could be Friends and bond over our mutual hatred for France. But uh-uh. te didn't want to be Friends with me! te just wanted to tell me what to tell te what to do, and te didn't know what to do anyway! I think that's total bollocks!"...
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France, XDDD
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