Please remember me forever
Believe in me as someone
Who's never gonna wish te well

I'm gonna tell te what I think about te in that unforgivable way I do
You're an idiot
And I hate your guts
I guess I'm about as happy for te as I would be a cockroach in my food
I know it's terrible
I really hate te though

Do te have your fairytale lie
o are te dancing to the white trash twist
Oh please remember me
Believe in me as someone
Who's never gonna wish te well

I heard the thing that te hate about me almost everyday, but te still wouldn't leave
I had to pull the plug
Ooh, I hated your guts
And I heard the opposite of Amore isn't hate
It's indifference
But I can't relate
It's not good enough
Cuz I hate your guts

Did te settle your mediocre mind
te had the fine wine you're better off with Bud Light

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Oh please remember me
Believe in me as someone
Who's never gonna wish te well
Oh please remember me
Believe in me as someone
Who wants te to go to hell

You're raining, you're boring
Oh, did te hear me snoring?
I'd wanna mutilate myself when I talk to you
So here we are, I hope te can tell that I'm no referral
te can have 'em, call hell
You're gonna drive 'em nuts
They're gonna hate your guts

[Chorus (x2)]