Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.
Male: Did it hurt when te fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked te out of hell?
He says "Where have te been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did te find me?"
Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it
'Male: I'm all you've got good lookin'
Female: then I must not have alot
Male: Haven't I seen te someplace before?
Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore
Male: So what do te do for a living?
Female:...
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