We all probably remember reuben - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.
Reubenese for beginners
Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are te today?
Reub.: te can't drink two jars of applesauce if te don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.
Reub.: Wow, te can make a dog bark faster than a pesce can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think te are cute.
Reub.: You've got ointment all over your bumbleberry.¹
Engl.: I think you're gross.
Reub.: Ya might as well tie a knot around two kangaroos, know what I'm saying?
Engl.: I can't finish this enormous piece of cheesecake.
Reub.: Does a six-finger chimpanzee eat cardboard nuggets for breakfast?
Engl.: No.
Reub.: Does neon spaghetti take a sandwich, panino ride down to the polo field?
Engl.: Yes.
Reub.: Ugh, I've got più pigs in a blanket than hobos have sideburns.
Engl.: I ate too much.
Reub.: I'm ready to hang my socks on the monkey parade.
Engl.: I would like to go on a double data with te and your friend.
Reub.: te don't need bubble-wrap to know when it's zuppa di pesce time.
Engl.: Please, calm down.
Reub.: See ya at the ketchup factory, Bubbleface.
Engl.: Good bye.
Reub.: There's my lampone calcio ball!
Engl.: There's my girlfriend!
Source: iCarly.com/Sam's blog
¹ Note Sam tells this to Rueben: "I'm sitting here eating cheesecake with an Australian Eskimo who's got ointment all over his bumbleberry." Then Rueben runs away crying.
Reubenese for beginners
Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are te today?
Reub.: te can't drink two jars of applesauce if te don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.
Reub.: Wow, te can make a dog bark faster than a pesce can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think te are cute.
Reub.: You've got ointment all over your bumbleberry.¹
Engl.: I think you're gross.
Reub.: Ya might as well tie a knot around two kangaroos, know what I'm saying?
Engl.: I can't finish this enormous piece of cheesecake.
Reub.: Does a six-finger chimpanzee eat cardboard nuggets for breakfast?
Engl.: No.
Reub.: Does neon spaghetti take a sandwich, panino ride down to the polo field?
Engl.: Yes.
Reub.: Ugh, I've got più pigs in a blanket than hobos have sideburns.
Engl.: I ate too much.
Reub.: I'm ready to hang my socks on the monkey parade.
Engl.: I would like to go on a double data with te and your friend.
Reub.: te don't need bubble-wrap to know when it's zuppa di pesce time.
Engl.: Please, calm down.
Reub.: See ya at the ketchup factory, Bubbleface.
Engl.: Good bye.
Reub.: There's my lampone calcio ball!
Engl.: There's my girlfriend!
Source: iCarly.com/Sam's blog
¹ Note Sam tells this to Rueben: "I'm sitting here eating cheesecake with an Australian Eskimo who's got ointment all over his bumbleberry." Then Rueben runs away crying.
carly
“A friend can be worth
Her weight in oro and more.
più precious each day
Than the giorno before.
The time te choose to spend
Together with a friend is all it takes
.
A few treasures found
Down in the deep blue sea
May sparkle and excite
Both te and me.
But putting trinkets first
Would have to be the worst of all mistakes.
Can treasure hold me close?
Can treasure comb my hair?
Would treasure laugh
At all my jokes?
Does treasure really care?
Do trinkets sit and chat?
Do trifles swear their truths?
Do golden baubles make me laugh?
They shimmer and they glimmer
But I think I’ll treasure you.
Carly can treasure hold me close
Sam Can treasure combs my hair?
Carly Would treasure laugh At all my joke’s?
Sam Does treasures really care?
Both girls
Do trinkets sit and chat?
Do trifles swear their truths?
Do golden baubles make me laugh?
They shimmer and they glimmer
but I think I’ll treasure you.
To all my best and sweetest friends
te know I’ll treasure you.”
“A friend can be worth
Her weight in oro and more.
più precious each day
Than the giorno before.
The time te choose to spend
Together with a friend is all it takes
.
A few treasures found
Down in the deep blue sea
May sparkle and excite
Both te and me.
But putting trinkets first
Would have to be the worst of all mistakes.
Can treasure hold me close?
Can treasure comb my hair?
Would treasure laugh
At all my jokes?
Does treasure really care?
Do trinkets sit and chat?
Do trifles swear their truths?
Do golden baubles make me laugh?
They shimmer and they glimmer
But I think I’ll treasure you.
Carly can treasure hold me close
Sam Can treasure combs my hair?
Carly Would treasure laugh At all my joke’s?
Sam Does treasures really care?
Both girls
Do trinkets sit and chat?
Do trifles swear their truths?
Do golden baubles make me laugh?
They shimmer and they glimmer
but I think I’ll treasure you.
To all my best and sweetest friends
te know I’ll treasure you.”