Ita-kun

1.) Itachi's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2.) Itachi does not sleep. He waits.
3.) Itachi does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Itachi goes killing.
4.) Itachi counted to infinity - twice.
5.) Itachi sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled Sharigan ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Itachi kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every secondo Wednesday of the month....

Uchiha Itachi (pg 36-41)

To take Naruto is an order laid down to us da Akatuki

pg 37

Abandoning his clan and village, the genius ninja who works behind the scenes of chaos.

Uchiha Itachi: the genius descendent of the Leaf’s elite Uchihas, and the one to bring their downfall. This is something everyone know but his true intentions and his deeds thereafter is known to almost none.

(Pic of Itachi)
“Asuma san, Kurenai san, please don’t interfere with my work. I don’t want to kill you.”
Although it seems like he does not want to fight, behind his words is absolute confidence.

Itachi appears in the...