I know Jared says he's nervous about doing comedy and he thinks he's lousy at it, so until he gains some confidence, we're not likely to ever see him in a comedy. In the meantime, however, here's the five biggest reasons I've see that prove he should be a comedian:
5. Hottest comedian (physically speaking). If he went into comedy, he'd be the first comedian that I've seen that I think is attractive. (What can I say? I'm picky.)
Not a very good reason, is it? Here's some more:
4. Excellent delivery of lines.
"Who are you, and what have te done with my brother?"
"It's not Cibo anymore, Dean- it's Darwinism!"
"Yeah. So? Stupid."
And the lista continues through every episode. Jensen has più funny lines, but Jared's are better (in my opinion). He delivers the lines so naturally that it's impossible for me to keep from laughing when I hear them a secondo o third time... o fourth... o fifth...
3. Funny faces! From cucciolo eyes to bitchface to clueless face, to "I Lost my shoe", he's just hilarious. He has a very expressive face and a talent for pulling it into the oddest shapes.
2. Fantastic pratfalls and physical comedy. He's so tall, and every part of him is so long (neck, arms, legs, torso) that when he falls o trips o stumbles, everything flies out in all directions, like Wile E. Coyote. And he still looks sexy doing it! Don't believe me? Rewatch Bad giorno at Black Rock.
1. Comic genius. Let's ignore what's in the script for a minuto and look at the gag reels, where see the REAL Jared in action. Catching a "frightened" Jensen in his arms, screaming like a little girl in the middle of a very dramatic scene, making fun of his own gastrointestinal disorders, throwing his weight around in that adorable "sexy dance"... the lista is nearly endless. Maybe he's uncomfortable being funny on the screen, but behind the scenes, he seems to know what's funny and how to play it to the fullest extent to make us all roll in the aisles- o at least off our couches.
5. Hottest comedian (physically speaking). If he went into comedy, he'd be the first comedian that I've seen that I think is attractive. (What can I say? I'm picky.)
Not a very good reason, is it? Here's some more:
4. Excellent delivery of lines.
"Who are you, and what have te done with my brother?"
"It's not Cibo anymore, Dean- it's Darwinism!"
"Yeah. So? Stupid."
And the lista continues through every episode. Jensen has più funny lines, but Jared's are better (in my opinion). He delivers the lines so naturally that it's impossible for me to keep from laughing when I hear them a secondo o third time... o fourth... o fifth...
3. Funny faces! From cucciolo eyes to bitchface to clueless face, to "I Lost my shoe", he's just hilarious. He has a very expressive face and a talent for pulling it into the oddest shapes.
2. Fantastic pratfalls and physical comedy. He's so tall, and every part of him is so long (neck, arms, legs, torso) that when he falls o trips o stumbles, everything flies out in all directions, like Wile E. Coyote. And he still looks sexy doing it! Don't believe me? Rewatch Bad giorno at Black Rock.
1. Comic genius. Let's ignore what's in the script for a minuto and look at the gag reels, where see the REAL Jared in action. Catching a "frightened" Jensen in his arms, screaming like a little girl in the middle of a very dramatic scene, making fun of his own gastrointestinal disorders, throwing his weight around in that adorable "sexy dance"... the lista is nearly endless. Maybe he's uncomfortable being funny on the screen, but behind the scenes, he seems to know what's funny and how to play it to the fullest extent to make us all roll in the aisles- o at least off our couches.
-so ripped!
-huge arms
-very strong
-incredibly long legs
-runs fast
-jumps high
-swims beautifully
-soft, fluffy, dark brown hair that shines in bright sunlight
-bright, clear eyes that appear to change color
-mixture of boyish and masculine features
-wide, mesmerizing smile with perfect white teeth and dimples
-deep voice that ranges from soft and quiet to almost a roar when he yells
-the ability to pull and twist his face into any shape, all of which are cute, handsome, sexy, o hilarious
-looks good from any angle: front, left, right, back, whatever, he's never taken a picture that was a bad angle
-has such a perfect face that even the worst hairstyles can't mar his beauty
-extremely talented actor
-doesn't mind making fun of himself
-wonderful sense of humor
-very, VERY modest about his looks and talents!