this in time, get to an Oriental rug. Shag is good!
Determine quickly which guest hates cats. Sit on that lap during the
evening. He won't dare push te off and will even call te "nice kitty."
If te can arrange to have cat Cibo on your breath, so much the better.
For sitting on laps o rubbing against pantaloni, pantalone legs, select colori which
contrast with your own.
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do
anything. Just sit and stare.
Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get one open, stand on hind
legs and hammer with forepaws. Once the door is opened for you, it is not
necessary to use it. te can change your mind. When te have ordered an
outside door opened, stand half in and half out and think about several
things. This is particularly important during very cold weather o
zanzara season.
If one person is busy and the other is idle, sit with the busy one. For
book readers, get in close under the chin, unless te can lie across the
book itself.
For ladies knitting, curl quietly into lap and pretend to doze. Then
reach out and slap knitting needles sharply. This is what she calls a
dropped stitch. She will try to distract you. Ignore it.
For people doing homework, sit on the paper being worked on. After being
removed for the secondo time, push anything movable off the tavolo --
pens,pencils, stamps -- one at a time.
Get enough sleep during the daytime so that te are fresh for playing at
night between 2 & 4 a.m.
