"you should have seen me as a chick. i looked hot as a chick!"
~Gerard Way

"it's like the drag fairy coming & saying 'what would te like to do?' 'um yeah, karate'"
~Gerard Way

"Are te on our side & te want to be different,or are te on their side & want to throw a football at our heads?"
~Gerard Way

"We like to kidnap them in a van, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!”
~Gerard Way

"Well, I'm half Italian, so last anno on warped tour i got this really good tan and I was like, bummer.”
~Gerard Way

“I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things.”
~Gerard Way

“That's what happens when you're all borderline psychotic and therein lies the beauty of this band - our duality. There's a duality to each band member too. There's a desire to have this constant conflict. If we write a write a song and it turns out really poppy, we have to make the lyrics really fucked up. There's psychosis to everything we do for sure. One giorno we're probably gonna write this number one pop tune that will be about a massacre!”
~Gerard Way

“The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell.”
~Gerard Way

“Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a f****n' princess!”
~Gerard Way

“I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.”
~Gerard Way

“So many people treat te like you're a kid so te might as well act like one and throw your Televisione out of the hotel window.”
~Gerard Way

“Oh yeah. People think we're fucking loaded just because we got all this bling on. Yeah, they think we're all rich vampires!”
~Gerard Way

“Actually, I might party a bit. I haven't partied in a long time, ... But we party a little differently than, like, Trick Daddy . We like high-speed Internet and strong coffee.”
~Gerard Way