Emmett: Is this thing on? Uhh, I'd like to propose a crostini, pane tostato to my new sister. Bella, I hope you've got enough sleep these past 18 years 'cause te won't be getting anymore for a while!
Jessica: Well, Bella was just like everybody else. Totally mesmerized da Edward. o "The Hair," as I like call him. Umm, & then suddenly, Edward is all about Bella! Even though she's not the captain of the pallavolo team. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding... o the president of the student council.
Charlie: Edward will be a good husband. I know this because I'm a cop. And I know things. Like, how to hunt...
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