Ever wonder about the human names of the Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia Characters? Well, here te go~ -chuckles- I apologize for the length. Enjoy~!

Taken from: hetalia.wikinet.org


America

America received the name Alfred F. Jones (アルフレッド・F・ジョーンズ, Arufureddo F. Jōnzu). "Jones" is one of the most common surnames in the United States. His last name could also refer to the action movie hero Indiana Jones, as America once stated that one of his own hobbies is archaeology.
"Alfred F." is most probably an allusion to Alfred E. Neuman; the "F" in his middle name possibly inspired da John F. Kennedy,...

I got bored, so Today I shall tell all te lovelies thee countries Ezones!!! (( te know, like the Italy curls.))
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I think I'll start with the Axis.



Japan: Most of te think that for such a mature man, Giappone doesn't have an Ezone. BUT HE SECRETLY DOES!! As it turns out, Giappone has a secret Nantucket (like canada's) on the left side of his head.

Germany/Prussia: Even though they both don't have curls, nantuckets o cowlicks, The german's Ezones are behind their ears.

Italy/S.Italy: Well, te know their curls.

Austria: His Curl, where...

Italy: ciao WELCOME BACK random READER!!! TODAY IS
THE giorno WHEN te WILL FAIL!!! ROMANO!
Romano: YES random READER AND SINCE YOU'RE GOING
FAIL MISERABLY HERE IS A QUOTE!!! SPAIN!!!!!!
Spain: YES THANK te ROMANO!!! HERE IS THE QUOTE
RANDOM READER!!!! WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS!!!
Italy, Romano, and Spain: LOOK PATHETIC!!!
ROMANO: YAY!!!!!!!!
Italy: OW! THAT'S MY EAR!!!
Romano: *pissed off face*
Spain: ROMANO...DON'T te DARE THINK ABOUT-
Romano: *pulls Italy's curl with all his might*
Italy: AAAAAAHHHH!!!! SPAIN!!! ROMANO IS WORKING
ME TO HARD!!!!
Spain: ERR...ROMANO STOP BEFORE I PULL YOUR CURL!!
Romano: MAKE...

All possible Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia Pairings. These are all the Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia pairings that would make sense in any way (meaning they have history with each other, in the slightest way)

1. France x America
2. France x Austria
3. France x Belarus
4. France x Belgium
5. France x Canada
6.France x China
7. France x Cuba
8. France x Denmark
9. France x Egypt
10. France x England
11. France x Estonia
12. France x Finland
13. France x Germania
14. France x Germany
15. France x Greece
16. France x Hong Kong
17. France x Hungary
18. France x Iceland
19. France x North Italy
20. France x South Italy
21. France x Japan
22. France x Korea
23....

America - Cancer (July 4)

Australia - Aquarius (January 26)

Austria - Scorpio (October 26)

Belarus - Virgo (August 25)

Belgium - Aries (April 19)

Canada - Cancer (July 1)

China - Libra (October 10)

Cuba - Taurus (May 20)

Denmark - Gemini (June 5)

Egypt - Pisces (February 28)

England - Taurus (April 23)

Estonia - Pisces (February 24)

Finland - Sagittarius (December 6)

France - Cancer (July 14)

Germany - Libra (October 3)

Greece - Aries (March 25)

Hong Kong - Cancer (July 1)

Hungary - Gemini (June 8)

Iceland - Gemini (June 17)

Italy - Pisces (March 17)

Japan - Aquarius (February 11)

Latvia - Scorpio (November...