"The Sin Eater"

Ichabod …

... is confused da Abbie’s yelling at an umpire during a baseball game.

"The Midnight Ride"

Ichabod …

... is baffled da the concept of a supermarket. (“My God, where do te procure such massive quantities of preserves? Is there a nearby citadel?”)

... is confounded da the concept of bottled water. (“You paid? For water?”)

... is troubled da wastefulness. (“The extent to which your generation has defiled this earth is truly mind-boggling.”)

... is confused da cell phones. He picks up a can of Cibo when Abbie’s rings.

... doesn’t understand how to end a...