Episode 3: Occam’s Razor
Rating: T
“Go find Cuddy and baciare her ass.” That’s what Wilson had told him. That was why he was standing at her office door right now. And that was why he was doing something he hadn’t done since his first giorno working there. He knocked.
“Come in.” She was working diligently on paperwork. When she heard the thump of his cane, she was sure that she had to be mistaken. She looked up slowly. “House? Are te okay?”
He set several files on her desk. “My paperwork”
She flipped through the papers in complete disbelief. “You actually did paperwork? And not only that, but this actually looks thorough and professional. What’s going on, House?”
“Its part of my job isn’t it?”
“Yes, but that still doesn’t explain why te did it. You’re not known for doing your job...at least without te being forced to do so. So, why’d te do it?”
“You know something...the glasses are pretty sexy. te look like…a naughty librarian.”
She couldn’t help but smile. “Just answer the question. What are te up to?”
“I guess te were right. Seeing patients has already made me a better doctor. It’s a miracle. Someone should alert the media. The Dean of Medicine at Princeton Plainsboro is a miracle worker in a wonder bra…quite the powerful combination.”
Cuddy rolled her eyes. “Funny. Well, I guess the reason doesn’t really matter. I’m just happy you’re doing your job for a change without me having to hunt te down. It’s a very nice change. I hope it continues.”
“Do I get a cookie now, Mommy?”
“Sorry, I’m fresh out of cookies. But, why don’t te take off from the clinic an ora early today.”
“Well, if te insist.” He headed for the door, opening it before turning back. “Wilson thinks that I’m in Amore with you, ya know?”
She forgot to breathe. “What did te tell him?”
“That there was not a thin bacheca between Amore and hate…but instead a Great bacheca of China with armed sentries every 20 feet.”
“House, don’t forget that there are a lot of sections of the Great bacheca that have been destroyed over there years. There are gaps in that wall. It just took time.”
“It took centuries. And don’t hold your breath about the whole me doing work continuing thing.” He left quickly causing her to laugh softly.
“Whatever te say, House.”
Rating: T
“Go find Cuddy and baciare her ass.” That’s what Wilson had told him. That was why he was standing at her office door right now. And that was why he was doing something he hadn’t done since his first giorno working there. He knocked.
“Come in.” She was working diligently on paperwork. When she heard the thump of his cane, she was sure that she had to be mistaken. She looked up slowly. “House? Are te okay?”
He set several files on her desk. “My paperwork”
She flipped through the papers in complete disbelief. “You actually did paperwork? And not only that, but this actually looks thorough and professional. What’s going on, House?”
“Its part of my job isn’t it?”
“Yes, but that still doesn’t explain why te did it. You’re not known for doing your job...at least without te being forced to do so. So, why’d te do it?”
“You know something...the glasses are pretty sexy. te look like…a naughty librarian.”
She couldn’t help but smile. “Just answer the question. What are te up to?”
“I guess te were right. Seeing patients has already made me a better doctor. It’s a miracle. Someone should alert the media. The Dean of Medicine at Princeton Plainsboro is a miracle worker in a wonder bra…quite the powerful combination.”
Cuddy rolled her eyes. “Funny. Well, I guess the reason doesn’t really matter. I’m just happy you’re doing your job for a change without me having to hunt te down. It’s a very nice change. I hope it continues.”
“Do I get a cookie now, Mommy?”
“Sorry, I’m fresh out of cookies. But, why don’t te take off from the clinic an ora early today.”
“Well, if te insist.” He headed for the door, opening it before turning back. “Wilson thinks that I’m in Amore with you, ya know?”
She forgot to breathe. “What did te tell him?”
“That there was not a thin bacheca between Amore and hate…but instead a Great bacheca of China with armed sentries every 20 feet.”
“House, don’t forget that there are a lot of sections of the Great bacheca that have been destroyed over there years. There are gaps in that wall. It just took time.”
“It took centuries. And don’t hold your breath about the whole me doing work continuing thing.” He left quickly causing her to laugh softly.
“Whatever te say, House.”
