I have to 20:06 done, please segnala any errors If te see them. Enjoy! Contains tracks, and different voices on separate lines. Hopefully ill finish this one:
*Track: This is Berk*
*Narrorator (Hiccup)* This, is berk. Its twelve days north of hopeless, and a few degrees south of freezing to death. Its located solidly on the miridian of misery. My village, in a word, sturdy, And its been here for seven gereations, but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. te see most places have mice, o mosqitoes, we have
*Hiccup* Dragons. *Narrorator(Hiccup)*Most people would leave. Not us, were vikings. We, have stubborness issues. My names Hiccup. Great name, I know, but, its not the worst. Parents belive hidious names will frighten off gnomes and trolls, like our charming viking dimener wouldnt do that.
*Random viking* ARRGH, Mornin!
*Viking 2* What are ya doin here.
*Viking 3* Get inside!
*viking 4* What are ya doing out?
*Viking 5* Get back inside!
*Stoik* Hiccup! What is he doing out ag... What are te doing out, get inside!
*Narrorator* Thats, Stoik the Vast. Cheif of the tribe. They say that when he was a baby, he poped a Draghi head clean off its shoulders. Do i belive it? Yes I do.
*Stoik* What have we got.
*Viking* Gronkles, Naders, Zipplebacks, oh and port saw a Monsterous Nightmare.
*Stoik* Any Night Furys?
*Viking* None so far.
*Stoik* Good.
*Viking 2 and 3* Watch it!
*Gobber* Oh how nice of te to unisciti the party! I thaught you'd been carried off!
*Hiccup* What, who me? Nah come one, im waay to muscular for their taste, they wouldnt know what to do with, all, this.
*Gobber* Well, they need toothpicks dont they?
*Narrorator* The meathead with attitude and interchangeable hands is Gobber. I've been his apprentice ever since I was little, well, littler
*Stoik* We sposta to the lower defences, we'll counter attack with a catipults.
*Hiccup* See, old village, lots and lots of new houses.
*Viking* FIRE!
*Narrorator* Oh and thats Fishlegs, Snoutlout, the twins Ruffnut, and Tuffnut, and... Astrid (Say with awestruck). Aww their job is so much cooler.*Hiccup* Aww come on, let me out, please, I need to make my mark!
*Gobber* Oh te made plenty of marks, all in the wrong places.
*Hiccup* Please, two minutes, ill kill a dragon, my life will get infinatly better, i might even get a date.
*Gobber* te cant lift a hammer, te cant swing an ax, te cant even throw one of these!
*Hiccup* Ok, fine, but this, will throw it for me.
*viking* Oh!
*Viking 2* ow!
*Gobber* See, now this right here is what im talkin about!
*Hiccup* But it, it, a mild calibration issue
*Gobber* Dont, no. Hiccup If te ever want to get out there to fight dragons, te need to stop all... this.
*Hiccup* But te just pointed to all of me.
*Gobber Yes, thats it! Stop being all of you.
*Hiccup* Ooh.
*Gobber* Ooh yes.
*hiccup* You, te sir, are playing a dangerous game. Keeping this much, raw, vikingness, contained, there will be consequences!
*Gobber* I'll take my chances. Sward, sharpend, now.
*Narrorator* One giorno ill get out there, because killing a dragon, is everything around here.
*Track:Dragon Battle*
*Hiccup* A Nadderhead is sure to get me at least noticed. Gronkles are tough, taking down one of thoes would defanately get me a girlfriend. A Zippleback, exotic, two heads, twice the status.
*Viking* They found the sheep!
*Stoik* Concentrate fuoco over the lower bank.
*Viking 2* Hurry up!
*Viking 3* Fire!
*Hiccup* And then, theres the monstrous nightmare. Only the best vikings go after those. They have this, nasty habit of setting themselvs on fire.
*Stoik* Reload! Ill take care of this.
*Narrorator* But the ultamate prize is the dragon noones ever seen. We call it the
*Viking* Night Fury!
*viking 2* Get down!
*Multiple Vikings* Oh, Ah!
*Stoik* JUMP!
*Narrorator* This thing never steals food, never shows itself and... never, misses. Noone has ever killed a Night Fury. Thats why im gonna be the first.
*Gobber* Man the fort hiccup, they need me out there. Stay. Put. There, te know what I mean. AAAAH! *Viking* Hiccup, What are te doing.
*Viking 2* Come back here!
*Hiccup* Ya, I know! Be right back!
*Stoik* eeeyah!
*Viking* Lets get em'!
*Stoik* Mind youself! The devils still have some succo, succo di frutta in them!
*Hiccup* Come on. Gimmie somethin' to shoot at, gimmie somethin' to shoot at. Waah! Oh I hit it. YES I HIT IT! Did anybody see that? Except for you... AAAAAAAAAH! (High Pitched)
*Stoik* Sigh* Do not, let them escape!
*Viking* Right!
*Stoik* You're all out.
*Narrorator* Oh, and theres one più thing te need to know.
*Hiccup* Sorry.. Dad.
*Viking* Waaah!
