Kyle Broflovski

(at night..)
Me(in costume narrating): This world was devastated before I became a superhero, and the main protagonist of South Park. A harsh, bleak place where we live in eternal darkness. Everything's a struggle where we live without hope. Why did it happen? No one will answer me directly. And they always point... to Professor Chaos, the main antagonist of South Park. That professor! He has tried to take over South Park ever since my birth of a hero for good to stop the villains for the better. There is also an eternal life form that I cannot truly defeat. He is known as Cthulu...
Janay(in...

(going back to the scene of the precedente part)
Bebe: THIS. IS. SOUTH PARK!! If te say it's Sparta, I will kick your ass!
Cartman: I already beat your culo like twice, Bebe!
(meanwhile)
Stan and I: Hey, Kyle. Hey, Janay.
Kyle and Janay: ciao Stan and Michelle.
(then we sit at our table)
Janay: Wow, you're so pretty in that dress, Michelle!
Me: Thanks. It's the color of my gloves.
Kyle: I agree. te do look pretty tonight, Michelle.
Me: Why thank te Kyle! te and Janay are so nice!
(Back to the argument)
Cartman: I can't believe te detto te were gonna kick my ass, Bebe!
Bebe: I never detto I was!
Cartman:...

(at the hospital)
Carla: Michelle, why did te do it?!?
Me: te SON OF A BITCH, te F***ING PUNCHED ME EVERYWHERE AND I TOLD MY MOM THAT SHE MIGHT CALL THE COPS BECAUSE OF te DUMBASS!
Carla: Michelle, I'm f***ing sorry, OKAY?!?
Me: WELL SORRY DOESN'T DO ANYTHING, MY MOM IS STILL CALLING THE F***ING COPS SO **** YOU!
Carla: I thought we were great friends, Michelle.
Me: It doesn't matter, Carla. I'm still kicking your culo like te kicked mine in the precedente part.
Carla: (walks away)
Me: (removes my hospital toga, abito and puts on my usual school outfit and breaks out the hospital quickly, and I bike down...