*Hiccup* Ok, but i hit a Night Fury. Daaw, its not like the last few times dad, I mean I really actually hit it, te guys were busy and I had a very clear shot, it went down, just off raven point, lets get a cerca party out there before it
*Stoik* STOP! Just, stop. Every time te step outside, disaster falls, can te not see that i have bigger problems, winter is almost here and i have an entire village to feed.
*Hiccup* Ya, between te and me te think the village can do with a little, less feeding, dont'cha think?
*Stoik* This isnt a joke hiccup! Oh, why cant te follow the simplest orders?
*Hiccup* I, I cant stop myself, I see a dragon, and i have to just.. kill it. Ya know? Its who I am dad.
*Stoik* Oh, te are many things hiccup, but a dragon killer, is not one of them, get back to the house. Make sure he gets there! I have his mess to clean up.
****nut* Quite the performance
*Snotlout* Ive never seen anyone mess up that badly, that helped!
*Hiccup* Thank you, thank you, I was trying, so.
*Snotlout* Ow! Hahahahahaha.
*Hiccup* I really did hit one.
*Gobber* Sure.
*hiccup* He never listens.
*Gobber* It runs in the family.
*Hiccup* And when he does, its always with this, dissapointed scowel like someone skimped on the meat in his sandwich. (Imatating Stoik) Excuse me barman! Im afraid youve brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy, with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side! This here, this is a talking fishbone!
*Gobber* Now your thinkin about this all wrong. Its not so much what te look like, its whats inside that he cant stand.
*Hiccup* Thank you, for summing that up.
*Gobber, Look the point is, stop trying so hard to be something your not.
*Hiccup* I just wanna be one of te guys!
*Stoik* Either we finish them, o they finish us, its the only way we'll be rid of them. If we find the nest and destroy it, the Draghi will leave, they'll find another home. One più search, before the ice sets in.
*Viking* Those ships never come back.
*Stoik* Were vikings, its an occupational hazard, now whos with me?
*Crowd chatters with disagreement* *Stoik* Alright then, those who stay, will look after Hiccup. *Viking* To the ships! *Viking 2* I refuse to do it! *Stoik* Aie thats più like it. *Gobber* ??? *Sigh* Ill pack my undies. *Stoik* No, i need te to stay and train some new recruits. *Gobber* Oh perfect, ya and while im busy, Hiccup can cover the stall. Molten steel, razor sharp blades, lots of time to himself, what could possibly go wrong? *Stoik* Oh, what am i gonna do with him Gobber? *Gobber* Put him in training with the others. *Stoik* No, im serious. *Gobber* So am I.*Stoik* He'd be killed before te let the first dragon out of its cage *Gobber* Oh te dont know that. *Stoik* I do know that. *Gobber* No te dont. *Stoik* No actually i do. *Gobber* No te don't! *Stoik* Listen. te know what hes like. From the time he could crawl hes been, diffrent. He doesnt listen, he has the attention span of a sparrow. I take him fishing and he goes hunting for, for trolls! *Gobber* Trolls exist! They steal your socks, but only the left ones, wha, whats with that? *Stoik* When i was a boy... *Gobber* Oh here we go. *Stoik* ...my father told me to bang my head aganst a rock, and I did it. I thaught it was crazy, but i didnt domanda him, and te know what happend? *Gobber* te got a headache. *Stoik* That rock, diviso, spalato in two. It taught me what a Viking could do Gobber. He could, he could crush mountians, level forests, tame seas! Even as a boy, I knew what i was, what i had to become, Hiccup is not that boy. *Gobber* te cant stop him stoik, te can only prepare him. I know it seems hopeless, but the truith is, te wont always be around to protect him, he's going to get out there again, hes probobly out there now!
*Track: The Downed Dragon*
*Hiccup* Oh, the gods hate me, some people loose their coltello o their mug, no not me, I manage to loose an entire dragon?
Ow!
*Gasp!*
Oh wow. I-I, I did it. Oh, I did it, this this fixes everything! Yes! I have brought down this mighty beast! *Toothless* *Growls*
*Hiccup* Oh!
I'm gonna kill te dragon. Im gonna, I'm gonna cut out your cuore and take it to my father. I'm a viking. I am a VIKING!
*Toothless* *Moans*
*Hiccup* Grr... I did this.

*Heavy Breathing* Uhh...
*Toothless* *Screeches*
*Hiccup* Eeeeh.
*Stoik* Hiccup.
*Hiccup* Dad! Uhh. Uhh I have to talk to te dad.
*Stoik* I need to speak with te too son. It's time for te fight dragons.*Hiccup(At same time) I think i dont wanna fight dragons. *Stoik and Hiccup* What? *Stoik Uhh, te go first. *Hiccup, Noo, no te go first. *Stoik* Alright, te got your wish, dragon training, te start in the morning *Hiccup* Ohh man, i should've gone first, uhh cause I was thinking, te know we have a surplus of dragon fighting Vikings, but, do we have enough pane making Vikings, o small home repair vikings. *Stoik* You'll need this. *Hiccup* Ah. I don't wanna fight dragons. *Stoik Haha, come on, yes te do! *Hiccup* Rephrase, Dad, I can't kill dragons.
*Stoik* But te will kill dragons.
*Hiccup* No, Im really very extra sure that I won't. *Stoik* Its time hiccup. *Hiccup* Can te not hear me? *Stoik* This, is serious son. When te carry this ax, te carry all of us with you, which means, te walk like us, te talk like us, te think like us. No più of, this. *Hiccup* te just gestured to all, of me. *Stoik* Deal? *Hiccup* This conversation is feeling very one sided. *Stoik* Deal!? *Hiccup* *Sigh* Deal. *Stoik* Good. Train hard, i'll be back... probably. *Hiccup* And ill be here... maybe.
*Track: Dragon Training*
*Gobber* Welcome, to dragon training.
*Astrid* No turning back.
*?nut* I hope i get some serious burns.
*??nut* Im hoping for some mauling like, on my shoulder, o lower back.
*Astrid* Ya, its only fun if te get a scar out of it.
*Hiccup* Ya, no kidding right? Pain. Amore it.
*?nut* Oh great, who let him in?
*Gobber* Lets get started! The recruit who does best will win the honor of killing his first dragon in front of the entire village.
*Snoutlout* Hiccup already killed a Night Fury, so does that disqualify him, or...
*?nut* Can i train in the class with the cool Vikings?
*Gobber* Don't worry, your small and your weak, that'll make te less of a target, they'll see te as phsyco, insane, and go after the più Viking like teens instead. Behind these doors, are just a few of the many speices te will learn to fight. The deadly nadder.
*Fishlegs* Speed eight, armor sixteen.
*Gobber The Hidious Zippleback.
*Fishlegs*Plus eleven stealth times two
*Gobber*The monstours nightmare
*Fishlegs*firepower fifteen
*Gobber*the terrible terror
*Fishlegs*Attack eight, venom twelve
*Gobber*CAN te STOP THAT! And the Gronkle
*Fishlegs* *Whispers* Jaw strength eight.
*Snotlout* Wow, wow, wait, arent te gonna teach us first?
*Gobber* I belive, in learning on the job.
Today, is about survival. If te get blasted, your dead. Quick, whats the first thing your going to need?
*Hiccup* A doctor?
*Fishlegs* Plus five speed?
*Astrid* A Shield.
*Gobber* Shield, go!
Your most important piece of equipment is your shield.
If te must make a choice between a swoard o a shield, take the shield
*?nut*Take your hands off my shield.
*??nut*Theres like a million shields!
*?nut*Take that one, it has a fiore on it, girls like flowers.
*??nut*Oops, now this one has blood on it.
*?nut and ??nut* Ow!
*Gobber* Tuffnut, Ruffnut, your out.
*?nut and ??nut* What?
*Gobber* Those shields are good for another thing. Noise. Make lots of it, to throw off a Draghi aim.
All Draghi have a limited number of shots. How many does a gronkle have?
*Snotlout* Five?
*Fishlegs* No Six!
*Gobber* Correct! Six! Thats one for each of you!
*Fishlegs* I really know... WOW!
*Gobber* Fishlegs, out.
*Fishlegs* AAAUGH!
*Gobber* Hiccup! Get in there!
*Hiccup* Augh!
*Snotlout* So anyway, im moving into my parents basement, te should come da sometime to work out, te look like te work out. AAH!
*Gobber* Snotlout, your done!
*Hiccup* So, i guess its just te and me hunh?
*Astrid* Nope, just you.
*Hiccup* AAh!
*Gobber* One shot left!
HICCUP!
(BLAST)
And thats, six.
Go back to letto ya overgrown sausage. You'll get another chance, dont te worry.
Remember, a dragon will always, always, go for the kill.
*Hiccup* So why didn't you?
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*Stoik* I should have known. I should’ve seen the signs.
*Hiccup* Dad?
*Stoik* We had a deal!
*Hiccup* I know, we did, but that, that was before, oh it’s all so messed up.
*Stoik* So everything in the ring, a trick? A lie?
*Hiccup* I screwed up. I should’ve told te before now. Be mad at me, take it out on me, but please, just don’t hurt Toothless.
*Stoik* The dragon! That’s what you’re worried about, not the people te almost killed!
*Hiccup* He was protecting me! He’s not dangerous!
*Stoick* They’ve killed hundreds of us!
*Hiccup* And we’ve killed thousands of them! They defend themselves, that’s all! They raid us because they have to. If they don’t bring enough Cibo back, they’ll be eaten themselves. There’s something else on their island, dad. It’s a dragon, li-
*Stoik* Their island! So you’ve been to the nest?
*Hiccup* Did I say nest?
*Stoik*How did te find it?
*Hiccup* What, no, I, I didn’t. Toothless did. Only a dragon can find the island. Oh nono, no, dad, it’s not what te think, te don’t know what you’re up against! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen! Dad, please, I promise you, te can’t win this one! (sigh) Dad, no! For once in your life, would te please just listen to me!
*Stoik* You’ve thrown your lot in with them. You’re not a Viking. You’re not my son. (to off camera) Ready the ships!

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